Wednesday, May 14, 2014

Two And A Half Men Ending It's Run Next Season

After twelve seasons and only one man left standing, CBS is finally going to pull the plug on the long running show. One more year to cash in those huge paychecks before the actors will have to scramble and look for work like the rest of Hollywood. Hopefully they saved the vast majority of it or Jon Cryer will be doing a dinner version of Pretty In Pink and Ashton will be hosting Punk'd episodes again. If you needed a way to get through a very long airplane flight, watching episodes of the show are a great way to pass the time. Was it ever appointment television for me? No. It must have been for some people though because it used to be the number one show in the country and its ratings are still stronger than many other shows airing each week. I don't think there is any place left to go for the writers or any kind of story arc they haven't explored. It will be interesting to see if Chuck Lorre and Charlie Sheen end their blood feud long enough to have Charlie make a guest appearance. He could play a ghost or be in some kind of dream sequence. Maybe the final episode will have him wake up in bed next to Heather Locklear with Michael J Fox standing over them. Hey, it would certainly get your attention.

54 comments:

Lady Heisenberg said...

I only caught the last line...
And I disagree.

Unknown said...

Apparently, they are planning some sort of season-long finale, like How I Met Your Mother. Because no one HATED that.... *side eye*

Violet said...

I do not know one single person that has ever watched this. Except me. Once. And I didn't laugh once the entire episode.

Wen said...

I stopped watching when Charlie started losing his mind. I found it hard to look at him physically decay.

Count Jerkula said...

Who cares?

FSP said...

How could it be appointment television for you Enties? You're too busy watching Housewives, DWTS, Teen Mom, etc.

Pugs Andkisses said...

Charlie already looks like he died years ago & no one told him, so playing a ghost could be his best work yet

cece said...

Ending ITS run, not it's run. "It's" is a contraction for "it is" and would not make sense in this sentence.

aemish said...

The only episode I flipped to one time I didn't stay long enough to make it to a commercial. Cheese overload.

MM said...

Thank you, Cece. I was just about to go grammar police on Enty.

auntliddy said...

It was a funny show but i cld never enjoy it because it was so close to who he is. Dont watch much network tv anyway. Matter of fact, there is no abc, nbc or cbs show i watch.

Kno Won Uno said...

Its run ended long ago, on Planet Kno Won.
All memory of its existence was subsequently vaporized by Kuntcher.

NaughtyNurse said...

Never watched it and won't miss it.

JoElla said...

Oh crap we have to use correct grammar?!?!

I'm sunk!

I don't think Ashton has to worry about money, like ever.

Jon on the other hand..

And I really liked the HIMYM ending.

Countess Eden said...

Proudly I've never watched. Shame that I used to watch all the hw but no longer entertained.

David Howes said...

Charlie Sheen's character was always the half man. When he left, so did the half man and me as a viewer. In it's current state, it is too painful to watch because it is NOT funny anymore.
However, Anger Management is funny!

Penelope said...

The apostrophe in the headline is incorrect--looks like someone needs to learn the difference between its and it's.



Penelope said...

Looks like cece was on it first. :)

Sugar said...

I hope Jon Cryer lands on his feet. He had to put up with some serious shit and was very discreet about everything Charlie.

D Brown said...

More likely to wake up in bed with MJ Fox and having H Locklear standing over them.

Murielle said...

ITS not IT'S !!!

Sally McCoy said...

But isn't 'it's' being used as a possessive in this sentence -- not as a contraction?

parissucksliterally said...

Jon Cryer will never have to work another day in his life.
Please, trying to make him look pathetic is ridiculous.

cece said...

Sally, I think that is exactly what most people think and that would seem to make sense. Unfortunately, the English language sometimes does not make sense and breaks its own rules all the time. I would hate to learn it as a second language!

rajahcat said...

been on too long........

liked it back in the day before Charlie lost it.....

Bitchy Woman said...

One of my dirty little secrets is that I loved it till Charlie left. It was the only show I would make sure to see every week.

cece said...

Haha - JoElla, I don't care a bit about the grammar of commenters! It would be nice, though, if maybe the originator of a website used a way of writing that was concise and grammatically sound. Might even add more credence to the site.

Sally McCoy said...

Got it -- thanks!

sandybrook said...

Never have seen even one minute of one episode.

Snapdragon said...

@cece, thank you!

"It's" ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS means "it is". If you can't replace the word with the phrase "it is" and still have the sentence make sense, use "its".

"That computer? It's lost its mind." ;-)

AndrewBW said...

As with so many series, the first couple seasons were quite funny. After that it went downhill quick.

JMY said...

Good riddance. Truly awful show.

Sally McCoy said...

Ok -- now who can clear up effect vs affect? Ha ha

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

Its vs. It's

Easy way to remember is to group them with their counterparts.

Pronouns:
Its, his, hers

Contractions:
It's = Short for "it is"

Suzzique said...

i hope they all fade into oblivion. that stupid show has gone on way too long.

derek harvey said...

I have seen several episodes and it never made me crack a smile.

Shelly Shell said...

Sheen was always sleep walking through this show, when he was using again heavily just couldn't watch this mess at all anymore. The jokes are beyone sexist or misogynistic.

RowdyRodimus said...

@Sally, Two and a Half Men ending it's run will not affect my weekly TV Viewing habits. The effect the show has had on the morals of the country have been horrendous.

Sally McCoy said...

Thanks

Pink_Palace said...

Going out on a limb here...I love it! The maid, the mom, Alan being a mooch, Charlie playing himself - and even after A$$ton joined and I got over the change, I loved it...not saying I have great taste, I just enjoyed it!

Did anyone watch this year? Alan owned the season and he almost got the girl!! I was so sad he didn't!!

0_0 said...

I found the restart made Alan too pathetic and subtextually gay, which was sad, not funny. If this year was better, that's good, but I checked out last year.

Senor Salty said...

I find the show and the sexual innuendo hilarious. It's not art, just good laughs

Candyland said...

I'll come clean. I watch reruns when they're on while I'm working. I liked it with Charlie, but I can't stomach Ashton. I hope Cryer finds another gig. I do like him!

Penelope said...

"It's" = "it is" or "it has"

Dingle Barry said...

Ya know what makes me really stabby?? No. Not Throat Punch Thursdays, or Twat Waddle Wednesdays, not even Garot a Bitch Weekends (those are extremely rare).

Its Grammer PoPo's!!

That's part of Enty's charm. That and the lack or misuse of punctuation. It gives us that much more to bitch about so we don't have more days like those I mentioned above. Just chant "Ohm" and calm the FUCK DOWN!!

Thank you.

LowKey said...

*It's
*PoPos or PoPoes.
;)

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Bring back Megan Fox and I might watch.

BeckyMae said...

­ Oh Ducky...you just keep doing you

Cee Kay said...

Cryer and Kutcher are both set for life. Kutcher actually has more money at this point because of all his tech investments and producing credits.

And yeah, it's its. Stupid, stupid high-school dropout Enty.

@JoElla - so YOU are the one person on the whole planet who liked the HIMYM ending? I hate you. LOL Kidding, but it must be nice to get the ending you wanted. I sure didn't!

Dingle Barry said...

@LowKey, I know :)
I was fucking with their little minds that are wound to tight with a weak rubber band. When thing blow, it's going to be Fireworks!

That or they don't care and will continue to Bitch On!
It's all good either way. "OHM"

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

The effects of poor grammar may affect the way others perceive you.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

I tried. Prob should be the other way around. It's confusing. But I think the time of night is having a direct affect on my abity to answer effectively. Night night.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

I'm a Rerun Ho. I don't even mind Walden, though Charlue was better, I just fancy Ashton

MovingOn said...

"Effect" is a noun. "Affect" is a verb.