Thursday, May 29, 2014

Blind Item #6

This B list celebrity/former athlete/reality star says being engaged to a woman is the best way he has discovered so far to pick up guys.

29 comments:

Cleodacat said...

Well it ain't Sir Charles.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Brucilla!!!

Cleodacat said...

Let's go with Jessica Simpson's boy toy.

derek harvey said...

Sean Avery

Riven said...

SEAN AVERY!!!

OneEyeCharlie said...

HuH? Color me confused. I get the cute puppy in the park routine for meeting women, but this...?

Riven said...

@Derek :(

Also dude Enty I mention Avery, his beard and his ex-bro/BFF/fiancé Andy Cohen in the last post from yesterday and here he is in a blind. I argue this counts as my win.

Lady Heisenberg said...

I thought Sean is engaged to another male already?
Is Jesse Palmer engaged?

Lady Heisenberg said...

Or he could be reminiscing on exes like Cuthbert I suppose

Sillygurl said...

+1

Riven said...

@Charlie you'd have to know of Avery to understand it. If rumors are true, he is heavily closeted but also public ally supports gay rights. He made his living as a pest and enforcer in the NHL so there's some sex appeal to the idea of bagging a "straight," unavailable jock.

He was BFFs with Andy Cohen, a bunch of rumors were around the last 2 years that they were dating, and then there was a coy response to the engagement rumors.

But maybe just a few days after that rumor hit twitter, Avery suddenly gets engaged to this random model. No more Andy/Sean and now no one knows what is what.

That all being said, I can totally see why being engaged helps him pull. He has the tantalizing allure of "is he gay or not?" and people tend to want someone unattainable, so yeah his hookup quantity has likely drastically increased. And Avery is douchetastic enough to brag about that. Anywhere. And everywhere.

He'll probs just toss her in the Hudson when/if he finally comes out.

Frosty said...

Jose Conseco

Riven said...

To add to crazy drama that went down (allegedly):

The rumor was that Andy, being successful, powerful, rich and proudly Out, was seeing his gay friends getting married and wanted that "missing piece" if you will. He'd been involved with Sean for over a year and wanted Sean to be publicly by his side. Sean did not want to come out, but they did get engaged and told family/friends. That was as far as Sean was willing to compromise.

But supposedly that wasn't enough for Andy and he leaked their engagement to the press. He then played coy and his only response to requests to comment on the rumor was "you should ask Sean."

Sean answered by getting engaged to Hilary Rodan.

There. Now you know more rumors than you ever wanted to know about the Boy Who Broke Faces And Andy Cohen's Heart.

Lovelyloie said...

Slow news day, huh?

Jazzy said...

Thank you Riven for that juicy breakdown!

sandybrook said...

Just to be a pain--Hulk Hogan (because he sucks big-time dick!)

PJ said...
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PJ said...

He's never been on tv. (Days "reality star.")

PJ said...

*Says

Riven said...

@Jazzy you're welcome! I'm just excited because I know this one and all of the juicy backstory gossip. And heeeeey hockey may not be A list but we make the blind items too y'all!

Also I just talked about it yesterday so I like to imagine some dapper film noir-ish Enty is wearing a pageboy cap with suspenders and sitting in front of his laptop stroking his goatee and saying "yes Riven, that's quite interesting, here's a little BI just for you."

Or maybe it's time for my next adderall dose...

airhead said...

Chris humpfrey or whatever that 72 day husbands name is. The old Mr. Kim

QueenAnne Guido said...

Andy Cohen's miss piece is a sense of decency. He makes coin off that housewife garbage.

He comes off as some gay Uncle Tom. IFF Mr Avery is gay, he can do better than that toy poodle Cohen.

Riven said...

@QueenAnne I completely agree with you. This is all rumor from "sources", with some support from twitter/IG postings by them. And even before Cohen there had been rumors following Avery for years.

But if Andy did drop the news of his engagement to force Avery out, that's not ok and I'm not surprised Avery reacted as he did (it's a pretty good F-U). I love that he speaks his mind and is a non-apologetic ally, but also refuses go be anyone's poster boy, not even for You Can Play (IF he is actually gay).

Procrastibator said...

Kanye has topped this by getting hitched. He'll be waist high in shlong.

Wen said...

PJ - Avery was on Dancing with the Stars.

Vera L- said...

I don't care about Avery's orientation, he's a prick.

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

If all that is accurate, I feel somewhat bad for Andy Cohen getting his heart broken. Then again, he broke my heart when he broke BravoTV, so... poetic justice?

auntliddy said...

Well, i dont get that at all.

FlirtyChick74 said...

I had to google him. He looks like a juvenile delinquent. He gives off shady vibes from his pics alone.