Friday, May 30, 2014

Four For Friday- Traditional

It is Friday. I love Fridays. I'm really glad they made the movie Friday just so I can say there is a movie about my favorite day. Of course they had to ruin it all by making all those sequels. Oh, and the song Friday sucks. I think Kevin Bacon's first movie was Friday The 13th. Did that really come out prior to Animal House? Yes, I'm too lazy to go look it up. If you haven't seen Kevin in Animal House, you need to Google his scenes. I believe in one he is being paddled. Anyway, I will be here all weekend and hope to see you around. If you would like to follow me on Twitter, I am @entylawyer

#1- This foreign born A list entertainer(singer) went off on a fan the other night when the fan thought he was a Jackson. When someone told the fan who the singer was he said he never heard of the guy. Lots of yelling. Needless really, but our singer has got into other fights.

#2 - It took two hours of makeup and another hour to set the lights correctly and another several hours of editing to make this former A- list mostly movie actress turned B- list television actress look "natural" for a new skincare line she is selling.

#3 - This former A list mostly movie actress is still really young considering her very lengthy film career that now has her at B-. She says she can count on her fingers the number of times she has had sex sober.

#4 - This former B list mostly television actor turned crap movies actor turned coke addict turned multiple marriage guy goes to the park a lot. Working on his fitness? Wanting to spend time with his kid(s)? How about hooking up with a nanny of a Victoria's Secret model. Hey the nanny also hooks up with the husband of the model, so I'm wondering when she actually does any child watching.

67 comments:

derek harvey said...

#3 Kiki

MontanaMarriott said...

2.Halle Crazy

derek harvey said...

and more like 400 for Friday

Kno Won Uno said...

#3. Sober sex is highly overrated.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

1 Drake
2 Busy Phillips

Lady Heisenberg said...

Bruno Mars?
2
3- Ricci

Riven said...

3. Brittany Snow
4. IT'S PANTS TIME!! Gary Busey.

sandybrook said...

1 Jason DeRulo?
2 Halle

Kno Won Uno said...

I'll +1 Lady H.

MontanaMarriott said...

4. Could 4 be Lorenzo Llamas?

Riven said...
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Kristin (Wiglet) said...

3 Kiki

Vera L- said...

1) the guy who played at the Superbowl.

2) Jacqueline Bisset

3) Drunkst or Wino Forever

4) No idea

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

4 Ray Romano (no idea)

Lady Heisenberg said...

Not advisable on this one, but thanks, yo!

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Bruno Mars is American.

Vera L- said...

Or Jayne Seymour for 2

Riven said...
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Riven said...

2. Tina Fey (stupid iPhone)

Lady Heisenberg said...

Yup. He DID have a big altercation with a fan yesterday so that's why he came to mind..

Riven said...

Addendum: did not mean to vomit replies all over this page; my phone is having issues. I'm going with Fey despite the ranking only because she is the face of a new Garnier skin care line. And Anna Paquin, though she fits the ranking and such, doesn't seem to have one.

B Snow and G Busey are obligatories :)

derek harvey said...

Detective Heisenberg is on the case! No fans will be treated poorly under her watch ; )

Kno Won Uno said...

And he's fairly Jackson-esque, so mistaking hims for a family member isn't that big a stretch.
I think he's hot, but will approach with caution should he appear in my dentist's waiting room.

Violet said...

1 Seal. I don't know it seems sort of almost racist just to throw out any non American black singer.

Kno Won Uno said...

Hims? WTF? Must be time to pack it in.

Renoblondee said...

Mars and Derulo are from here.

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

@violet That's Racist!

jk;)

Zach said...

Only thing I got is that Animal House came out in '78 and Friday the 13th in '80. Cheers!

Lady Heisenberg said...

LOL Bruno No Bueno in Oakland

WareCat said...

Big Worm!!!
Florida Evans looking motherfucker.

Steampunk Jazz said...

2- halle berry
3- kiki
4- lorenzo lamas (I think he's on #5 and his IMDB looks straight to video..

Lady Heisenberg said...

Haven't you heard? Not being racist is the NEW RACISM!

M. Brown said...

1. Not sure if Jason Derulo is foreign born if not Drake.

2.Heigl or Halle

3. Kiki

4. Benjamin Bratt

Simon said...

3- Drew Barrymore

Dingle Barry said...

How young is Enty that he/she doesn't remember Animal House?

So grateful I lived in my day. Original SNL. Great comedy movies. You kids get reality TV.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Co-sign on Lamas, he seems a real dog ( not that this nanny is any prize)

Jonathan Andrew Sheen said...

Enty, you do know Kevin Bacon isn't made of actual bacon, right?

I mean, I hate to ruin him for you...

Wen said...

Sober sex? What fun is that?????

Topper Madison said...

Doesn't it normally take two hours to do makeup and and hour to set lights for most professional photo shoots? It really doesn't sound that outrageous to me.

Sass71 said...

Thank you, sir; may I have another?!

SkittleKitty said...

#4 Sounds a bit like Tom Arnold to me.

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

2 - It's not her, but it sounds like those Aveeno TV ads with Jennifer Aniston. They're a little creepy, they evened her face out so much, she's almost featureless.

Snapdragon said...

@Topper, I was just thinking the same. And even then there's Fotoshop.

auntliddy said...

I dont think its halle berry. Ive never seen a bad pic of her. She naturally gorgeous. The most ive ever seen is her look tired. Mb Drew, she has line coming out and since just gave birth like 6 wks ago may have hormone deal. We not all always glowing, lol

Ari said...

Sorry Enty, but that Friday song should have gotten a Grammy imo

0_0 said...

Sexist, too!
-right?

poppyfresh said...
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poppyfresh said...

Busy Phillips has never been A list nor is she selling a skincare line. I'm going to go with Jessica Lange for #2. I heard she was the new face of Marc Jacobs Beauty (although I don't think she is as low as B-, more like B+ or A- IMO

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Busy Phillips Energizer Skin Care Line

poppyfresh said...

^But I don't think Busy was ever A list

tara17 said...

2- Ashley Judd - Kiels

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

You're totally right about that, poppy. She's just the first name that came up :)

Seven of Eleven said...

Bosslady doesn't give a crap what anyone thinks about her looks. She's my hero.

Lovelyloie said...

Yes, plus she has been acting forever.

Sprink said...

Some day, when Kevin Bacon wins his Oscar (and you know it will happen), I will be at peace.**

**I couldn't find the "thank you sir" gif, to my everlasting disappointment.

versace buckles said...

#4 The multiple marriages is Tom Arnold for sure.He has been married 3 times since Roseanne. First thought: Lorenzo Lamas. Model could be any of 4 or 5 and who cares?

#3 is Kiki.

I really don't see anything blind-worthy in 1 and 2.

Casual observer said...

2 Goopster

Bubbles said...

Halle is the star of a Spielberg vehicle. That doesn't make for B list anything.

Studio54 said...

I'll be glad to see the skin care line actress outed. How many tens of thousands of women are they trying to RIP OFF, to buy what she is selling and the implication is you'll look like her, when her look is a carefully crafted illusion. Women really want to know who would peddle this lie to other women.

KSierra said...

I just have to say, Enty is pretty funny today! (to my old-ass self anyway...) I loved his opening comments. :D

KSierra said...

@ derek...more like 420 for Friday....

Freya said...

I can't see Drake yellng at a fan. Maybe crying uncontrollably. lol
He did get in a "fight" with Chris Brown though.

RowdyRodimus said...

2- Could it be Julianne Hough with the Proactive commercials I hate her in? (Along with everything else she's in)

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nycweboy said...

1) Akon
2) can't think of anyone exactly a lust movie then b list tv, but... Penelope Cruz? Maybe Salma Hayek?
3) Ricci
4) I dunno the actor, but the nanny sounds like she works for Gisele and Tom..,

Tina Mallette said...

My personal belief is most of those skin care lines are bogus and all those models, even the 14 year olds, are photoshopped on the print and even the TV ads and all the celebrity endorsers etc are photoshopped with the makeup tricks and the fact most have had other work done to look that FABULOUS.

I was watching a info-merical for a new product called Dermawand - you use radio frequency to stimulate blood flow to your face and it supposedly gives you an instant lift - #1 do you really want more radio waves near your brain, aren't cell phones and all the other electrical appliances enough #2 do you disclose how many of those women had botox in between the before and after shots and #3 does the instant lift last all of a couple hours? #4 Would exercise stimulate the blood flow in your face?


jo davies said...

Isn't number 3 just describing everyone in their 20's ....' Famous or no'.....the skincare line one must be frankenkidman....'I'm ready for my close up Mr demille