Friday, June 27, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

June 11, 2014

Miranda Kerr's billionaire boyfriend hooked up with this A list Academy Award winning actress last week. The actress is still technically married although no one would confuse her with Miranda.

Gwyneth Paltrow

31 comments:

sugarbread maker said...

Eewww. Fish sticks for dinner eh??

Ray Nicolet said...

Goop only opens up for a dick worth a billion.

Sugar said...

Frozen fish sticks.

sandybrook said...

Nope I sure wouldn't confuse them. Dumbass. You dont need brains to get rich just good wealthy families to inherit from.

rolotomassi said...

they're both pap whores- I cannot stand Miranda K & her posed pix showing what a 'good' mum she is...til' a guy with money calls..that is.

ethorne said...

Conscious coupling yo

VIPblonde said...

I don't know about you, but I get Gwyneth Paltrow and Chelsea Handler confused all the time.

Sometimes I get her confused with Naomi Watts too

Count Jerkula said...

Ugh, go from smoking hot Miranda to Goop? Only if anal is on the table. If she don't do ATM, then lick her cornhole some while going down on her, then give her a big sloppy wet kiss. Also, Gweneth has "Skitz out from jizz" written all over her, so a facial finish would be in order. In conclusion, calling out Miranda's name a couple times would ding that ego pretty good.

Freya said...

At least $500M if she actually hooked up with JayZ

Count Jerkula said...

LOL @ Ray. I might consider opening up for billion dollar dick, if only for 6 figures worth of hush money.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Get that Beast dic, Goop.
Just be careful, he has enough money to get away from you...

sugarbread maker said...

Did he get ÈEEEEEE?? OR E? Sometimes the billions make you scream a list more.
Not that I would know

sugarbread maker said...

Little

rajahcat said...

hahahahahahahaha

were they consciously coupling???????

meme deemed said...

What's the difference? Both are fame whores who'll sell for the biggest sugar daddy bank account. One Ho has youth. The other HWOOD pedigree. Neither have brains. Neither have any ethics. Neither should be mothers. Both have and will be screwed over.

D Brown said...

I suspect he only did it to notch another celebrity name on the bedpost. I very much doubt it was lust for Goopy.

BeckyMae said...

Jamie Packer likes 'em skinny and macrobiotic obvs....

The Real Dragon said...

Get da dick goopy goop

Groggy said...

@Count Jerkula - thank you for all that great imagery. There's something uplifting about imagining Goopy getting some anal on the table. If only the audio made it to iTunes.

Edy O. Syncratic said...

A double BURN by VIP! This lurker loves it.

VIPblonde said...

@Edy :)

Steampunk Jazz said...

In the DM Miranda says "Of course she and Orlando didn't break up due to HIS partying...
I laughed my ass off when I read that. (The HIS capitalization is my emphasis) I wonder whats about to break on her...

MeanieRhysie said...

Frozen fish sticks? LOLOLOL

Sunshine said...

Frozen Fish Sticks.

Sherry said...

Now how was it that she was able to hook up with this guy and was this the Hedgehog or the other guy that wasn't so uglay? What the hell am I thinking..She's done the camel what would it matter?

crila16 said...

Oh Gwynnie...I'm so disappointed in you.

meme deemed said...

Any tartar with the frozen fish stick? Oh, that sauce was Miranda.

Mark Kaepplein said...

Perhaps Goop or the guy were drinking, making it unconscious coupling.

StuffandNonsense said...

I get the feeling GOOP either lays there like a paralysed starfish or is into some really freaky shit (and maybe a colonic beforehand). I don't think there's a grey area.

vodianova said...

Of course. LOL at the people who guessed Blanchett and Winslet when this blind was first posted.

deb said...

a paralysed starfish.....so funny! bahahaha