Tuesday, April 15, 2014

Blind Item #8

This foreign born B+ list mostly movie actor who is just as good looking as the guy he is replacing in a certain project forgot to zip up after using the facilities at a recent event. Not only does our actor go commando at black tie events, apparently he has nothing to be ashamed of in the endowment department.

48 comments:

Lady Heisenberg said...
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Count Jerkula said...

Disgusting objectification of men. Had it been some woman's piss flaps dangling out from under her dress, would you be so quick to comment on them, Fugazi Enty?

Renoblondee said...

Nice!

Karen said...

Jamie Dornan?

MontanaMarriott said...

Jamie Dornan from 50 Shades, Hunams replacement

MontanaMarriott said...

So much for the Irish curse if this is truly JD lol

sandybrook said...

Rupert Friend perhaps?

OneEyeCharlie said...

What? It's somehow disrespectful to go commando at a black tie event? If those slacks were silk, I don't blame him. Commando in silk is nut bueno. (Was supposed to be muy bueno, but I like the spellcheck version better)

Seven of Eleven said...

LOL, nut bueno!

Zelda Zonk said...

Is Jamie Dornan a B+? Also he's mostly TV.

whatsuppumpkin said...

Tom Hiddleston replaced Benedict Cumberbatch In Crimson Peak! He was in Oliver Awards few days ago thats black tie and his down there body part already has its own fan web- site Here we go:) You are welcome :))

Renoblondee said...

You enjoy your buttholes, let us enjoy our giant shlongs. @Count

VeronicaCostello said...

Tom Hiddleston! There's no way he's wearing skivvies on the red carpet. He replaced Benedict Cumberbatch in Crimson Peak, and was just at the Oliviers. If he's not packing, I'll eat my keyboard.

Wen said...

Wow, they are still making this POS movie? It's been years in the making. Is there really any interest left?

Lady Heisenberg said...

Agree this is Dornan/Hunnam/50 shades but I'm gunna throw in Oscar Isaac (Guatemala)/Javier Bardem/A Most Violent Year. Spicy!!!! I like this guess too... :p

George All well said...

Mmmmmm......giant tube steak.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Cumberbatch? Nut Bueno.

Hiddles > Lumpy Otter

Sabrina said...

Since when Cumberbatch is good looking?

I'm on the Dornan/Hunnam train.

fancyscreenname said...

((Faints))

Seven of Eleven said...

I find Cumberbatch good looking, but I'm a geek who is tardy to the party. Unconventionally good looking guys are savory. You can have Charming Potato, I'll be in the bunk with Sherlock.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Seven, I like my dudes hot and dumb like the Charming Potato. Cumberbatch is, ummm, the opposite.

whatsuppumpkin said...

Come on Dornan is not B+ mostly movie actor he is not even B+ TV actor

rajahcat said...

i like the Charming Potato also

and Hunnam and Dornan

can I vote for all of them?

and yes I know Jon Hamm is not foreign born-but let's throw in the Hammaconda for fun

QueenAnne Guido said...

Idris.... the next James Bond.

QueenAnne Guido said...

Nut bueno is a new fave. Thanks Charlie!.

TalksTooMuch said...

Your lips to Bob's ears, Queen!

TalksTooMuch said...

Bwahahaha, Charlie!

Vera L- said...

--QueenAnne Guido said...
Nut bueno is a new fave. Thanks Charlie!.--

This. Also, if you are throwing the Hammaconda into the mix you'll need to use both hands ;)

TalksTooMuch said...

"Guess the giant schlong" is a WAY more fun thread than the "everyone share their boob size" post yesterday!

Basil said...

Sounds like he was either drunk, or did it on purpose. Someone at Coachella this weekend, stoned out of their mind?

FS said...

I've slept with exactly one Irish man in my life, and wow! was he blessed. 100% Irish too.

Other than that, I got nothing.

Malibu Borebee said...

There are no black tie events at Coachella.

Count Jerkula said...

@ttm: there was a boob size post? Would you be kind enough to point me in the right direction for that? I am on day 2 of recovery from the weekend so i'm only catching bits and pieces here.

TalksTooMuch said...

Count, I *think* it was the Your Turn yesterday? Something about Kate Upton's rack and it went all awesome after that

Count Jerkula said...

Lol! OK Reno. It would be nice if Fugazi Enty helped me out and posted some more butthole blinds. Jessica Simpleton's enema blind is the only one I can think of.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Count, I'm shocked you missed it. Like the mother ship should've pulled you into its force field on something.

BeckyMae said...

I'm with @Seven, those built beige boys don't fry my burger AT all....I went to see Thor for Loki only.

I reckon this could be Dornan or Hiddles......Vague Entern is so vague these days, eh?

EvieShackles said...

Edward Cullen

LowKey said...

@whatsuppumpkin, there are actually a couple of sites dedicated to Hiddles' nether regions.



So I've heard.
Y'know, rumours and such.

Seven of Eleven said...

Yeah, right, LowKey. So you've heard, dirty bird! :b

I watched a video of five things that distract Tom Hiddleston. One of them was ScarJo and Jeremy Renner - it was incredibly cute, and you can tell they all get along famously.

5 ways to distract Tom Hiddleston in an interview

Bitchy and Bort said...

Lol @count I hve barely wrote anything but I click your links to naked women often but as soon as Enty mentions a guy bring naked you immediately go on the defense. How small is it really? And do the pics you post make it seem bigger lol

Sprink said...

Oi, Sandy! Charlie's spellcheck loooves him and makes him funnier v

I'll bet he's NICE to his spellcheck. Ha!

Sprink said...

@Kristin, I hope you're young and will outgrow this preference...tut.

PDgirl said...

I think it is Hiddles and Cumby and the movie is Crimson Peak. It sounds like something Hiddles would do.

Lady Heisenberg said...

@count missed all the funbag funsies!!! Knuckles and FSP were happy to cover for you

oothoon said...

Why is Hiddleston B+ in Enty's world while Cumberbatch is only B? That's insane.

oothoon said...

Hiddleston isn't even on Enty's A-D list.

di butler said...

Dornan is NOT as good looking as Hunnam. Hush yo mouf!