Tuesday, June 24, 2014

American Idol Judges And Ryan Seacrest Will Be Back

There might not be anyone watching and the winner will probably disappear into nowhere but the three judges of American Idol and Ryan Seacrest will be back earning more money than the GNP for some small countries. For a 14th season Ryan will be back and Jennifer Lopez, Harry Connick Jr and Keith Urban have all signed on for next season. With Matt Lauer signing an extension at Today and no word on a CNN job yet, Ryan will be doing his best to work more hours than anyone on earth while at the same time making sure his frosted locks are buried in Kris Jenner's rear. I can't even listen to his radio show here any longer because of the way he promotes that family. I know he makes a ton of money off each season of the show, but at this point does he need to talk about them everyday?

45 comments:

Gossip-Monster said...

All I can see is Harry Connick Jr, the rest is just noise....

AJ said...

Does anyone watch this still. I stopped after I think season 4 or 5.

derek harvey said...

I am so tired of these talent shows. Now there is a new one with Kesha.....bring back The Swann and Extreme Makeover!!!!!!

Renoblondee said...

I keep watching it out of habit. I like these judges though.
Best in years and years.

biteme said...

I love Keith Urban. He is the only reason I watch.

Violet said...

Are we meant to be sad or happy about this? I need someone to tell me what I think.

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

OMG DEREK!!! Yes, the SWAN!

I'm over these talent shows...It's just about money at this point. i wish all those shows would disappear.

Also, will people please stop paying Jlo money

BeckyMae said...

and the world's biggest karaoke competition just keeps on rolling on.....

Ari said...

Yes he does, because no one's watching that fake ass show anymore

Anna Katherine Nonymous said...

maybe he thinks he needs to promote them now more than ever? Hi cdaners, I've been gone for a while, I hope everyone's doing great. I'm glad to see the comments section is alive and thriving, and even annoying troll-free!!

sugarbread maker said...

Did you know that the Swann plastic surgeon was Terry dubrow?? From rhoc??

derek harvey said...

Hi Anna!

sugarbread maker said...

He and Paul nassif. Ex Mr Adrienne maloof. Have a new show Tonight on E! Called botched. I know you watch this stuff like me.
We are twinsies.

TalksTooMuch said...

I did not know that, sugarbread!

derek harvey said...

@Sugarbread---no but there is a new show on tonight (at least on E Canada) with him and Adrienne Maloofs ex husband and it is about people that get REALLY bad plastic surgery and the 2 surgeons try and fix em---it looks really funny. and of course Janice Dickinson is one of their patients lol

derek harvey said...

haha exactly

GatorGirl said...

I only watch so I can play a drinking game and take a shot whenever JLo says It Gave Me Goosies!

derek harvey said...

I am also PVR'ng Celeb Wife Swap with Heidi and Spencer. That show is usually dull as hell and scripted but it will be funny to those clowns again. I sorta miss them lol

auntliddy said...

Mb he really likes pmk and her motley crew, who knows? As for AI, its dead but they just wont bury it.

JSierra said...

Shit, I would sit and watch people sing for as long as I could if I was getting paid $17.5 million like Jlo..

Seven of Eleven said...

I'm guessing Ryan's frosted locks aren't the only thing buried in PMK's thong.

sugarbread maker said...

Ees okay. .
The more you know

sugarbread maker said...

Yes..botched

sugarbread maker said...

Will do

sugarbread maker said...

We have the same taste in trash

Mango said...

@ Orvilla - Yes, JLow gets another big paycheck for pretending to be nice. UGH.

And will someone please tell Keith Urban that the 1970's called and David Cassidy wants his hair back? Thank you.

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

Sugarbread had no idea

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

Haha Mango

Sherry said...

LOL Mango...

Another year of this show I won't be watching.

I don't get the Ryan's head buried up PMK's ass and I'm thinking that's a good thing. Take it he has them on his radio show all the time? (Does he have a radio show?)

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

Does anyone remember Mr. Personality hosted with Monica Lewinsky? i liked that one.

Tina Mallette said...

Ryan created the Kardashian reality shows, he is the producer of their shows on E! He came up with the concept. He is Dr. Frankenstein. He makes lots of money off them.

I wanna see if any surgeons can fix Janice Dickson.

airhead said...

I am so sick of american idol!

saltygirl said...

Loved the Swan, though looking back it was a pretty odious show. We would yell The Swan! The Swan! Over & over in our best Tattoo voice whenever it was promoed.

sandybrook said...

OH JOY!!! CANT WAIT FOR JANUARY!!!!

Tina Mallette said...

The problem with The Swan is every woman ended up looking the same, like strippers, same face, same weave only differing colour, same size boobs and a very dangerous amount of surgery at one time. You have to wonder why it;s not on the air anymore, lawsuit?

EvieShackles said...

I liked The Swan and Extreme Makeover it was like watching a Barbie factory. I do enjoy "So you think you can dance" But, I'm sooooo tired of the singing competitions!!

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Only watch when occasionally, for lack of better choices, and I will say that I like this panel very much. Glad they're back. This past seasons music choices seemed pretty sucky, that can really make it boring.
Seasons 2,3, 4 watch a lot!

crila16 said...

Doesn't matter. I don't watch the show anymore.

parissucksliterally said...

Why the FUCK is this show STILL ON????!!!

Krissie said...

Ryan Seacrest is a product of the E! Network in which the rule is you always kiss Kardashian ass all the time. I used to like the "fashion police" section on their site but got tired of it when every third picture became one of the Kardashians with a writeup like "Wow! This is one amazing look! We love how Kim's sexy shoes compliment her chic dress! She's a stunner!" Gaaaah.

I don't know a single person who watches A.I. anymore but reality TV just seems to live on forever now. I also don't know anyone who still watches those Bachelor/Bachelorette shows, but they never stop.

Krissie said...

@derek harvey, don't worry about Kesha's reality singing show, the premiere bombed and will probably be cancelled within weeks.

califblondy said...

Kesha's show sucked. They're trying to be The Voice and Idol and it didn't work.

Did you know that Brooke Burke Charvet's ex was the plastic surgeon on Extreme Makeover? I miss that show.

Malibu Borebee said...

Idol is still on because it was a ratings monster, the number one show in America for years. When it stops making money, it will be cancelled.

Every dollar Seacrest makes off of the K-whores is money PMK isn't getting. I'm all for that.

Henriette said...

JBlow was playing coy on Wendy Williams, but everyone knew she would go back.

Prunella Buggerweeds said...

The only talent shows worth watching anymore are The Voice and So You Think You Can Dance. And American Ninja Warrior, I love that even though it's pretty simple.

American Idol? Meh. Harry Conick Jr brings a touch of class to the show and actually tries to - you know - JUDGE and give advice. JLo - why can't she just go away? And Keith Urban? He's well into Bruce Jenner territory in my opinion.

Is Ryan Seacrest connected to the Kardashians? Don't laugh but I didn't know that. Does he produce their TV show?