Tuesday, April 01, 2014

Lindsay Lohan's Credit Cards Declined - Over $300

According to The NY Post, Lindsay Lohan tried to use her credit cards this weekend. Not one card, but two. Both of them were rejected even though she was trying to purchase $300 worth of jeans. At one point she tried to negotiate a deal with the employees of the store but they weren't having any of it so a friend who was with Lindsay paid for the items. Honestly, I love stories like this and each day I hope that Lindsay really has run through every penny of the $2M that she got from Oprah and can't afford $300 jeans. Is that bad that I want her to actually have to work a real job? She is still fairly young. Is she really going to be "Lindsay" for the next fifty years? What exactly is she going to do with the rest of her life? Is she going to bounce around from one guest spot to the next and do some reality mixed in there? Is she going to end up in jail? Dead? If she dies in the next few years of a drug overdose or whatever, people are going to talk about her so fondly a decade or two down the road and totally forget all of the bad points and there are way more bad points than good.

53 comments:

Janis Ian said...

I'm not even sure who this is.

Damian said...

Caddy!

Burn Book said...

Lindsay Lohan: stupid bitch looks just like that new girl from Africa, Cady Heron.

sandybrook said...

Enties you do know the differences between real assets and credit lines don't you?

melissa said...

time for some international business

Karen Smith said...

My card got declined at the mall once. I tried to pay with my library card

Regina George said...

I know she's kind of socially retarded and weird, but she's my friend, so just promise me you won't make fun of her.

aemish said...

I watched an episode of this show one time. It was as bad as I thought it would be.

Bulldog Fart said...

Poot!

Cecilia00 said...

These people paying her way are doing her a bigger disservice than they could ever imagine.

Susan said...

This trick doesn't need new jeans. She is the biggest clothes hoarder in the entire land.

I'm a week behind on her documentary. Yes, I watch this mess against my better judgement.

Does her personal assistant Matt still work for her? Oprah's people had to be the hiring source for him. He's worked for waaaaaay more together people than Lindsay.

This show is actually making me feel bad for her. SHUDDER. She is so not ready for this type of thing, and Oprah shoulda coulda woulda known better. Just one whore using another whore.

sandybrook said...

I wouldnt put it past Dina to run the cards up either w/o Lindsay knowing.

FSP said...

Credit cards are the devil.

Janis Ian said...

Are you guys blind? Cady is in high school! This is some haggard old lady.

TalksTooMuch said...

That sounds like Existentialist Enty; what does it all mean? Where is she going? What will she do? Touching

she will be fine, she is the cockroach bomb survivor type and she will dance on our graves

MISCH said...

She's a waste of space..

Leekalicious said...

Lindsay smokes, drinks, and drugs to excess and likely eats crappy food when she does eat. Her liver is probably in danger already. I would be very surprised if it weren't enlarged. Her skin will age more quickly and since looks are all that anyone cares about in Hollywood, she will be fecked.

Damian said...

OMG Danny DeVito! I love your work!

sandybrook said...

as long as there are Sharknados and Machetes being made Lindsay can find a low paying job Leeky

Regina George said...

I'm starving.

Karen Smith said...

You want to go to Taco Bell?

Regina George said...

I can't go to taco bell, I'm on an all-carb diet. GOD Karen you're so stupid!

Runswithscissors said...

I tried my driver's license, stupid black line on the back of it. :-P

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Leekalicious said...

@sandybrook
Apparently Hollywood rewards bad behaviour!

Anna Katherine Nonymous said...

hey at least we are still paying attention

cnote said...

I get so mad when ppm call her a starlet. She hasn't done anything! She's never been nominated for anything!

Gretchen Weiners said...

My hairline is so weird. Regina! Wait!!

The Dude said...

Wasn't she someone like 30 years ago? Why is she still in the news, time to let her fade into obscurity.....

anda marie said...

LiLo will do porn like Amy Fisher & claim it's because no one will hire her, instead of you know doing what everyone else does & down size, or go to college or take some training courses for a new career, or work as a waitress or sales girl.

sugarbread maker said...

For a minute there I thought you meant mean girls not Lindsay.

Derek Harvey said...

She cant exactly register at a community college without be harassed 24/7. She cant exactly get a job at the local Olive Garden without being harassed either. Not sure whats in-store for this crazy girl but to be constantly insinuating death is horrible. She may be the queen of petty crimes but she is her own worst enemy. I wish her well. and I hope she seeks therapy for her hoarding of clothing issues as well as her 99 other problems.

Karen Smith said...

That's happened to me too!!

parissucksliterally said...

She'll resort to stealing again, and pose for her 7th mugshot.

Wen said...

In most instances, if you can't pay cash, you can't afford it.

discoflux said...

Lohan's Liver: You in danger, girl!

Lindsay needs to do a little reading up on Dana Plato's life because that's where she's headed. Working at a dry cleaner, smoking crack, and turning tricks until she ODs.

D Brown said...

I'd really like to see her tax return. I'm sure she accurately reports all her cash transactions!

Basil said...

I saw The Canyons this weekend. It actually was pretty good, but you have to be a Schraeder fan, or an Ellis fan. Their movies and books deal with the darker side of life. That said, Lindsay was pretty good in it. Not Oscar winning, but she didn't shame herself. So, as someone suggested above, if she lowers her sights, does some low budget indies, drops her self entitled diva crap, it is quite possible she could keep doing movies, instead of cameos on whatever show she can get.

Jacq said...

He's actually given (or at least it has been said) in recent articles, within the last day or two, that she let him go right after production wrapped. She just needed to front like she has/needs a "team" for us plebeians. Betch, please!

Ms Cool said...

She will be a freeloader the rest of her life and there will be people stupid enough to engage her and pay her.

califblondy said...

The news flash here is that Linds has friends.

Alita said...

Califblondy - friends that have three hundred dollars!

Shit You Can't Buy said...

I watched part of her docu, and bitch has so many clothes, she needs about 10 walk in closets to put them away! Why buy more?
Speaking of putting it away, she should spend that money on bras, during the whole docu I was blinded by swinging titties, nipples, saggy sad tits in tshirts and dresses.. not once have i seen a bra.. BUY THOSE!

Jeri said...

If she could be Pam Anderson jr that would be at least 10 steps up for LLo.

Shit You Can't Buy said...

@Derek; if she is smart she spends some time cataloging her clothes collection and sell the designer stuff. Get the clothes, shoes and bags cleaned professionally and sell! She could easily make 100.000-200.000 by doing that. She has so many clothes, bags and shoes, it is unbelievable. They unpacked boxes in her docuseries and there was literally a hallway full of stacked designer bags (not cocainebags xD). Her whole livingroom was full of clothes.. designer coats, vintage dresses.. She had a safe (with no key) that likely contained jewelry. Miles of shoes against the walls in her appartment.

Seriously, if she needs cash she needs to stop shopping and sell shit!At one point she decided she needed an outfit change, so she bought new stuff, instead of going home and change..She complained of having no cash, but hired an extra assistant to deal with her clothes, which tells me she has way too much stuff (and doesn't understand you don't need 2 assistants if you don't work and can't afford them).

I hope she gets better, but judging by the docu she still has so many wrong patterns in life; not dealing with stuff (but laying in bed), buying stuff she doesn't need, creating chaos in her living environment (messy hotelroom, messy appartment) blaming other people for things, playing victim. And the most important of all: Momma Dina! Get that betch out of your life Linds!

So frustrating to watch the docu. and so sad.

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Shit You Can't Buy said...

Sorry for the rant, but one last thing;
I noticed Dina lives in a huge mansion (obviously funded by Linds, since she was the breadwinner in the Lohan family at the time). Yet Lindsay can't find an appartment (or afford one). Why doesn't she move into a smaller place and give Lindsay back the money she made? Why does she need a mansion like that when her kid is struggling?
She needed to hire people to help her unpack her bags, why wasn't Dina there to help? She had enough time to drink and get a DUI for crying out loud! Lindsay gets mad at random people, but Dina seems holy, while she is a huge part of the problem.

It is so frustrating to watch her ruining her life once again, I want to crawl in the tv and smack some sense into her (and push Dina in front of a bus).

I'll STFU now xD

TLP said...

"Credit cards declined- get your friend to pay for it. Forget to pay it back."

Page 1 of the Mooches and Thieves for Dummies.

I've been reading about this type of crap from her for years. My friend saw one himself in LA- He was in a trendy nightclub at a wrap party for the movie where he was a crew lead. She snuck into a VIP room and ordered a bottle of something very expensive and told the waitress to put it on someone's bill. That someone was one of those minor Twilight guys and he said no. She got the boot. Threatening them, of course, with legal action. Considering she was on probation for something or other, it was quite ironic.

He also told quite a story about her behavior on Herbie. She disappeared for days to go somewhere with Wilmer, her boyfriend at the time. Cost Disney a ton of money because nobody knew where she was or when she'd be back and they basically had full cast and crew sitting around waiting. Classy.

Apparently she mooches around all day everyday and goes through people left and right because they get wise to her. Same with potential employers.

She really should quit fooling herself and go work for the Bunny Ranch.

BeckyMae said...

You know the doco series is actually quite good, it's the subject that is horrendous. The female doco maker has a great perpective on her and it's warts and all, which I am sure Lindsay loathes.

She's needs to get a job at Ross so she can get the staff discount....

MadLyb said...

@TLP - Thanks for the dish! She's a grifter, alright.

rikkitikkitavi said...

@tlp thats why they call her and her crew grifters.

Stepforded said...

It's a niceish large house, but not a mega mansion. It was actually going into foreclosure last year (or was it the year before?) before Lindsay stepped in and helped out. You have to wonder why it wasn't paid off - if Dina was managing Lindsay's career all those years and getting a cut, she surely would've been able to pay it off.

Basil said...

Stepforded, I watched that reality show too. The house is nice, but it isn't huge, and theoretically it should have been paid off by now, so where was the money going? Oh yeah right, Ali's failed singing career, and Dina's "habits". I also found it interesting to watch Dina. She is supposedly Linday's manager. But her main focus seemed to be reading the tabloids and then calling them up to yell at them about how untrue what they wrote about Lindsay was. So I am guessing she is ALWAYS the source when any news comes out about Lindsay. But if she is a manager, shouldn't she be working to get Lindsay jobs in movies? At the time of the show, Lilo was still bankable though she was wavering and eventually fell off the fence onto the wrong side. What she should have done is tried to find a good TV project. Those are always a gamble, but if they work and get past 4 or 5 seasons you are set for life with all that syndication money. Hell, even if it only lasts 1 season it still goes out on DVD and you get something from that. But no, they wanted Lindsay to be A+ movie only.