Saturday, May 31, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

March 11, 2013

This B- list mostly television actress who is fading to a C very quickly had a bunch of projects lined up that did not involve the television show she was on for so long. As she has been trying to finalize the projects, she has been getting asked a lot if she is pregnant. Why? She has gained 20 pounds since her show went off the air and producers are trying to find replacements for her.

Eva Longoria

59 comments:

Bacon Ranch said...

She gained 20 whole POUNDS??
The horror.

sandybrook said...

She lost it. Dumb us here we are after daily reveals from 2013 everyday for the last 14 months and we still have some that haven't been revealed yet?

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

First time poster Amber E got this! Pouring out a little bloody for our homey.

TalksTooMuch said...

Another spunky one, Reno! Girl has hustle! And sounds like she may have even had boobs and a bum there for awhile

Renoblondee said...

She has not. She's as teeny tiny as ever. I saw her pic just last night on Fashion Police. I was bored.

Krissie said...

She seems to be a yo-yo dieter. Remember when a reporter asked her if she was pregnant and she said, "No, I'm just fat"? Then everyone said she was a bad role model for little girls. Uh, what little girl picks Eva Longoria as her role model?

Lady Heisenberg said...

Wooohoo Amber E!!!

Lady Heisenberg said...

This was a year ago

Jerry Seinfeld said...

Thank goodness you qualified that.
;-)

Seven of Eleven said...

Based on some of the blinds here, all she needs is some coke and adderall, and she'll be fit as a fiddle in six weeks. Of course, there'll be a blind talking about her "plummeting" weight and ordering 10 dishes but only taking a bite of one.

sugarbread maker said...

She managed to manipulate mark cherry into ep. Of devious maids though and he was looking at her waistline

derek harvey said...

@Kristin LMAO
Wheres whats her face to go on her Eva Rant? *jokesjokes luv ya girl*

sugarbread maker said...

Yeah she's tight with Jessica Simpson

Alita said...

Probably some park bench crying and airport bathroom 'freshening up,' too, @Seven. After a couple weeks of the new diet, anyhow.

Brea Lowe said...

Hey y'all! I've been so busy I don't get here til the party ends but I have a wholeeee day to myself tomorrow. See you bright and early!

Chris J said...

So, quick survey question. What Bloody Mary mix is your favorite.
Right now I m using Zing Zang as selection was very limited where I purchased.

derek harvey said...

@Chris---the one with the red juice and vodka and celery and straw and don't forget to fill up the ice cube tray

Renoblondee said...

My friend used to make the best Bloody with Clamato juice. Not sure exactly, but I think it was just that and Worcestershire maybe?

Chris J said...

Good answer! Don't forget the olives though.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Chris, I don't keep keep food in my place so whatever Oscar my bartender pours in my gullet...

But! Along with a few Soy sauce packets from 2010, in my fridge is Toigo Farms "Birth of Pain" (hand to god) mix.

It's pretty good but hot.

TalksTooMuch said...

Then it's a Ceasar, Reno! And then it's AWESOME! I put pics on Hiddlstalk on the Book Club!

Chris J said...

I haven't tried that yet. I'm sure I'll get there. Ive seen people in S. TX drink Clamato with a beer instead of vodka. Haven't went there. Not sure I ever will. But, you never know. I've had the San Antonio margareta that has two beers tipped in the top of it. Not bad.

Chris J said...

I haven't heard of that one. But, I think the spicier the better. The heat would add a good kick.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Spicy? "Birth of Pain" will erase your fondest childhood memories :)

Chris J said...

So, basically I've been warned.

TalksTooMuch said...

What is that CALLED, Chris J?? They used to order it all the time, we called it a Poor Man's Ceasar or something. ..that's gonna bug me!

sandybrook said...

Imma putting up a recipe called Bloodymary Chicken on the recipe page in a little bit. Very easy a bottle of mix and boneless chicken breasts in a crockpot. Take a peek in an hour or so.

Sherry said...

We call that breakfast here. No seriously, it's a bloody beer with Mary mix but tomato beer with clamato. Tasty!

Chris J said...

I'm not sure what's it's called. But, I see a lot of people drink it.

TalksTooMuch said...

It's called a Clam-Eye you guys! Woot! Just remembered

sandybrook said...

Y'all should have had a V-8! :(

Violet said...

I'm always up for a new easy recipe Sandy. Will def check out. I made teriyaki salmon and noodles tonight - went down very well. Might post that if I can get my arse into gear.

sandybrook said...

I wish I liked salmon but my tastebuds prefer white, not red or pink and especially not blue fish.
Do you think teriyaki would go well with sole, trout, flounder or cod??

TalksTooMuch said...

I can't stand teriyaki but adore salmon!

Sherry said...

Sandyboo...Did you know there is actually a white salmon? Rare to find but it is amazing. HOWEVER, it does taste like salmon which I love. In fact just got back from the Farmer's Mkt and bought some fresh caught today outta Half Moon Bay. Gonna have that grilled and shelling a mess o'fava's..About 5 pounds worth in fact. There's my date meal. I was going to make the Opster take me out but my cooking is way better and no one grills fish like him. Always perfect.

Ooops severe OT.

MissInfo said...

A good friend of mine use to be her trainer right when she started DH and he said she would tell him "Do not allow me to get into the 3 digits". Apparently she always wanted to stay under 100 pounds and was constantly running. I guess that all went to shit!

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

She obviously lost it, she looks good lately.
But if she gains it back, Lawd forbid, she's gonna have to do a looooott more than lay there.

parissucksliterally said...

She is tiny, so 20 lbs looks like a lot more on her, than say it would on Taylor Swift.

sandybrook said...

Never heard of it Sherry, certainly isn't available here.

Sherry said...

Not sure where you are Sandy. Usually caught out of Alaska. Very fatty which lends itself well to the grill. Very rich so you don't need a large portion. I haven't gotten any in years because it's so uncommon and the fish monger's changed hands and got all safe and shit. Like nothing out of the ordinary safe. Shame cuz every now and again they would get walleye pike which I adored as a little kid in MN. Never had it again after we moved south except for once in CA aforementioned years ago.

Seven of Eleven said...

@Sherry, um, what time is supper? What kind of wine should I bring?

:D

Sherry said...

Seven, luckily salmon lends itself to either white or red. We typically do the European thing and eat later like around 8 or 9 on Saturdays. Hope you like favas. (Hmm..better bring a chianti now that I think about it.)

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Here here. I thought about mentioning that. Same height as Swifty. There some disadvantages (heels!) but 10 lbs isn't n

LowKey said...

Dammit Sherry! You stole my Chianti joke!

sandybrook said...

Down by Cape Canaveral Sherry. Maybe at a good fish shop they may have it....the good fish shops here are whatever Public and Winn Dixie sell.

sandybrook said...

*Publix * meaning we dont have a good fish shop.

Sprink said...

Since I give not one toss how much Eva weighs, I'll offer this recipe to the Bloody Mary makers--it's perfect at parties and you can thank me later.

Bloody Mary Tomatoes from Delia

Sherry said...

HeeHee Loki (I just had to give you a nickname. My stock in trade.)

Sherry said...

Well then Sandyboo you're getting a bunch of other tasty treats we DON'T get. Enjoy the heck out of that.

It might be more expensive but a good monger's worth it. Establish a relationship and they might order something special for you. Plus it's gonna be way fresher and that may be a reason you haven't enjoyed some fish. Should smell like the ocean and not fishy. Sorry, as a home chef I can go on.

Aoife said...

That one gown she wore at Cannes made her look pregnant. She's still a tiny thing.

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Dana said...

Chris J: I'm in Houston & I think what you're referring to is a michelada. It's pretty much Bloody Mary mix (but usually spicier) with a beer. My go-to drink at tex-mex restaurants. They're excellent. Hard to beat a good Bloody Mary though. :)

Henriette said...

Wonder if Eva is upset about her hook-up, Clooney's engagement. It could have been her!

penelope jane said...

There's a recipe page you guys created? How have I missed this?

TalksTooMuch said...

It's over on the Book Club, second page. Clicky on my profile, or:


http://webebookclubbin.blogspot.ca/p/recipes.html?m=1

penelope jane said...

thanks, TTM. I hope to add a few favorites from our household.

__-__=__ said...

Beer with tomato juice - Chavala, or Michelada. Many different names.

uofazwildkitty said...

Who?