Wednesday, April 02, 2014

Man Walks Into An Airport Bar

Two Canadians pleaded not guilty yesterday to charges they committed an indecent act on a flight from Toronto to Halifax. I remember last year there was some Canadian guy who lost his job with his father's company after he got busted having sex on a plane. This one is even better. Apparently the man and woman met in an airport bar. Much drinking ensued. During the 90 minute flight the pair engaged in a sex act that did not include intercourse. People complained and the pair was arrested when they landed. The woman was also charged with resisting arrest after kicking the police officers arresting her. As for the man? Well, probably not the best thing in the world to get arrested for an indecent act on a place when your wife is waiting for you in the airport. Nice.

Posted by ent lawyer at 7:15 AM

25 comments:

  1. TalksTooMuch7:15 AM

    I already told you about the Canadians!

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  2. Seven of Eleven7:19 AM

    Damn, first Robin Thicke, now Justin Bieber. What is it with these Canadians and planes?!

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    1. TalksTooMuch7:20 AM

      Apparently loss of cabin pressure makes us frisky?

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    2. Unknown7:23 AM

      I'm tired if these mother f@cking Canadians on these mother f#$king planes!

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    3. TalksTooMuch7:24 AM

      To be fair, Amanda, it didn't state whether or not the woman had children

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    4. Seven of Eleven7:25 AM

      LOL @ Amanda!

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    5. Alita1:55 PM

      Lol @Amanda

      Sick of these monkey fighting Canadians on this Monday to Friday plane!

      NB: there may be Canadian children present.

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  3. FSP7:19 AM

    Oh Canada...

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  4. aemish7:21 AM

    sheesh, talk about your cabin fever...

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  5. FSP7:23 AM

    @Seven - my eyes!

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  6. Seven of Eleven7:25 AM

    @FSP, you deserve for that avi! :D

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  7. OneEyeCharlie7:29 AM

    Is this behavior listed someplace in the "Being a Good Canadian" manual?

    Maybe he suffered from major anxiety due to flying, and she was just being a good seat neighbor? "Excuse me, could I borrow a cup of mouth party?"

    There are so many details that we don't know. Trying to not be judgmental until I hear the rest of the facts. Canadians are different from you and I.

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  8. aemish7:34 AM

    awww!

    Lion King cast breaks into Circle of Life on a plane

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  9. FSP7:40 AM

    @Seven- what do you have against medical marvels?

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  10. rajahcat7:49 AM

    bet that was a good time for everyone else on the plane......

    once again hope his wife gets lots of $$$$$$

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  11. rajahcat7:49 AM

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  12. sandybrook9:27 AM

    You cant take Canadians anywhere woe Canada!

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  13. Pogue Mahone9:29 AM

    Busted! Ha,ha!

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  14. crila169:47 AM

    How do they expect people to become members of the mile high club, if they keep arresting people??? It's not right.

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  15. Trombones and Daffodils10:05 AM

    TTM, relatives of yours? Ha ha. Reminds me of the Vancouver hockey riot and the two kids going at it amid the tear gas.

    Oh, Canada!

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  16. canadachick10:50 AM

    I did not resist arrest !!!! I kid I kid

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  17. M. Brown12:38 PM

    Everything I know about Canada is from HGTV, Degrassi, and CDAN.

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  18. TalksTooMuch1:58 PM

    Second cousins, Queen! How YOU doin?

    M. Brown,it's all true

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  19. MadLyb6:54 PM

    Awk-ward!

    One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked Into a pub together. They proceeded to each buy a pint of Labatt Blue. Just as they were about to enjoy their Beverages, three flies landed in each of their pints.

    The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust. The American fished the offending fly out of his beer and Continued drinking it as if nothing happened. The Canadian Picked the fly out of his drink and started shaking it over The pint, yelling, "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU BASTARD!!!"

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