Saturday, April 05, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

October 25, 2013

This C list reality star who probably thinks she is an A list reality star and celebrity is only on television because of who she is married to. So, if she wants to keep all of that then maybe the four hour sessions with the trainer should be scaled back. Her former A list celebrity husband is not that stupid. Maybe he doesn't care. Maybe he is cuckolded.

Danielle Jonas

27 comments:

headrot said...

delusional

Sherry said...

Someone is getting their money's worth from a personal trainer..Unless of course she's paying for all 4 hours. That would be rich!

Sunshine said...

She probably needs the full four hours of training to lose all that weight she gained during her pregnancy.

Derek Harvey said...

The way she talks cracks me up

hairydawg said...

He's probably got a trainer too. A big muscly one.

pinot grigio said...

Who is her former A List celebrity husband?

laura ramona said...

She gave birth this year... she was preg already at the date of this blind hmmmmm

headrot said...

@laura good observation. makes this whole thing even weirder.

Mama Bear said...

Rumor was that she was never pregnant.

portlandjewel said...

Yeah, I heard it was a fake pregnancy!

cece said...

Maybe they share the trainer.

Dulcinea said...

Kinda like the divorce attorney in the news recently who was reprimanded for having an affair with his client, and billing her for the time.

Bunni said...

That's funny.

JSierra said...

Or maybe he just doesn't care because Kevin doesn't like vaginas anyways.

I checked out that fake preggo article and I love a good conspiracy but I'm not really buying that one. Beyonce not being preggers is way more believable.

Faceblaster said...

Kevin is gay. He may not be acting out on his feelings yet, but it's there. C'mon, they were newlyweds who slept in separate bedrooms??? Oh right, because of his snoring. Funny, his snoring was never mentioned in all those years of sharing a room and tour bus with his band and brothers?
He may not be strictly gay, but I bet he would hold a fella's peter in his mouth until a gay guy came along to finish it off.
The dude's entire life was/is based on lies. He never sang or played guitar in his band, that was all faked. His marriage and maybe even his child's birth were faked too? Sad.

Malibu Borebee said...

Fake marriage, fake pregnancy, fake people, real baby. This will not end well.

Renoblondee said...

Fake pregnancies freak me out. I always think of a soap opera.

Studio54 said...

He's not gay. He fell for a type that a lot of famous men do - the type that don't really love you. The men are intrigued, they aren't the usual doormats who will do anything for the celeb. They mistake the attitude for real love. It isn't. It's a conniver who does not love them, out for their money, fame or whatever was their reason for marrying the guy. A couple of examples of this type: Elin Woods, Caroline Bessette Kennedy. Nicole Kidman

Lady Heisenberg said...

+2

Faceblaster said...
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Faceblaster said...

@Studio54- He was not famous when they started dating. He has also never dated anyone else. He was in about 9th or 10th grade when his parents had to pull him out of school because he kept getting beaten up and bullied and called F**. He has probably not had any gay sex due to his quasi-religious background, but he sure ain't straight.
Oh, and Nichole Kidman was already rich and famous when she agreed to beard for TC.

Studio54 said...

Kevin and Dani met around the time he rocketed to success w/ his brothers. They married 2 years later, in a literal fairy tale setting, giving her a glass slipper, etc. He has a lot invested in this fairy tale and is waking up the hard way to the fact his wife married him for other reasons. It depends now what his breaking point will be, IMO, to get out of the marriage.


Nicole Kidman was famous before "Days of Thunder"? Not in this country.

Kloie said...

Yes, Elin should have totally hung out waiting to get her husband's STDs.

Stepforded said...

Ugh. She is so unlikable ... as for her family - hard to believe she was the most normal out of all of them. Her mother had quite the mouth on her and as for her attention-craving sister ... I'm making myself feel sick. I need to stop.

Anna Katherine Nonymous said...

studio 54 I find your theory and heartfelt naivete very sweet. literal glass slipper reference,awww.

It's not your life that your commenting on. said...

It's so easy to comment on a story that is not true. Here's the facts. They are happily married. They just had a baby. Someday she will read this and she will wonder why someone made up such atrocious lies up about her momma and daddy. I know it's all in good fun but these are real people and this story is not true at all.

It's not your life that your commenting on. said...

You're making us all sick.