Wednesday, June 18, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

May 20, 2014

This married former A+ list mostly movie actor who is still, and will probably always be A list was so hammered the other night after a premiere that the woman he picked up at the party says the actor wasn't able to perform and ended up passing out on the bed so she had to ask his assistant in the next room for her fee.

Arnold Schwarzenegger

56 comments:

Kno Won Uno said...

...reporting from the scene, this is Maria Shriver.

Violet said...

I'll bet he'll be back for more though.

Harlow17 said...

Getting with guys too drunk to perform then asking for money hmmm might be a good business venture

D Brown said...

I acknowledge he is an aged tool but I thought there was enough groupies around that he could still get it for free.

TalksTooMuch said...

Typical

Gossip-Monster said...

I thought their marriage was dunzo? Also, not one single helpful clue in this blind.

auntliddy said...

I have always found him so disgusting. Boffing the maid while maria driving kids to school!! And it wasnt like she was a femme fatale either. Pigman!!!!! I hope it never gets hard again. You know he's gotta be popping viagra like m&ms after all the 'roids. Ugh! And doesnt he have a gurlfriend? In re to first item tiday, he fit in beautifully with the kennedys.

CoBe said...

D Brown: I can't remember who said it, but a wise man once said that you don't pay prostitutes to sleep with you. You pay them to leave.

Riven said...

I didn't vote for him.

Cocoa said...

I think that was @Count.

Tongue N. Cheek said...

Charlie… Would you like to start this time?

Sherry said...

So now The Count is a wise man?

Haven't there been rumors before to this effect about him having ED?

FSP said...

If it bleeds he can kill it.

Kno Won Uno said...

I love that quote and I must agree - prostitution without the sex seems like pretty easy money.
Plus, they're paying her to keep her mouth shut about the erectile dysfunction.
Maybe he also wets the bed.

The Real Dragon said...

For minute there I thought you meant she went to his assistant ro fuck him instead

fancyscreenname said...

pepaws gone wild. teheheh

TalksTooMuch said...

That was Charlie Sheen, CoBe

Jessica Larson said...

After he fathered a child with the fat middled aged maid that he had been screwing for years the marriage is done.

Stating he picked up a woman, makes it sound like he picked her up at a bar, this should be updated that he hired a prostitute if she went to his asst for her fee.

Kno Won Uno said...

Errol Flynn was asked "Why would a man like you, who could have any woman he wanted, pay for sex?" and he replied "I don't pay them for sex, I pay them to go away afterwards."
Every source is questionable. I'll attribute it to WC Fields, screw it.

OneEyeCharlie said...

I wonder if he was going Commando at the party?

TalksTooMuch said...

I'll start, TNC! That women had no True luvin from the Guv. No Lies

sandybrook said...

The girls he screws are so fucking fugly Id have to be annihilated too to go anywhere near them.

Tongue N. Cheek said...

But how do we know she was hired for the whole night? How do we know he didn't Terminate-her?

TalksTooMuch said...

Either way, no way this was just some housekeeper he could Terminate Or reassign. She must have been not drinking to have such Total ly good Recall of the evening however

OneEyeCharlie said...

Selling her story like that... makes her seem less of a call girl and more of a Predator.

Tongue N. Cheek said...

I think he got a Raw Deal in this blind. It's not like he was bedding a high school Junior.

TalksTooMuch said...

Ugh. I hate Predator s that treat everyone as though they are Expendable All The Way. I saw a whole show on Conan about these Barbarian s

Cocoa said...

Oh! My bad.

OneEyeCharlie said...

TTM, how did the "graduation" go? Was it chaos? Did you wish for a Kindergarten Cop?

TalksTooMuch said...

I just hope she had an Escape Plan. You know how this instant celebrity works; one minute nobody knows you and the next you're picking up your Twins at Kindergarten and you need a Cop to be your Last Action Hero

Tongue N. Cheek said...

Maybe he didn't wanna have sex. Maybe he just wanted to stay up late and watch Conan. (The barbarian...)

Riven said...

This isn't true! Lies! All of it!

(I'm just gonna hitch a ride on your little fun train)

Tongue N. Cheek said...

If the assistant paid her in quarters, when she went home did she Jingle All the Way?

TalksTooMuch said...

It was good, Charlie! I cried, because it truly felt like the End of Days, but my face didn't get too Red and blotchy. Boy, you shouldve seen my friend Sonja, though!

Jessica Larson said...

I thought it was Charlie Sheen who stated he paid them to leave to a judge.

Errol Flynn was known for a 14 year old mistress that lived with him.

OneEyeCharlie said...

Even though the escort's name was Ferrous, he definitely was not Pumping Iron.

Tongue N. Cheek said...

If he's having a ... Difficult time getting it up, next time he should try Twins.

TalksTooMuch said...

Get in here,Riven! The more the merrier! Sometimes I feel like I got a Raw Deal,but I know that Stay ing Hungry is the only way to avoid becoming Collateral Damage.

Tongue N. Cheek said...

Let's face it. The guys getting Flabby. He no longer looks like Hercules. In New York, you have to look good to get sex for free...

Riven said...

Sorry I'm late! I was trying for make it Around the World in 80 Days but I got caught up in the Eraser room.

Tongue N. Cheek said...

That's ok Riven. I'll give you The Rundown: we are running out of movies fast. Charlie hit the ground Running Man...

Riven said...

On The 6th Day of meditation I realized that he is just a victim of someone trying to Sabotage his career as the Last Action Hero. Poor Governator.

TalksTooMuch said...

I totally understand, Riven. This one time? I was on this really long trip and on The Sixth Day I thought I was gonna cry but my friend Maggie helped me by distracting me with a Scavenger Hunt. So.much.fun!! But she had so many Bat s at her house! Man! And it was in a really bad part of town, always someone Robin

fancyscreenname said...

oh, FFS, u fuckers are awesome!

lol

Tongue N. Cheek said...

I think the prostitue's problem was she wasn't using toys. I think he only gets a Rise out Of The Machines.

Laninna said...

Who's ratting on the actions of consenting adults? It's the behavior of a Kindergarten Cop.

PugsterMom said...

LOL!

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

Violet, One Eyed, and TTM yesssssss!

TalksTooMuch said...

Right, Laninna? It's as though if you Cry, suddenly you aren't Macho or something

__-__=__ said...

Pigman! Good one auntliddy!! Funny he has to pay for it after doing the help. It's like repairmen though. We pay them to go home.

Count Jerkula said...

Did Sherry just say I have ED?

0_0 said...

That was said waaay before Charlie.

califblondy said...

I hope she was paid well.

He's gross.

Heidi Haaland said...

I think the "pay them to go away" comment originated with Clark Gable.

Sprink said...

Yeah Kno, how's that payoff working out for them?

MadLyb said...

I'd say she dodged a bullet (or withered penis).