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Blind Items Almost Revealed

December 13, 2013

Divorce papers are imminent for this reality star/mogul who already has a former porn star set to be the new public girlfriend. He has her stashed because his associates are trying to clear the internet of her two porn films. He is going to call her an Eastern European actress.

He is a network reality star

32 comments:

Lady Heisenberg said...

Trumptastic

CoBe said...

Oh Donald!

sandybrook said...

Farrah for the porn star one of the Iranian men from the Shah show for the dumbass.

sandybrook said...

Donald could never pull this off the way it's written. Gotta be someone lesser known.

sugarbread maker said...

la reid

sandybrook said...

Mark Cuban for the mogul maybe.

Katie said...

cuban

Katie said...

la reid is totally in the closet. He has no reason to get divorced

Count Jerkula said...

Trump. Stern followed Trump's lead on marrying a whore and hiding her past.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Come on, we all know that trump cannot get enough of that Central & Eastern European azzzzz

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0_0 said...

I don't think this guy knows how the Internet works.

Count Jerkula said...

Between tube sites, torrents, and the many perverts who have a Rain Man like ability to ID whores and rattle off credits, this aint gonna work out well.

This is 2014, not 1986, where a scene could be a grainy VHS tape with poor lighting and grainy look. 3/4 of the cell phones in operation have HD cameras. This whore will get outted.

I will bet $10 Pierre Woodman, Prague, Screaming Anal, figuring the long odds and 3 bet parlay would lead to a good payout. Woodman gets lots of first timers.

I enjoy his WakeUpAndFuck series more than the WoodmanCastings, because not all the castings fuck.

sandybrook said...

I cant stand that bald f*ck @Count if the girls aren't totally acting, hes hurting them but I do thing they are acting. His films are totally a turn -off to me.

sugarbread maker said...

I guess Cuban then. Trump has perfect trophy wife who looks the other way. And bad pr.
Cuban.

EvieShackles said...

I like the Shark Tank men for this... or if it's a host, maybe Chris Harrison?

EvieShackles said...

BTW: Happy Mother's Day to all the Mommas on CDAN. :-)

Tina Mallette said...

Mark Burnett?

Count Jerkula said...

They aren't acting, Sandy. In some scenes you can see the hate in there eyes when the BJ break is over and he tells em it is time for more buttsecks.

Ya gotta figure some are trafficked, w/ the Russians and Albanians running lots of whores through Europe, and the others are desperate. I guess back in the day it was a sort of initiation to try and get some of those easy PRIVATE paydays.

My go to Euro site lately has been PublicAgent. Faux Czech street pick ups, but they are pro-am chicks in real world settings. Bathroom on a train, at their apartment, abandoned shack in the woods. All shot POV. They also have a casting site, but I enjoy the pants at the knees, quickie feel of many of their scenes.

FS said...

Network: ABC, CBS, NBC, FoxTV.

Mark Cuban is younger, and probably not stupid enough to believe that anything can really be scrubbed from the internet, especially porn. As little as I pay attention to him, can't say I've ever noticed him with any particular woman.

Sounds like Trump I guess.

Lady Heisenberg said...

@sandy: we went over this!!! Commas save lives!!!
I can't stand that bald fuck (,!.)@count!

B626 said...

Yup

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

Commas also save brain bleach:

http://www.pmslweb.com/the-blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/30-facebook-fail-grandpa-comma.jpg

sandybrook said...

Count knew I was talking about Woody Woodpecker and not him. His movies are nasty.

MadLyb said...

If this is Donald, GROSS. He is repulsive and I've vehemently hated him out of sheer gut instinct since he first reared his ugly wig.

Count Jerkula said...

Woodman is kind of like a creepy blend of Ed Powers and Max Hardcore.

Maureen said...

My very first thought.

Maureen said...

Are you talking Farrah Abrams who made those two porn films? The ex Teenage Mom? Nobody is going to forget she made porn. Maybe in 20 years or so. Besides no ME guy will marry her. She has baggage they would not want to take on. Much better to do a concubines contract. They get sex and she gets money and then gets gone. A win/win all around.

JenSacks said...

Melania got her Trump offspring. She'll be swimming in money for the rest of her life. Marla Maples has no complaints.

Erik said...

definitely the donald.

Sprink said...

@zeeky, hahahahaha

Gabi said...

Bruce Jenner?? Ba ha ha