whooahh, Enty, ya just kinda brushed over the"with one of the 'BABY NURSES'.." what up with that??
Yeah so he took a side girl with him? Or he left with a kid and an older nurse type person?
No, no it wasn't that salacious. You have to read the real article because enty tends to embellish his/her/robot summarizations.
If the national enquirer says it then it must be true. The national enquirer is about as reliable as this site.
Happy Saturday, All. Let's start it with a split
Aww, I wanted them to make it.
So negative, Charlie. An optimist would see the joy of a budding relationship between Hank and the nurse….
May the odds be ever in your favor, kendra….
Bravo, TNC. Sometimes it takes a fresh pair of eyes to see the positive in things. It helps that you have double the ocular ability.
Lets hope she can handle balls better than he can.
Wow, the National Enquirer and In Touch both are so so so accurate in what they write. I couldn't imagine them printing a fake story to increase their sales within the pearl clutching set—of which Enty seems to have joined.
That sucks! I actually kinda liked her
It gives my perception some depth, I suppose…
Folks you can't have a reality show without the DRAMA!
I saw them on that Celebrity Wife Swap episodes and he seemed to totally adore her. So sad.
Why just the neck of the bottle? You're such a tease…
In all seriousness, leaving her when she's just had a baby is a pretty shoddy thing to do. Having said that, my best piece of advice is that all nannies should be older and more unattractive than the child's mother.
I don't think the last baby's his. She was back to her slutty ways a loooong time and then…hey ya'll I'm pregnant. .
Charlie, would that be a split re Banana or Champagne?MMMimmmosas! on Charlie(whoops, mental image grin….and Duck Fat) : D
Or maybe they could get actual jobs or go back to school or something? I think they could adjust easily in the real world and spare their children of Tori and Dean levels or embarrassment….
I'm surprised it lasted this long! So if he's holed up with a baby nurse does that mean he has the kids inc a month old baby? Something in the milk ain't clean….
hey Becky – still in France or have you moved to my side of the Channel yet? Weather's fiiiine here.
I think the nurse just helped him to move
That's just a rumour, Sharky
Kendra always stuck me as a snotty bitch. As per wife swap, when her son was only barely 2, he was in preschool from 8 to 5!!!!!!! Her husband is sup to be nicest guy and treats her great. I think she misses her old whore life, and wants it it back. She prob got pregnant maybe not on purpose, and they stuck it out for the baby. I hope nurse wasnt with Hank because he was so despondent.
Maybe she's nursing his wounds.
Slow Clap, TNC….S l o w c l a p
@auntliddy—don't we ALL miss our old whore lives? lol
Ain't none of y'all ever had a toddler and a newborn? Things can get CRAZY in a flash – maybe it's just loco time around there right now, but it'll settle down after awhile. Hell, they might have done rock, paper, scissors to see who got to go to the nice, quiet motel room where no one was screaming or needing their butt wiped.
@derek I know I do!
@derek I surely miss my old whore life….I just don't have the stamina or patience anymore
@violet, yes I be breathing the ame air as you! The weather is indeed fabulous and we have arrived at our Soho abode for a few nights…tonight is our anniversary and Mr Mae is taking to a surprise location for dinner….he said I should wear a dress, lucky I brought one! Lol
We Need to write a soft core porn here , people. Title: The Nurturing Nanny (it's a working title….jeeze!)Opening scene:(fashionably dressed woman descends stair, pulling on matching gloves to business style suit)To Butler holding doorknob- "Please tell Mr Jackson, I will be home late.I'll be in Production meetings 'til after 9. If He decides to go to work, Please message me so I may mark it on my Calender."
Aunt Liddy? Wiglet? TNC? Anyone?
I love Soho! In our young and free days when we lived in London we used to pop into town every weekend and drink ourselves stupid.Good times. Have fun!
I'll jump in when the sex scenes start… Carry on.
Once when I had a toddler and a newborn I received flowers from my husband with an apology note. Apparently we had an argument in the middle of the night and I didn't even remember it. It's off the charts crazy time.
Cut shot- handsome man in doorway pauses , grimacing, as words ring up the the stair…
Pinching the bridge of his nose between his thumb and forefinger he took a deep breath, trying to ward of the seemingly ubiquitous headaches he had when his wife spoke. He decided he had better see what the kids were up to… No doubt the new nanny had planned something fun…
A sad day for love. I really thought they would make it- their love was so pure. This is shocking news for minor celeb hollywood couples everywhere.
@Violet, I thought the same…until Ahhhhnooold The Shorts n Egger blew that theory for me…
The sound of murmurrs and soft sobbing greeted his ears as he neared the baby's room..From the doorway-Set -Child's bedroom- every trendy toy/stuffed animal in sight, around the room. Nanny on floor, gravely inspecting a faint scratch on boy (3-4 yo, whichever tests better) swaddled baby at shoulder, securely hugged into nanny's body. (low cut uniform/wet nurse look).
And if it was fun for kids, might be fun for him too. He watched his wife, impeccibly dressed, with such acwarm smile but such a cold heart, drive away. His little boy came over and crawled into his lap. " Why doesnt mommy like us?", he asked. His heart was breakingvin two when the nanny walked in. Tall, built like a beauty, she bent down to pick up the little boy, flashing miles of cleavage, and smiled warmly at him. "Hey! Want to join us today? We're going swimming! Umm, the only thing is, I usually swim nude with children. Is that okay?" Run with that cdaners!!!
Steam, u and i shld collaborate in a book, lololol!
Jack Ducky: As they say a broken clock is right twice a day. They did break the Edwards story and effectively kill his shot at the presidency.
You guys are killing me. If only I'd had kids and could add to this mommy erotica.
And yes Derek, we ALL miss our whore days.
Becky Mae Happy Anniversary! Hope you have a lovely time.
I think I saw you on Post Secret then, Derek@
Happy anniversary, Becks!!
Thanks Sherry and TTM! I'm on a London bus going there right now! The apartment has a portable wifi thingy WOOT!
aunt liddy, if we sell this screen play, we'll be able to take the time to write full time (or an hour a day, whichever…) ; D
It sounds Grrreat!! Happy Anniversary, BeckyMae
The minute I saw this I knew she was taking a page out of the Tori Spelling handbook. Also makes me wonder if the DNA test came back as not Hanks a la that blind a few months ago
I'd rather be myself, working FT, than a washed up well known reality star. Other than escorting, what really can she do?
Sex scenes: If I have to assign them, then your heart won't be in it…1st time- kitchen- late at night (making cocoa for the restless child)2nd- nap time (use mirrors, please)3rd- breast feeding-late night (inappropriate use of stuffed animals would be nice)Caught! Sex- Voyeur can be wife but other staff is o.kCaught! Sex- Wife needs nurturing tooMenage (with or without voyeur, up to you)Let's get busy people! : D
Kendra needs a job!
Yep – I am wondering if this baby is Hank's. I will never forget – at their wedding, she was crying and Hank reached up to gently brush the tear away and Kendra swatted his hand away. Yep, this one will last I thought (sarcasm – but why am I explaining myself on this site?).
Oh Humor you should always feel free to explain yourself. We'll love you even more.
I like this couple, but to be honest I am surprised it has lasted this long. She should have tried harder to stay on E! to keep the checks coming. At least she's done better than Holly or Bridget and Hank seems like a genuinely nice guy.
Kendra is WAY more popular than Hank will ever be because she is much more interesting. Way to heap all the shit on the woman, Enty. Today is the day I'm officially calling out all sexist bullshit.
I dunno, my gaydar pings like mad every time I see Hank Baskett on TV always has.
Kendra was an awful show, and so was The Girls next door. I'm glad that era is over. It's a stunt as Enty noted, born of desperation, and it won't work to land her another show.
I hope they work it through. I like them together. He calms her crazy ways and she makes him less boring. Perfect match.
Hank Gaskett graduated from The University of New Mexico with honours, @Derek. If he went "back to school" it would be for his Masters degree.
I'm with Frufra. Having a newborn can be pretty stressful. There were a couple to times I was totally rude to Mr. Beth. I'm sad for the kiddos if their parents have split but hopefully it's just some sort of PPHoliday.