Tuesday, May 27, 2014

Kate Middleton 's Butt Is Making News

A couple of years ago the entire world was in an uproar because photos were shopped and shown of a topless Kate Middleton. The photos were taken from far enough away that it made Bigfoot sightings seem more real. Nevertheless, it caused a scandal and the photographer ended up being arrested, but I don't think anything happened to her. Now, Kate's naked butt is being shown online after Bild bought a photo of Kate's skirt flying up when she got off a helicopter. British news organizations have passed on showing the photos and others feel like the photo is in bad taste. The thing that makes it in really bad taste is that Bild has chosen to include two Kardashian sisters in the same photo grouping.

82 comments:

BeckyMae said...

Oh so it was the annual Oxygen Thief edition??

sandybrook said...

If this is what is gonna start things off on Tuesdays now-- BRING BACK THE DWTS RECAP!!

TalksTooMuch said...

I was wondering if those were supposed to be hers, because one of those things did not seem to be like the other (if blurred) Good morning, all!

laura ramona said...

Hey everybody. back from my two weeks of starvation diet and buzzing. lol. buzzing during alternative days of starvation is the only way to survive fainting. chat soon lol

Violet said...

How very sexist. Where are my naked male celeb bottom pics? Although I suspect it would be Jonah Hill's backside which would be the male equivalent of the KKs and I'm not sure I could cope with that.

sandybrook said...

Morning, afternoon and evening all

TalksTooMuch said...

Hey laura! What is "buzzing"?

Sunshine said...

That Kardashian ass is freakishly nasty. Yikes!

Count Jerkula said...

Fingers crossed as I head to the google.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Maybe Royal Homegirl should start wearing panties to shield the Royal clamarama or hem weights to cover the Royal butt cakes. Problem solved!

Morning everyone!

Violet said...

My understanding is that Kate is actually wearing knickers but they do not cover everything. Heaven forbid that our future queen go out and about commando.

aemish said...

Post the link if you find it @Count

morning everybody

laura ramona said...

Something between two bottles of wine/day so you can keep walking pretending you are ok starving haha

TalksTooMuch said...

Wait, that's a nekkid butt? I assumed it was a royal g or thong or something. Why would you wear no ginch under a skirt getting on a helicopter?? Count, you must advise

Count Jerkula said...

Meh. Still grainy. Like 1/4 of one buttcheek and 1/3 of the other. She probably wearing a thong. I've seen better pics of her ass in a bikini.

Violet said...

ITIS NOT A NAKED BOTTOM PEOPLE. We are British for God's sake.

TalksTooMuch said...

Ooooh,okay, buzzing buzzing! Can I just tell you I think you are beautiful just as you are?

auntliddy said...

I wld be mortified if my ass was looked at and talked about as much as any of those women.

TalksTooMuch said...

I did think that was unlikely, Violet, but there's no need to shout

Nutty_Flavor said...

So it's basically an upskirt photo.

Count Jerkula said...

Here ya go aemish Butt pic.

@TTM: What is a ginch?

I don't see the big deal. It aint like we haven't seen more of her ass in beach pics.

laura ramona said...

I agree. but i have been dumped because I took few kgs...

Violet said...

Apologies TTM, I've recovered my composure now. I was a little perturbed at the thought of Count leering at the royal backside.

Count Jerkula said...

Oh Liddy, I bet your ass was talked about quite a bit back in the day, just not on the internet.

sandybrook said...

Scandalous! Goddamn German press thanking someone for something.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Count, word. This isn't her first up skirt shot either.

Violet said...

Laura - if i am reading right and you were dumped because of your weight, then I hope you kicked him in the balls like he deserves. If that's not what you're saying then I'm a bit lost.

TalksTooMuch said...

Ginch is another word for underwear. One year when I was really young and broke me and my friends decorated a coat rack with fancy underwear and called it my Ginchmas Tree

woohoo! I taught the count something! ^5 everyone!

sandybrook said...

I think the headline says: Thanks for These Wonderful Asses

TalksTooMuch said...

Laura!! Then you get a new man, one that appreciates you as you so obviously are! Any man that dumps you for extra weight is not worth keeping. Keep the faith, sister, you're awesome

aemish said...

the royal backside

Personally, I've always found underwear to be an unnecessary undergarment anyway. I wear them for doctor appointments or whatever so as not to appear a total heathen.. but the pantylines and wedgies just aren't worth it on a daily basis for me *shrug*

hunter said...

Thanks Count, it's nice to know we can count on you. That's a pretty good butt shot, if I were Kate I would't be too upset.

laura ramona said...

Thanks TTT ! You are very kind

aemish said...

@hunter.. ya, her ass looks great

aemish said...

oh, thanks, Count.. missed your link :p

TalksTooMuch said...

That's quite l right, Violet, I completely understand

Karen said...

It sucks that the picture is up for everyone to see, but it's not like the topless pics that were taken from a mile away--I think she had a reasonable right to privacy then. This isn't that big of a deal.

Glitter said...

That Kraptrashian rear looks like it is stuffed with lumpy quilt batting.

WritergirlinLa said...

Slow news day?!

texas rose said...

Kristen - she was probably wearing a thong. If she wears granny panties then we would be teasing her about them. I think she has a nice little pooper there.

8=====D aka Lil Tool. KermitGosnellKnobJockey said...

This MILF should use longer skirts when going to windy places like working helicopters.

texas rose said...

Kristen - she was probably wearing a thong. If she wears granny panties then we would be teasing her about them. I think she has a nice little pooper there.

8=====D aka Lil Tool. KermitGosnellKnobJockey said...

Well, better she doesn't, at least while she is not wrinked or fat.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Texas rose, you're probably right, though this is the umpteenth time we've seen the Cambridge dumper.

texas rose said...

Enty can show that ass as much as he wants imo. Signing off for the next week- traveling.

TalksTooMuch said...

Happy trails, TR!

Bacon Ranch said...

Be safe texas rose, have fun!

OneEyeCharlie said...

Man... I feel like I'm late to the party

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Later texas rose! Try not to have an awful time without us.

Welcome back, Karen!

LowKey said...

+1000000 Violet
Laura, you're lovely and you can do better!

Anothergrayhare said...

The KimK ass looks like a bag of potatoes. Who the hell pays for something to look like that?

sugarbread maker said...

The queen has been on her ass for years for not lining her dresses and skirts with weights but Kate has refused. Kate is a daft pretty one.

sugarbread maker said...

Happy vacation tr.

Lurker Girl said...

seriously..it's not like Her Kateness would actually have to sit down and put in the hem weights herself--there are palace minions for that type of thing...Get witht eh program Kitten or your end up showing off more than your bum one of these days.

Alita said...

Hey @laura ramona - you are a wonderful looking woman!

Buzzing sounds sort of fun ... I think I've done what you're saying even (I think I have your recipe) ... But stay cool and remember @TTM is correct.

I don't want to sound all '24 heures' print media but a couple kilos? Dumping? No conversation? He's an asshole! And you make funny CDaN comments. You're clearly worth much more ;)

Sillygurl said...

Girl, get a new man. We always want that shitty one who says shit we wouldn't forgive a family member for. Fuck that, there are plenty out there who will love you harder, better and forever!

Renoblondee said...

She's got a cute butt.

JSierra said...

Boo Laura don't let that butthead get to you! He is probably projecting his own insecurities onto you because misery loves company. Go get a juicy burger and eat it naked while admiring how hot you are, especially now that you don't have that Extra negative man baggage.

TalksTooMuch said...

I didn't even know there were hem weights that weren't just for shower curtains. I learn so much here!

__-__=__ said...

Awwww, a post for Count. Thanks Enty!! It's a cute pic. She has nothing to be ashamed of at all. Pity Bild put Kimmode in a pic next to her looking like a heffer.

laura ramona said...

Thank you girls!

Wendy Rene said...

Don't hate on me, but if my butt looked like that....I'd be pretty darned proud to show it off. haha

No shame in looking that great, Duchess

Ari said...

She refuses to put weight in her skirts, so in the meantime, we'll see her ass...it's not the first time we've seen it

TalksTooMuch said...

I'm willing to bet that the problem is that she didn't want her bum out there for all to see,not that it might not be up to snuff. As it were

Seven of Eleven said...

This is totally a post for Count. He's watching for the commando comments!

One of KimK's sisters took this photo of her from behind with Kanye.

Two pigs fighting under a blanket has never been more apt.

auntliddy said...

Laura-lose the loser when you lose, lol. There are whole websites devoted to men who love a fuller figured gal!

auntliddy said...

Sugw- if the queen was indeed on her ass, we wldnt hv seen it!! ( rim shot)

auntliddy said...

Count!!! I am blushing!!!!!

Froggy England said...

Laura,,,a guy dumped you because you put on a few kgs? Then he's an idiot, don't starve yourself, that's not the answer.

As for kate, she should know better. This happened to me when I was in my early twenties, i was wearing one of those long circular skirts, was in front of a warehouse first thing in the morning, about 40 - 50 drivers milling around waiting to go on their first shift. Drinking coffee, smoking ciggies, you know the kind of thing, I was collecting something. The only car in front of the warehouse, I bent over to put the box in the back of my car, my skirt blew up and literally hit the back of my head, I kid you not. It hit the back of my head, I was also wearing a g string. I got a round of applause and a loud cheer for effectively mooning the men.

I was so, so embarrassed, but I pulled my skirt down, turned round, took a bow, got another cheer, got in my car and drove off, it never happened a second time. So how come kate can't learn? It's not difficult to know floaty skirts blow up in the wind. Once bitten really should be twice shy,

Wen said...

The Kraps are disgusting.

missbunny said...

Team Laura Ramona! In 10 years that loser will have a beer gut and the same winning personality, you will still be hot and good company! Go meet a nice man at the bookstore, you only meet jerks out in the scene.

Runswithscissors said...

Guess what Laura! You DID loose the dead weight you gained in that relationship, it was HIM! Now get out there and find a man who appreciates you for who you are! You ARE beautiful!

Runswithscissors said...

Oh dear violet, usually, the Jonah hill types have the weight on the front and are completely bottomless on the back.

Runswithscissors said...

Two things in the ktrash photo:
Who the hell wears high heels to walk on cobblestone street!
And
The heel on her right shoe is screaming for mercy!!!! Hahaha it looks like it's about to break!

Rosso said...

Are we talking actually naked butt or underwear covered butt? Coz seriously I know no-one plans for their skirt to fly up but if you're a royal at an event surely you're wearing underwear, just in case anything happens. Unless you're Harry of course.

Froggy England said...

Count posted the link, it's either naked butt or g string butt.

Count Jerkula said...

@Liddy: ;)

Sherry said...

Truly if my ass looked like that I would move to Chicago and wear dresses every day. I am surprised she hasn't switched to move coverage for her bottom knowing she's going to be on a helicopter, that creates wind...Maybe she's an exhibitionist.

Laura, everyone is right..He's the added weight you didn't need.

Dingle Barry said...

Meanwhile Khlozilla's enhanced ass is wiping out buildings and neighborhoods everywhere she visits.

What the hell is wrong with this family?

Sherry said...

Wow them are some big butts..Far too large, freakishly large is the best description.

NaughtyNurse said...

Oh, my god. I thought that mess in the middle was Kate's butt. I thought HOLY CRAP! Did she EAT William???

ericaomega said...

I totally agree, you're beautiful and have a wicked sense of humor, if he can't love you regardless of size, he's not worthy.