Friday, May 30, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

February 12, 2014

This A list diva and sometime singer/actress/reality star is rushing out a bunch of new product to meet up with her current project. So far it has been a mess. Her latest offering is either going to have to be scrapped or our diva edited out. When she saw the clips of it she screamed at the director for making her look fat and her breasts look awful. She wants the editor to have her drop 15 pounds and give her a lift. Not going to be possible though with the budget so she might just cut herself out of the whole thing. It isn't her $250K that she spent on it so she doesn't care.

Mariah Carey

36 comments:

sandybrook said...

This is one of those indescipherable items the Enties post from time to time.
I wonder if this refers to all those bikini pics she had online a couple of months ago when her single bombed?

Steampunk Jazz said...

You know Mariah,if you dressed your body for how it IS, you would be gorgeous.
Go under the knife if you don't like it and won't exercise...

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

Oh, Mimi.

Kno Won Uno said...

Jessica Simpson should have had someone tweak those golf club/swimsuit shots from the other day. The angle was awful, she looked like she hadn't taken a breath in 10 minutes, the shoes were horrid and she looked like a starving linebacker.

Steampunk Jazz said...

sandy, it sounds like she was making a lipsync video and she didn't sign off .
If she was so upset over her looks, why did those bikini shots get out, though?

parissucksliterally said...

Oh Mimi, we see candids of you all the time - we know what your body looks like. Give this shit up already.

Kno Won Uno said...

How bad could her breasts have looked? Seriously.

sandybrook said...

Those pics were very photoshopped Steamy.

derek harvey said...

Poor Mimi!!! : (
The NERVE of some people!

Wen said...

Why do companies think the educated consume would buy what POS celebs sell?

Dingle Barry said...

Mimi is in the DM riding around the subway in an evening gown, to make fun of herself. This is why we love her. However, she seriously needs to go with a classic grown up diva look. Ditch the lingerie girl, you are the classy bitch, show us how it's done!!

OneEyeCharlie said...

So she thought she was doing the Unskinny Bop? Embrace the curves Mimi, you're not 22 anymore.

Riven said...

So what you're saying is... This drove her to cocaine and rambling radio interviews, right? So like now that the vaguely referenced "product" has failed, all she can do as a "career" is sing??

*Double-checks BI #4*
*pats self on back*

Lady Heisenberg said...

Yay!!! This was one of the first blinds that I nailed! Wooohooooo

Riven said...

Ummmm BI #3


.......so this is awkward.

Lady Heisenberg said...

LOL...be careful though! Mimi is listed here as A list, and the diva in blind 3 is B list! The plot sickens....

Froggy England said...

I'll be honest. I feel a bit sorry for her. The pressure on these women to confirm must be huge, and sure we can all tell her to stand up and be counted, but when you are living in that world, and image is so important, if you are not comfortable with your body, nor do you have the drive to fix what you don't like. That's gotta be rough. We've all had days where we look in the mirror and don't like the way we look,,,seeing it on film must be a million times worse.

Riven said...

@LadyH LOL It was a really rough 2.5 months for her.

I think statistically I'm better off continuing to guess Gary Busey on every BI. Also massive kudos to you for successfully wading through the vague BI!

Lady Heisenberg said...

Hahahaha Riven, it still totally could be Mimi. We all know the reliability of the rating system here

sugarbread maker said...

Oh mimi. Her mind is frozen in 1989. That's all she sees in the mirror. Body dismorphia.

FS said...

I don't know whether to hate her or feel sorry for her. What color is the sky in her world? She has so much money, success, and talent, but she still comes off as completely delusional. I know she had a breakdown a few years back, was that a one time thing or an indication of an underlying syndrome?

She would be a hero to so many if she would stop with this ridiculous photoshopping and just step out as she actually is, wearing appropriate clothing. She looks like many of the women that are her fans, and I'm sure they would appreciate it.

auntliddy said...

Does she ever just think of diet and exercise? Its not like she is remotely domestic, or even see her children on a regular basis. She has the time. Photoshop isnt the answer!

Ari said...

plastic surgery fixes everything

Kat has left the building said...

I think Mimi is a fun diva! I hope she never changes except I think it's sad when people think they need photoshop to be beautiful.

Kat has left the building said...

Does she even sing live anymore? Her speaking voice sounds shot.

Gypsytrill said...

Why doesn't she just get lapband?

Gypsytrill said...

Why doesn't she just get lapband?

Matt said...

I don't fully understand this blind. But how is one of the most successful and top selling singers of all time considered a "sometime" singer? This is why I hate these blinds sometimes. The clues often never make sense when the blinds get revealed.

Basil said...

I think the "sometime" refers to her not having an album out in years.

NaughtyNurse said...

So that album cover wasn't simply photoshopped. It was her head photoshopped onto somebody else's body.

Freya said...

Sad part is, the album's not selling but it's one of the best albums she's released in years. The singles released were probably the weakest on the album. I do wish she would dress differently.

sugarbread maker said...

I am watching mimi on nbc with Matt Lauer now. Ha!!

sugarbread maker said...

The elusive chanteuse! !

shay j said...

Figures. . . For someone so talented, all she seems to care about is her weight. She is like 50 and she had twins no one expects her to have the body of a 21 year old. . . Get over it MC

shay j said...

Figures. . . For someone so talented, all she seems to care about is her weight. She is like 50 and she had twins no one expects her to have the body of a 21 year old. . . Get over it MC

jo davies said...

I like Mimi...this blind is funny !