Thursday, May 15, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

September 16, 2011

#1 - What way under legal age C+/B- movie actress from several hit movies was spotted at Fashion Week chain smoking cigarettes and making out with some guy who looked to be in his 30's. Where are the parents?

Chloe Moretz

37 comments:

JSierra said...

Sav's not gonna like this one.

T. E. Cuz said...

parents are at the bank.

Seven of Eleven said...

LOL @JSierra, Sav's writing a book: "The Defamation of Chloe Grace Moretz: How the Internet Tried to Kill a True Talent, and the Man Who Singlehandedly Saved Her Reputation".

Countess Eden said...

Clue the fan club....OT: I looked at shovel fight gurl twitter and she tweets all the time abt getting high. Her ex bf said she's 14. Wth?

derek harvey said...

@Countess---I think MTV has found their new Teen Mom! Look-out Jenelle....

bellaluna said...

Funny, but true. Thanks for the laugh!

Bacon Ranch said...

To be fair, the guy could have been a couple of years older but a frequent user of the Lilo anti-aging cream.
You never know.

Sherry said...

I believe she was the popular guess?

Countess Eden said...

Derek I think that's a good call. MTV should go ahead and start her casting app but from what her bf said she has "anger" issues...ya think?

Idk even known who Chloe Moretz is btw. C'mon fan club, send me a link!

Renoblondee said...

Lol @seven

Count Jerkula said...

If yer gonna stan for a wettie, atleast make it a hot one.

derek harvey said...

@Countess Chloe is quite the accomplished little actress actually. She has worked with Martin Scorsese. She was in Kick-Ass and the lead in The Carrie remake...

Seven of Eleven said...

@Countess, she was Hit Girl!

missKWyumyum said...

I loved her on 30 Rock as Jack's nemesis.

Watermelon said...

I always figured she was in the angelina jolie school of sibling affection.

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Shelly Shell said...

Her mom is probably living vicariously through her & counting all the money.

rajahcat said...

disappointing-she is a talented girl

hope she doesn't go down the child star path of destruction

Countess Eden said...

Ahh. Thx seven and derek. Idk them if they don't start on Disney, have trashy reality shows or stupid movies that I maybe get to see or hear about. I live in a trash can of bacon fat in Entys cubicle....

Seven of Eleven said...

Heeeyyy, Reno! :D

I caught a Reno 911 clip last night and it made think of you!

Reno 911 DUI

Seven of Eleven said...

@missKWyumyum, yes! She was perfect!

Mark B said...

Lol @Watermelon. I see what you mean though.

Poor Justin said...

Her mom hinted around then that they'd had a 'rough patch'. I think she straightened up pretty quickly after that. It was around then that family started going -everywhere- with her.

Renoblondee said...

@Seven. You know me so well.

Ari said...

this one shocks me...i thought she had a good head on her shoulders

Vestal Surgeon said...

Poor kid. Hollywood Babylon strikes again. Frigging stage rents.

JSierra said...

Shhhh seven don't give him any ideas! Although maybe he will feature us as the internet villains and we really will be A list posters!

Seven of Eleven said...

@JSierra, we should totally get our Glamour Shots™ ready! :D

JSierra said...

I want an 11x8, Fuck those small 7x5s.

Basil said...

This blind was from 2011. I'm going to guess she hasn't gone down the Lilo track since she seems to be working regularly.

Sav said...

@Ari,

Are you seriously taking this, and other things posted here, as fact? Jesus. It's 99% nonsense used for "entertainment" purposes.

I'd think if she or her family saw this they'd fall over laughing considering how anti-smoking the whole of them are. If the writer(s) had any familiarity with their targets they'd probably make blinds a bit more realistic.

LowKey said...

Right on cue!

Like one of Pavlov's dogs.

Countess Eden said...

Google alert works every time.

NaughtyNurse said...

Well, hey now. At least she wasn't making out with her brother!

c17 said...

Ick, nast.
Making out with a CHAIN-SMOKER!? Might as well lick every ashtray in the city. Disgusting. :-P

c17 said...

Ick, nast.
Making out with a CHAIN-SMOKER!? Might as well lick every ashtray in the city. Disgusting. :-P

Count Jerkula said...

@c17: That is what makes Dentyne Ice gum so good. It burns all the cigarette taste out of your mouth.