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Blind Items Revealed

December 12, 2013

"She is the best money I have ever spent. The sex is amazing," D list celebrity discussing the former Real Housewife he is currently dating. I was impressed she managed to hold out until even after all her money was gone but never seemed desperate.

Neal Schon & Michaele Salahi

23 comments:

sandybrook said...

She probably figgered he was pussy whipped and at his age wasn't getting much else.

sugarbread maker said...

Pass

Count Jerkula said...

I concur, Sugarbread. I wouldn't pay money to bone that whore. Well, maybe $50 for a BJ in a poorly lit lap dance room.

Seven of Eleven said...

These people are revolting. They make the Ewing family look like the Ingalls.

Tricia Shaw said...

Um....gross.
Just-gross.......she looks like a scarecrow and he a brill ow pad in tight Vidal Sassoons

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Violet said...

7 are you talking physically or morally. Because I always thought there was a certain charm to the Ewings which sadly the Ingalls children lost as they grew up. Goddamn, you've now brought up some happy memories.

Froggy England said...

What's wrong with these people? I mean really? What the hell is wrong with them.

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chopchop said...

Did they ever release the numbers for that Pay Per View wedding they had? I wanna know how many people bought it.

NaughtyNurse said...

Never seemed desperate? I think crashing a White House party reeks of desperation!!

Unknown said...

Can we hook them up with the lawn-sex threesome for a battle of the skanks?

Seachica said...

If the sex is that good, they should have made the honeymoon pay-per-view.

TimC said...

who?

JohnnySalander said...

"Dawn, tell ya sister ya love her."

ichabod absolom said...

His ex is completely stunning and seems like a normal human being, how he could drop her for McHell I can't fathom. I do not understand why someone would be with a Salami...after crashing the white house you'd think they'd be untouchable.

MadLyb said...

I was such a Neal Schon fan back in the '80s. :(

Gotta hand it to her, she's slightly smarter than the average desperate fame whore, or else Schon is much dumber than the typical, washed-up rock star.

Men seem to like her type, and like to proclaim how good the crazies are in bed, but it never lasts long because it soon enough the crazy wenches are pulling a knife on them, and they either GTFO, lose a crucial body part or die a gruesome death.

Sherry said...

Girl's gotta pay her bills somehow. The last man may have had money but it was fame she wanted. He was totally taken in by the pussy. Oh Neal you get what you deserve with that one.

Topper Madison said...

So, if I remember correctly, she deserted her husband to follow a rock band. He was recently married (like, a month?) and he willingly took on this 40-year-old runaway. Yeah. This is going to end well.

Speaking of single rockers, why hasn't Peter Frampton called me? I've been in love with his dreamy self since I was 15.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Clearly, this motherfucker is spending his money all sorts of wrong

discoflux said...

I stand by every time I've called Neal Schon a douchebag and got flack about it.

Neal Schon is a douche.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

He is the newly married rock star I was trying to guess, the cheating newlywed.... But not sure what ranking tbe Enty gives the Brillo pad.