Wednesday, May 14, 2014

Random Photos Part Three - Cannes Arrivals

Over what will seem like the next four months, many actors and actresses and D listers and hookers will make their way to Cannes. The celebrities and actors will complain about their free vacations because that is what they do. For their complaining they will be given free clothes to wear to the events and line after line of gifting suites to shower the celebrities with even more free stuff. They have started to arrive.

Julianne Moore

Nicole Kidman and Tim Roth
Blake Lively
America Ferrera
Pamela Anderson
Freida Pinto
Paris Hilton
The red carpet.

55 comments:

Lurker Girl said...

Paris fits with the hookers right?

Seven of Eleven said...

Pamela Anderson and Paris Hilton at Cannes.

Maybe they heard "cans" and though there were free boob jobs?

OneEyeCharlie said...

Love the nerd with the Star Wars T Shirt behind Pammy

sandybrook said...

All these huge movie stars at Cannes :( At least the yachts will be busy. Looking forward to Cannes blinds tomorrow.

EvieShackles said...

Dang it NK... That cheek filler is WAY too low. Fire your doctors already. They suck.

TalksTooMuch said...

I've always loved Tim Roth but he looks a little fake-hearty here

Violet said...

I thought Cannes was just a cut price tacky version now of what it used to be. Of course I might just be jealous that no one is showering freebies on me just because i learnt a few lines and stood in front of a camera/sold a sex tape.

Lucas said...

I am pretty sure that color doesn't exist in nature, Paris.

Agreed about Tim Roth, but he's probably just trying not to freeze to death sitting next to the Ice Queen.

Violet said...

To be grammatically correct (and to put a stop to rumours), I mean that I didn't sell a sex tape.

parissucksliterally said...

Of course Paris is there. Sigh.

Tina Mallette said...

So what is Pam Anderson doing at Cannes again? Yacht girling it with her husband in tow?

derek harvey said...

Blake looked like she ripped the clothes off of Linda Evangelista's back circa Vogue 1989...

Dallas Alice said...

Ahhhh, Linda--I watched the Freedom '90 video a few nights ago during a fit of nostalgia. She was stunning.

Shelly Shell said...

Nichole is getting in Faye Donaway territory now. That face is getting freaky.

Sabrina said...

Nicole, why, why???

EvieShackles said...

Blake looks lovely... but Kendal Jenner is there as is Paris and Pam Anderson... Has Cannes lost the exclusivity it was once known for?

discoflux said...

Evie - When people can be rich and famous because their sister got peed on in a video, most everything will begin to lose exclusivity.

Kat has left the building said...

What did Nicole Kidman do to her face?

Harry Knuckles said...

I'll bet Blake tried on 10 different outfits and got 10 opinions on each before she settled on the red raincoat and black hat. I have no idea if she looks good or not, just really glad I'm not a chick so that I don't have to do that shit.

America frolicking with the girls. One of them, anyway.

Paris is likely in Cannes to help with animal control.

EvieShackles said...

@disco... so true. Which reminds me, Kidman peed on Efron a couple years ago. Maybe that's the price to Cannes admission. Pee on a person on camera. Kidman goes through the botox-filler drive thrus before she hits the events.

Renoblondee said...

Love Blake's coat.

EastCoaster said...

I'm guessing LiLo will be joining momentarily.

figgy said...

Hop to it Pamela and Paris, those yachts aren't going to fill themselves. And if you don't get a move on, Tara Reid might get there first.

EastCoaster said...

Oh Nicole. I'm now Officially In Mourning for your original face and hair color. And why, why, why do you make things even worse by parading a huge forehead?? People with such prominent foreheads (myself included) should always go for some kind of a flattering bang! And especially when one is over 40 yrs old! Why must you continue to frustrate me so? Haven't your makeup artists or stylists attempted to explain things to you yet?? Ever since "Australia", I can't even watch you in a movie. You break my heart with what you've chosen to do to your formerly beautiful self.

blue sky said...

Kidman has destroyed her face.

Gayeld said...

Nicole's face is just tragic. Please, for the love of , just stop.

Glitter said...

I'm glad I am not the only one giving a side eye to Paris and Pamela for being in Cannes. Additionally, why is America there?

urban chaos said...

Amen, Disco!

Nicole looks like shit- her face has not one trace that she's human left. Why??

Sherry said...

Why IS America there?

Agreed on the Nicole face and reasons why we're seeing Pammy and Paris. Who wants to bet on when Lohag shows up for no reason others than.....

Count Jerkula said...

P. Paris

M. Pam

B. Lively

Looziana Magnolia said...

Lilo posted on Instagram about trying to find an outfit for Cannes and "work".

Tyger Lilly said...

Nicole Kidman looks like an orange-blonde beaver with Its face pressed against a glass zoo enclosure. Is she trying to draw attention away from the Botox with those teeth?

Julianne looks like Lindsay will look in her casket. Funeral parlor makeup, wig to cover the meth bald spots, sunglasses to hide what even the best makeup artists can't... It will be the best she's looked since Mean Girls.

I think we found Carmen Sandiego! (Anybody else notice Blake??)

Yikes. Paris is starting to look like Pam 10 years ago. And Pam is starting to look like a drag queen who lost her wig.

Rose said...

Blake, you're trying too hard.

MovingOn said...

I was going to rail on Nic's terrifying face and teeth, but decided no need to repeat what everyone else has already said. So I'm just gonna post that I was thinking about it but decide against it.

MovingOn said...

Oh and what do we know about Julianne Moore? She seems cool and is aging gracefully.

TalksTooMuch said...

I like your style, MovingOn! ^5

EastCoaster said...

As it appears Nicole's situation has become dire, I do hope someone will stage an Intervention at Cannes. Get her to Botox Detox, post haste!

auntliddy said...

Nicole has chipmonk cheeks. I wish she'd leave her pretty face alone. Tim roth looks good. Why on earth is paris there? I mean, really? Pam a looks pretty conservative and serious there. I still wonder what precipated the new look?

MadLyb said...

I'm not against plastic surgery. There was a point in time where both Megan Fox and Nicole Kidman were breathtakingly beautiful after a few surgeries. The thing is, they just don't know when to stop.

Blake Lively looks great. She isn't classically beautiful, but is beautiful like Farrah Fawcett was beautiful. And that kind of beauty tends to overshadow what the "experts" deem as beautiful.

EastCoaster said...

I do feel sorry for Nicole right now, truly. Obvious and undeniably awful (botched?) facial work, and a stinker of a movie to boot. She must feel like a laughing stock. I wonder how she'll get through the interminable interviews, knowing what particular questions are on the tip of every reporter's tongue. If I were her, I'd for frozen with fear/anxiety. Pun only partially intended!

EastCoaster said...

I meant, "I'd BE frozen with..."

BeckyMae said...

­ The way we were...RIP Nics Face

Mary Anne said...

I love Tim Roth! I hope he's working on something.

AB said...

I used to wonder the same as you years ago. But now I realize it's the yachts. Yachts full of billionaires. Looking for so called "stars" to f*ck for a couple of weeks. Drugged up wanna be A listers.... F'ing billionaires for $$$$..,

cricket said...

I think they are showing the movies on Nicole's forehead It's certainly big enough.

auntliddy said...

East, she comforts herself with millions and millions and millions of dollars. Plus 2 cute little girls, and endless job offers. I think she's okay.

The Enquirer said...

Nicole Kidman needs to stop with the botox. She and Courtney Cox need a botox intervention.

Plus, I think Nicole should have sided with Harvey Weinstein in the whole Grace Kelly film debacle. I read the director's cut got absolutely horrible reviews and Harvey was very wisely nowhere to be seen.

TLP said...

Will Nicole be, one again, denying that she does anything to herself? Probably.

Cannes started going downhill in the 90s. I remember one year that Salma Hayek was the only "star" there.

FirstLastOneOnly said...

I spy with my little eye:
A wart on Paris's lower lip?

EastCoaster said...

Lol

Meg said...

I am the same age as Kidman, every time I think about getting Botox or fillers, I picture her and get scared.

WUWT? said...

Fun fact: Tim Roth was the original choice for the role of Severus Snape in the Harry Potter film series, but he turned it down for his Planet of the Apes role. Given how Alan Rickman owned the role of Snape, I can't imagine someone else in it.

crila16 said...

Nicole...will you PLEASE stop messing with your face???? You're looking so freakish, it's scaring me. You used to be such a beautiful woman.

Vestal Surgeon said...

+1

cowbulls said...

Count Jerkula, Please say NO to Paris. There isn't an industrial strength condom thick enough to take that risk.