Wednesday, April 02, 2014

Blind Item #9

This up and coming no name actor recently learned a quick way to get ahead in Hollywood. Our up and coming actor was at a seminar for acting which was produced by this A list mostly movie actor who is closeted and an Academy Award winner/nominee. Our actor caught up with the up and comer after the seminar and invited him to coffee. This turned into a play where the A lister made sure to keep his hand firmly planted on the thigh and leg of our up and comer. After the play the A lister told the newbie that a role in a movie could be had if he slept with the A lister. This A lister could probably deliver but our newbie declined.

40 comments:

Chloe said...

Kevin Spacey

sandybrook said...

Franco and any West Hollywood wannabe.

Unknown said...

onboad with the Franco guess, despite the straight porn.

Frosty said...

For no particular reason Travis Fimmel popped into my head for the newbie. Kevin Spacey for the A lister.

tara17 said...

No idea, but kudos to the Upcomer for his integrity.

Studio54 said...

Kevin Spacey.

MISCH said...

I'm a straight woman and I like gay porn..so yes to Franco

Malibu Borebee said...

Spacey. The newbie should have said yes.

Jeri said...

Good for him. Everyone needs to learn that not everyone/everything can be bought.

Lady Heisenberg said...

IT WAS HIM ALL ALONG! Were they drinking from Kobayashi Porcelain mugs?

S said...

Jake or Jackman. I'd take either.

Seven of Eleven said...

I <3 Kevin Spacey and refuse to believe bad things about ****spoiler alert for delicate souls**** Keyser Söze.

FS said...

Jackman is far more subtle and discrete, he does not pick up randoms and he doesn't have to offer trades to get what he wants.

Dave said...

Scientology holds seminars for actors . . .

Dave said...

but on the other hand . . .
http://www.wfla.com/story/24897445/actor-kevin-spacey-to-headline-iifa-masterclass-in-tampa

Ray Nicolet said...

People are still gonna be mad about that, even with a spoiler alert.

WareCat said...

I want Kevin Spacey.
Gimmie, gimmie!
Mine!

SyDy said...

Those accidental double entendres (get ahead, up and comer) had me giggling. I am Beavis...

Seven of Eleven said...

I know, Ray, I know. :( I'm going to buy some Girl Scout cookies to redeem my soul. :)

Sean said...

Spacey is not closeted so my guess is Tom C. The hand on the thigh bit seems like an aggressive move and fits what I have seen of Tom in interviews and such. That's all I got!

Sean said...

Turns out Cruise is a nominee only. So i'll go with Huge Jackman and with no clue as to the up and comer.

lazyday603 said...

Spacey & Will Poulter, the kid from "We're the Millers". Actually that was a scene in the movie. Jason Sudeikis convinces the kid to service a cop to keep them all from going to prison. "Do it for the girls". When it turns out he didn't have to Sudeikis says "I can't believe you were about to suck a guy's dick".

Sillygurl said...

I like the way you think Dave.

nancer said...

If the newbie is very young, it's spacey. He likes them young.

PS said...

But Spacey is not closeted. He is very much out in real life, he just doesn't promote his sexuality either / any which way in interviews.

bookjacket said...

I think Spacey considers himself closeted. A few years back a social studies textbook in the British school system put him in a list of prominent gay figures in British society. He had a fit and demanded they excise it from the books. (Just FYI for those who don't follow the stage, Spacey had been the artistic director of one of the two or three most important theatre companies in London for over a decade, which makes him a very important figure in British society -- a country where government funding of theater is a big social priority.)

bookjacket said...

I think Spacey considers himself closeted. A few years back a social studies textbook in the British school system put him in a list of prominent gay figures in British society. He had a fit and demanded they excise it from the books. (Just FYI for those who don't follow the stage, Spacey had been the artistic director of one of the two or three most important theatre companies in London for over a decade, which makes him a very important figure in British society -- a country where government funding of theater is a big social priority.)

rikkitikkitavi said...

there you go. take him out back and suck his dick!

thineownself said...

Kevin Spacey and Richard Armitage

sugarbread maker said...

Gotta pay those dues ya'll.

Basil said...

I hate the casting couch idea because it just reeks of exploitation. That being said, if whoever is offering can actually deliver on the promise a young guy could do ALOT worse than Spacey, despite his horrible treatment of resteraunt staff. I'd hit it.

Basil said...

ETA what straight porn did James Franco do? I know he did that Cruising movie, which I have yet to see.

S. Humphreys said...

JF was watching straight porn on a plane.

Danielle said...

B. Coops?

Tara said...

Up and comings - Theo James? Sam Clafin, Miles Teller?

di butler said...

Spacey, and how the heck do you guys guess the newbie? I have zero, ZERO clue. Kudos if you guys guessed right!

Lux said...

Yeah, my first thought was Cruise. He owns a studio or production company, right? It would be easy enough for him to promise roles in exchange for some nookie.

Lux said...

I can never decide if I love or am creeped out by Spacey. He's an amazing actor and totally captivating to watch when he's in a role. But I feel like in real life, he's the sort of guy that would be into underage Thai boys.

Aoife said...

Kevin Spacey for the A lister.

WickedBee said...

I know two males up here in Toronto who had a run-in with Spacey. He was coming on strong to both of them, same type of thing, grabbing thighs and rubbing. He asked if they wanted to move ahead in their respective careers, both said yes. Spacey said they would have to "do something for him" first. One decided not to go up to his hotel room and the other did. A few months later, the one guy is still doing extra work and the other has a movie coming out this year. All that he had to do was take a Spacey shot in the mouth. Delight.