Friday, April 25, 2014

Mr. X Blind Items Part One

1) Which C-list actors turned reality stars are faking their marital troubles because they're really in need for some cash?
2) What model/reality TV mainstay promised her staff an expensive catered meal after the latest season of her show wrapped, but she decided to be a cheapskate and order off the McDonald's dollar menu?
3) What A-list rapper might have already moved on from his on-again-off-again girlfriend? That was fast.
4) Which former A-list rapper/reality star has apparently moved his new mistress, a no-name groupie, into the Atlanta mansion he still shares with his wife?
5) Which A+ list songstress had a staffer write that pro-feminism blog instead of doing it herself? I wonder how much the staffer was paid for it...

44 comments:

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

T&D
Tyra
Naya's dude
TI
Beyoncé

sandybrook said...

1!)Duh!
tl:dr the rest

Ruby said...

1. Tori & dean
3. Drake &Riri
4. T.I

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Sorry, Big Sean.
Heidi not Tyra

sandybrook said...

Mr. X did you ever stop to think Enty shares your blinds because it makes his look better?

Henriette said...

1. Tori and Dean
2. Naomi Campbell
5. Bewulf

Ruby said...

Not drake and ri. I read it wrong. I'm with Big Sean as well

fancyscreenname said...

Sandy what does tl:dr stand for?

greasybitches1 said...

1,, tori dean
2,, naomi
3, drake rihanna or big sean neya
4,, ti tiny

5,, beyonce

sandybrook said...

too long: didnt read

Flora Goforth said...

#2 is Tyra. It was revealed here in the last year or 2.

I guess Hollywood really is a small town with only so much gossip to go around.

Henriette said...

I know KFC and Church's Chicken caters, but I didn't know McD's did.

fancyscreenname said...

Thanx...

Steampunk Jazz said...

Morning fancy, ltns!:-D tl= too long, didn't read.

Pip said...

I don't think Beyoncé gives a shit about being a feminist. She was just trying to get people off of her back. I can't picture many feminists gridning against their husband, as he compares himself to Ike Turner, shoving his wifes face into cake.

Leekalicious said...

Hey everybody! I wanted to mention that if McDonalds was all she could afford, that was fine, but since it wasn't, that was so cheap that it was a slap in the face!

Tricia Shaw said...

Don't think big Sean A list....gonna go with The Game/Klhoe

fancyscreenname said...

((Tips hat at steampunk))

Top of the morning to ya!

Thanx Steamy...:^)

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Pip, I think the only reason she remotely cares is so she can take credit for any sort of feminist movement in the future.

Henriette said...

Like Bewulf even knows what the word "feminist" means.

Lyrics Ann Chords said...

1.Tori and Dean
2. Heidi
3. Big Sean/Naya Rivera
4. T.I
5. Yonce

Lyrics Ann Chords said...

WAIT..2 is Tyra, I forgot how cheap she is

T. E. Cuz said...

you guys all got them, but i will throw in for 3, Ashanti and Nelly

Beyonce probably couldnt explain one thing that feminists fought for, let alone name an actual woman in the movement. that article was so fake, but i think that actual feminists and people in civil rights took it as a joke, like a kindergartner wearing her moms heels and a feather boa, pretending to be on broadway. "that's cute, honey."

Alita said...

1. Even I got this one .. but then, I think I'm right on the 10% I guess on, but I'm still wrong :((( except in my head I remember it that I was right :)))

2. It was Cara Delwhatsits, but after promising she remembered that she is a trial breatharian so she opted for the cheaper evening :(((

3. It would be Bieber if he had the urban credibility and presence he so solemnly seeks :(((

4. I thought Atlanta only had real housewives and those they love?

5. GOOP! Taupe eyeliner is empowering and akin to burning poorly-fitted bras, yee-all*!

*Golly I hope i did that right.

EllaBella said...

Crazy, I read all of these "blinds" on Lipstick Alley, Baller Alert and Gossip Jacker last week. I guess that where "Mr. X" gets their info.

timebob said...

Prince said in an interview when he and Beyonce performed together at an awards show she didn't even understand simple sheet music or basic chords on a piano. He said he had to teach her like a child.

He was basically saying she was ignorant.

Why do anything if you can pay someone to do it and take the credit. God knows all my bosses do it daily.

sugarbread maker said...

yay prince

Sicilysclover said...

Everyone knows Beyonce writes at a grade-school level. Remember when her note to Michelle Obama was leaked? No way can she carry a blog entry on her own.

Amanda Groff said...

1.Tori&Dean
2. Tyra or Naomi Campbell
3. Drake, I don't think that Big Sean is famous enough for A-
4. TI
5. Beyonce

JenSacks said...

@Pip: Nailed it.

Jazzy said...

3. Definitely Drake
5. Based on history, Beyawnce probably gave her a voucher for House of Dereon and a bus ticket. She doesn't pay her staff well.

Sherry said...

Is Drake a rapper? I thought he was R&B? Guess we know who doesn't listen to his music!

Tori and Dean
Tyra
Big Sean
Don't know
Beyoncé -LOVE the Prince story. Although, a lot of musicians don't read music. I would love to see that leaked letter to Michelle Obama.

gr8p said...

1. Tori and Dean (sounds like an ice skating couple doesn't it)
2. Heidi or Tyra
3. Nelly
4. TI
5. Beyonce

Elle Abraham said...

So you are just going to pay your way through everything huh Beyonce, I wonder who the woman was that ran from the paps after dining with Jay ��

ThisIKnow said...

Who is Mr X?

it took forever said...

TI and tiny are so strange, whats wrong with tori, that girl came from the richest parents in hollywood to this!

M. Brown said...

Who the hell thought Beyoncé, someone who was raised to perform (at the expense of an education) wrote that piece? That's like Jessica Simpson writing an Op Ed on the situation in Ukraine.

Bubbles said...

Does McDonald's have a more upscale menu that would have made them a viable choice regardless. $1 menu, $10 menu, McDonald's is McDonald's!!!

Sprink said...

Sandynrook, ouch!

AIP said...

@ M. Brown: that would he huh-larious!

(Painful, poorly-informed and possibly borderline-xenophobic, but funny)

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

That McDonald's / Tyra Banks story is old, heard about it several years ago when she had that talk show. This could be about her doing it again or about someone else; hoping it's neither.

di butler said...

1) Tori and Peener
2) Tyra
3) Ludacris/Eudoxie or Big Sean/Naya
4) TI & Tiny
5) Beyzus

di butler said...

Surely #3 isn't Drake/Ri Ri? They suddenly aren't together, so that would be fast....

TLP said...

Had a friend who worked with Tyra for many years. Her cheapness was legendary. And yes, the McDonalds story is very old and public