Friday, June 20, 2014

Blind Item #2

This former almost A list mostly movie actress who is now a C list waste of space has spent about $50000 in the past four days shopping at Harrods and she was not using her own credit card. The guy she is seeing must be a complete idiot. She must do something no other person on earth will do for the guy.

48 comments:

derek harvey said...

lilo

T. E. Cuz said...

yes, lohan

TalksTooMuch said...

Huh. Now that begs the question of what it could be. A rusty trombone / angry pirate followed by A2A? The mind . boggles

derek harvey said...

Her style has been horrid lately...

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Blowhan's shopping @ Harrods.

Violet said...

What's she doing to him? Is he that repulsive? The mind boggles.

TalksTooMuch said...

Violet, did you see mine frist, or are we sharing a brain today?

Violet said...

Mind boggled twins TTM.

sugarbread maker said...

She let's them bareback and beat her from what I hear.

Froggy England said...

Isn't he some middle eastern billionaire type dude though? 50k is just a drop in the ocean then,

texas rose said...

I think 'complete idiot' is an understatement.

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OneEyeCharlie said...

Maybe they play Boggle? Who doesn't like a good word game?

JMY said...

Go get that oil money, Lilo.

Tongue N. Cheek said...

Do I Dare look up those terms on Urban Dictionary?

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

How does Harrods verify that the Hooker De Juor is authorized to use the John's card?

And when he's done with her is Harrods called as soon as the door closes behind her before she can hotfoot back for a few more gifts hoping there's some grey area before the next Ho gives him a go?

My friend wants to know.

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Tongue N. Cheek said...

Hey Charlie. Maybe. I kick butt at WWF... Just sayin'...

Freya said...

Her Playboy money is long snorted up.

QueenAnne Guido said...

Morning, every one.

TalksTooMuch said...

You don't say? I happen to be particularly terrible at WWF but I always dig losing to new people!

TalksTooMuch said...

Hi Gweeds. Better day I hope? Didja read all my singing?

Freya said...

The F&F franchise has her at least at B+.

Wen said...

BlowHan - The Human Port-A-Potty.

Its just U said...

LiLo in London. She must be able to Rosebud or other such specialities. Folks pay good money for that.

QueenAnne Guido said...

Barely Manienuff tunes... your so... er.... You!

Better so far. A friend is coming over tonight with her lasagna so I have two things to look forward to. She's threatening me with a viewing of Lutz Nutz in HERCULES. (If she does, I will counter with THE HOTTIE AND THE NOTTIE.)

Violet said...

IJU. I just read about rosebudding today. I was a little bit shocked (well i actually almost threw up my lunch).

Tongue N. Cheek said...

Ohhh.... My kind of opponent. I can email you my WWF name if you want to play…

TalksTooMuch said...

Woo hoo! Also look in Blind Item 6 yesterday again, silly. Glad your day is better, fella!

TalksTooMuch said...

Okay, TNC, but I feel I must warn you, I really do suck at WWF. And not in a winky face way. Well, okay never mind. Email away

texas rose said...

Close Wen - I'd say blumpkin queen.

Topper Madison said...

How do I meet some of these men who will spend that kind of cash for my companionship on a temporary basis? Seriously, it makes me rethink the whole middle management/retire in 20 years thing.

rll said...

Harvey Nicks is so much better than Harrods

Sherry said...

Of course it's written to be Lohag. Not looking up rosebudding..I can just imagine.

Violet said...

Sherry - let me tell you this, no, you ca't imagine. Honestly.

teresa crane said...

I need a new gig. I'd love to spend that kind of money just casually shopping

Jonathan Andrew Sheen said...

I'm sure, for a particular sort of fellow, boning her up the ass while watching her in "The Parent Trap" or "Freaky Friday" could be quite thrilling.

meme deemed said...
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meme deemed said...

Ho Lohan Living the HoHo-High Life.
Wait till he ditches her for one of her ho sisters Miranda Kerr / Ho Hilton.

SecretTorture said...

+1

QueenBee said...

Oh, my eyes! Why did I click the video link. Twice...(well the first was all about keeping by plants in check)

TLP said...

Hookie Lohan
Must be a subtle hint that the guy is Middle Eastern as the supposedly prefer anal with their hookers

ericaomega said...

Ooh my, I have learned too much today

Harlow17 said...

geez i love my clothes but there's more to life than shopping. what a waste of existence

lazyday603 said...

Lindsay's Secret

Count Jerkula said...

I'll take Tossed Salads for $50k, Alex.

cowbulls said...

I know this is Lindsey but the idea is revolting. Now in her youth, hell yes.

ashanean said...

Lindsay Lohan