The tabloids can all scrap their covers for this week
. I'm sure at the end of last week they were all salivating about a possible Kate Middleton pregnancy and probably had all their stories ready about what sex the baby is and Kate's pregnancy regimen and how she was determined to not gain too much weight and blah blah blah. They had gone through all the photos from the New Zealand trip searching for ones that showed a baby bump. They were ready. Then Kate had some wine at a wine tasting and blew it all for them so we will probably find out that Jennifer Aniston is pregnant or something. “Just use the same stories but change the name and the cover photo.”
What Kate should have done is hold off on the wine tasting and then take some photos holding her stomach and waited until after all the tabloids came out and then gone on a rager with Prince Harry. That would have been fun to watch.