Sunday, June 15, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

March 17, 2014

On Saturday night this former B list reality star who is apparently shooting another version of the show that thrust her into our world was almost kicked out of her hotel when she started screaming at a guy for not paying her what they agreed to. You would think with all that money coming in she could stop charging by the hour.

Farrah Abraham

47 comments:

TalksTooMuch said...

Farrah! Money up front! Hooking 1.0.1.!

auntliddy said...

She has no money, no class, no human dignity. She a low level whore, and was treated like one. Too bad she hasnt learned golden rule: get the money up front.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Awww poor Farroid got an ill compensated steamer on them alien tittayz. Miss S FTW

OneEyeCharlie said...

Right? This isn't rocket science. It isn't even baking.

NaughtyNurse said...

Mom of the Year right there.

QueenAnne Guido said...

She should hire PMK to attend to these things.... right Vienna ball guy?

texas rose said...

Maybe we should give her the benefit of the doubt- maybe she did get money upfront but during the session the guy asked for a special (golden shower, rusty trombone ect) and then didn't want to pay extra after they cleaned up:)

SecretTorture said...

Sellin' that butthole at a discount price.

Sherry said...

Kicked out? Wasn't she just getting the room for an hour anyway?

OneEyeCharlie said...

So, she needs to work on her up-selling skills, Texas? Could be.

TalksTooMuch said...

That's. ..the benefit of the doubt, texas? LOL. Willnotaskwhatarustytromboneis, willnotask

It's the standing in the hallway screaming that is the real no-no, discretion has always gotta be part of the package for a hotel girl

timebob said...

cash before ass everybody know that

Seven of Eleven said...

I am irrationally annoyed that someone who got pregnant as a teenager is famous for getting pregnant as a teenager. And making a video called "Backdoor Team Mom".

TalksTooMuch said...

Morning Gweeds! 37 days!

texas rose said...

Yes- Ultimately she is responsible for her business practices and her up-selling skills probably should be improved but just thought maybe she wasn't totally imcompetent. TTM- you know you are going to google rusty trombone.

SecretTorture said...

She wont be considered famous until she has at least one famous friend (who doesn't pay her for sex) and she has none. No friends besides porn workers. She's not even blind item worthy really but Enty insists on shoving reality dicks in our face.

texas rose said...

Upon refection it makes sense that the special might have been an angry pirate which would have explained her reaction.

texas rose said...

Hopefully that isnt how you injured your eye Charlie:)

MeanieRhysie said...

S'okay, TTM...I Google's. O_O

MeanieRhysie said...

Googled*

TalksTooMuch said...

Angry pirate?? Meanie, can you explain rusty trombone without invoking a horrific blue waffle sitch? And maybe angry pirate? Small, non-descriptive words, Rhysie. You da BEST!

Harlow17 said...

Ha!

OneEyeCharlie said...

Oh lord, Texas. So hard to not Google. But I've learned that there are some things can't be unseen. Steeling my resolve.

texas rose said...

You have to Charlie- but you might have to change your name:)

bellaluna said...

Will. Not. Google. No, no, no!

bellaluna said...

Such a stupid skank.

MeanieRhysie said...

My face: O_O wasn't descriptive enough?!

TalksTooMuch said...

Um, no? Maybe I'm better not knowing, Meanie. I only have 6 months left, I think I would do better to focus on acts not involving tetanus shots.

MeanieRhysie said...

Chop, chop...six months go faaassst!!

JSierra said...

Dammit Texas, you know how we are! You dropped that rusty trombone on purpose so you could laugh as we all blinded ourselves and ruined what was left of our innocence.

Seven of Eleven said...

I'll help (I've never googled blue waffle because I know FSP hates me and wants it to happen).

Angry pirate is the act of ejaculating in your partner's eye. Were Charlie a sex worker, he could file a workman's comp claim.

Rusty trombone is pretty nasty. It's the act of performing Count's favorite version of oral sex, but with a handjob thrown in.

I hope this releases me from video watching duties for at least a few months....

TalksTooMuch said...

Oh okay!! Thank you Seven! I didn't know that kind of oral sex ever DIDNT involve a handy, so I learned something new! But um, why is it rusty?Never mind, don't wanna know!

Count Jerkula said...

Only high traffic whores charge based on time. Better to find one who charges per pop, with the understanding that if it takes too long, you will juice em some extra or top out.

Hammer_Girl said...

Maybe he wanted the pearl necklace for free?

texas rose said...

Thanks Seven - fyi when you google these terms you will get urban dictionary definitions- no photos (unlike the blue waffle google). Most are funny as hell and you really should go there- quick links to a number of funny outrageous ones.

JSierra said...

What is this "6 months left" nonsense I keep hearing?

JSierra said...

Here you go guys:
"To get rimmed whilst recieving a hearty reach round, thus resembling a trombone player in full chorus"

sandybrook said...

I think the guy wanted her to squirt when she came but she couldn't because she faked it on the Dvd and really peed.

TalksTooMuch said...

Charlie tells us that sex stops at 42. I've only got 6 months left,J! It's all moving so fast!

Sherry said...

Oh well then it's not as nasty as one would imagine then is it? Thanks for taking the hit JSierra.

JSierra said...

Charlie has obviously never seen the Duggar Family, Jim Bob and Michelle are 48. So you've got at least 6 more years!

Sillygurl said...

It isn't even baking! Bwahahahaaa

MadLyb said...

How sad is it to want fame so much that you'll do what this person is doing to get it? Then again, maybe she enjoys it. If that's the case, good for her.

Count Jerkula said...

BJ while getting rimmed > Rusty Trombone

Compared to overall life experiences, it may be 2nd to breathing. It is practically sensory overload. Like eyes in the back of yer head, moaning, maybe capable of the occasional "Oh my god" or "Holy shit".

Horseloving Gal said...

How does she still have custody of her child?

Haywood Jablomee said...

Damn I nearly posted someone's name
and phone number. Call Becka (XXX)555-xxxx. I Blame the Count. I think this Skank is a Blumpkin machine.

Count Jerkula said...

I actually passed on the offer of a blumpkin once. I didn't want to get poop shy.