Thursday, June 26, 2014

Random Photos Part Five

When Hilaria Baldwin finishes her yoga pose a day thing, I wonder what she will do for attention.

Josh Duhamel takes his son out for breakfast.
Jessica Simpson and some very muscular thighs.
Jodie Foster reads Vanity Fair.
Jerry Seinfeld heads home from vacation.
Jay Z and Beyonce show their wedding video at
the opening night of their tour together.
Ashton Kutcher takes off his shirt for anything.
Kaley Cuoco and her husband go shopping.

36 comments:

The Real Dragon said...

so is coco Preggo or nah

Violet said...

Josh and the baby make my ovaries ping wildly.

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

Hilaria is hilarious! She is so annoying.

OneEyeCharlie said...

Good thing 'Nipples' Duhamel isn't living up to his nickname today. That baby would be mighty confused and frustrated.

Jessi said...

Not going to lie I want Hilaria's ass!!! But what the hell is going on with her left leg?

And speaking of legs, Jessica? For real? Is she working to be Mrs. Universe or something?

Renoblondee said...

Lookit that babeh! Dad's not too bad himself either!
It's great Jess is working out with weights and healthy, but she needs to lift lighter, those legs!

Renoblondee said...

Aaaah. Never mind. It's great for a woman to have super strong legs. Now I feel bad.

sandybrook said...

I have a few positions for Hilaria to try!
Enty Kaley isn't on speaking terms with you.
Dont need to see Asston's moobs.

rajahcat said...

Jess is short, and shorter women build muscle quicker and a little bulkier than taller ones........

I assume it's the result of the thinification workout program she's on

Harlow17 said...

what is happening with hilarious's other leg? not cute

sugarbread maker said...

I don't think kaley would let a baybays get in the way of her coke habits
Enty has hinted that Jessica has had calf implants

rajahcat said...

even if so-her thighs are also defined....

Candyland said...

Sugarbread- my friend and I got into a debate yesterday regarding the possibility of calf implants on Jessica. I was arguing the position of, "why on earth would you want bigger/harshly defined calves?" I think she's just taking the workouts too far, too many weights on lower legs. But, yeah, who really knows!

PJ said...

1. I hear ya Enty. I follow Hilaria on Instagram because I do enjoy her pics of traveling and funny videos of baby Carmen talking but the daily yoga thing has gotten SO tired.

2. Josh Duhamel seems like an absolutely wonderful and loving father, but if internet and magazine photos are any indication, Kim spends more time with little North (I'll refrain from the hurtful nicknames) than Fergie does her son. And that's saying something. Seriously; that chick is NEVER with baby Axl. I mean, what the hell is she doing all day, every day while her husband is spending time with their son?? (Josh takes him everywhere.) It's not exactly like she's been crazed with work lately...Sad.

3. I love that for Jerry Seinfeld, returning to "reality" after a weeks long vacation in the Greek Isles is going straight to a 20-something thousand square foot beachfront mansion in the Hamptons. What a life!

Scarlett Drawl said...

Hilaria's other leg looks like it belongs on someone obese. Wtf?

Does Adderall give that kind of muscle definition on Jess?

me said...

@pj Totally agree WhereTF is Fergie?
I luv me some Josh Duhmel; even watched Las Vegas re-runs multiple times just to see him.

Sherry said...

I just saw all these pics on the DM..
Hilaria has her left leg tucked under her body on the seat and the right leg is out straight (obviously).

T. E. Cuz said...

the bulge in hilaria's leg is due to the pushing up against the calf/other leg. the same thing is happening on both sides, we are just only viewing a certain angle so only one leg looks pushed up.

jess looks great but the angle/timing of the photo does make her quad look huge. she probably looks fine in other photos, its just they pick the most extreme one.

here's beyawnce with her dumb ego....

figgy said...

No way has Jessica had calf implants. I know because we have the exact same body type: big boobs, straight waist, narrow hips, well defined legs with cut thighs and calves and small ankles.

The sad part of that scenario is that people with our build put *all* our weight on in our abs and waist (and boobs). I'll bet 10-1 that she's had lipo and even a tummy tuck.

Dena said...

You and me both!

Alexa Rose said...

Hilaria really bugs me.

Can Beyonce ever wear pants? Just once?

Why is Fergie and Josh Duhamel's baby named Axl when she's buddies with Slash? Slash and Axl hate each other. This has always confused me.

Renoblondee said...

I'm also built like that @figgy. I think there's several of us that have mentioned being an "apple" on here.

Sherry said...

Wait now I see what Hilaria is doing..She's crossed her legs and locked them on top of her things and then sat up and leaned. The other leg isn't straight at all..Duh on my part.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Seinfeld unrecognizable.
Simpson looks good.
The sea hag is a doooooshbag.
Kaley n hubby look cute.

Lula Surber said...

@Alexa Rose Maybe Josh and Fergie are huge fans of Beverly Hills Cop. Now that was the Real Axl!

J-Mo said...

We can all make sense of. Hilaria's leg with a closer look but it still looks fucked up.

AJ said...

Wow. Jessica is looking super toned !!!
Seinfield lives the life. Seriously.
Josh + Axl are adorable. Loved him since his days on AMC. But where ever has Fergie been lately ?
PS
WTH is Bey wearing on her face ? And why ? I'm so confused.

auntliddy said...

It is sooo enough already with hilaria. Please make her stop.

Poni-Tayl said...

Hysterical is getting to be very annoying

MadLyb said...

Hiliaria looks like a caterpillar. WTF is with the left leg? She isn't doing yoga any favors, and I'm pissed at Alec Baldwin for bringing this twit into his "fame by association" circle.

Jay and Bey are the biggest fame whores on the planet and have become beyond tiresome. The only reason I even care about them is as an outlet to release some more bitchiness in this particular comments section.

mcmama said...

Fine. No one else wants to. I'll say it. What the actual fuck is wrong with J Simp. She looked better "fat"...

SophiaB said...

That is the darlingest bebe, huh? I was weirded out when Fergie was papped attending mass pretty much daily while preggers-energetically my impression was 'pleaz Gawd pleaz Gawd let this baby be OK.' As an empath I am not that accurate with photos but seeing so many pics over such a long time frame, there was this 'tragic rockstar' vibe at the church door.

The bebe seems to be fine, but she is not?? I never understood that chick. Something was always 'off' to me. She seemed to be posing on the red carpet as awkwardly as the BritBot. I tend to default to Mind Control as an explanation. I guess that's what 15 years of internet research will do to a goil.

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Kitten Caboodle said...

@figgy +1 on the lipo. Her right thigh in particular was not done well. They 'sculpted' it too much. You can see she doesn't have the correct contouring for someone who has a natural well-developed quad. The calves look great though. Not sure those are implants.

Thomas Fisher said...

Jodie Foster reada Vanity Fair... and also looking absolutely fantastic!

Wendy Rene said...

what kind of crazy pose is that woman doing? i just see rolls of funky baby fat on that thigh.

Mamademaya said...

Seems my comment was eaten...
I'll make this quick: Fergie answer to bi about hopeful mother to be struggling to maintain pregnancies due to heavy drinking? Or just pop answer? Cuz I am focused on little Axl's eyes...