Friday, June 20, 2014

Random Photos Part Six

If this guy ever posts his $1M bail and gets acquitted, he has a good shot at getting a reality show or a modeling contract.

Ben Stiller and Christine Taylor in Italy.
Chris Colfer waited in line to meet Hillary Clinton yesterday in LA.
Channing Tatum walks his baby in Vancouver.
Portia and Ellen in NYC.
Ellen Pompeo looks like she came straight from the shower or pool.
Ellen Page got a new hat.
George Clooney in his first role ever as an extra in Centennial.
Lady GaGa got in trouble with PETA because of the clip on earrings she makes her dog wear.

133 comments:

Glitter said...

I thought there were no pictures at the Hillary signings.

TalksTooMuch said...

Wow, criminal dude sure does have a shot at modeling. Lookit the bones on it!

and the so young Clooney, back when he used to actually smile

GatorGirl said...

Mmm mmm MMMM that guy is guilty... Of stealing my heart!

sandybrook said...

Christine you could have married so much better then you did. :(
That thug will be found guilty as charged dont worry.
Ellen try dressing a little closer to your age pleez?

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Glitter you're right. CC allegedly kinda caused a small scene and put Clinton on the spot.

fancyscreenname said...

Mr. Lips/Eyes/Bone Structure needs a reality show.

Just found a new screen saver.

Seven of Eleven said...

Why would you put clip-on earrings on a dog? Oh, you're Lady Gaga. Poor pooch.

I don't know who guy in the top spot is, but I shudder every time I see neck tattoos. The amount of time you'd have sitting still in the chair, the needles, IT'S YOUR THROAT! It's like going to the dentist, you need a Xanax.

I can't help it, I really like Ben & Christine together. And I'm forever grateful to Ben for giving us his Dodgeball and for Zoolander. And Tropic Thunder.

Sugar said...

And Starsky and Hutch! Don't forget about that one!

blondiemelinda said...

Good one, GatorGirl!

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Gayeld said...

He's right down the road in Stockton, so I know just where to find him.

Gayeld said...

@Sugar. I'd really like to. Or punch Ben in the face for it.

Sugar said...

Stockton, CA??? I'm close by too, Gayeld. I'll race you down there!

Jessi said...

Helllooooo Mr Felon! Hubba hubba come on over to my tubba.

SecretTorture said...

Oh my.... That man is beautiful.

Lula Surber said...

Christine Taylor looks fantastic. Ben looks like he's aged but she doesn't. Hillary looks good too.

Frufra said...

Stiller's face looks terrible! Christine's face looks really good - fuller than it has in a long time. I totally believe the goss that he's an asshat, but damned if I don't laugh at everything he's in. And I could watch Night at the Museum over and over and still love it (NatM 2 was a total dog, however.)

Sugar said...

WHAT?????????

auntliddy said...

The older stiller hets, the more he looks like his mom.

Frufra said...

On second look, Christine even has some much-needed meat on her legs, too. Further evidence of my theory that being overly thin really ages a person. It's a theory I try to embrace and live by. Can't be looking old!!

teresa crane said...

The guy in the top pic is really hot

Thug or no thug I WOULD

Bet he'd play rough and never call again - perfect

warmislandsun said...

Watch for JLo and Madonna to start a bidding war on the prisoner.

Tillie said...

I think that guy looks horrible. I saw some other pictures of him and he looks scary!

Riven said...
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Frufra said...

@warmislandsun - you win! Best comment today - ha!

Riven said...

@Gayeld never mind he's IN Stockton not down the road from it. Reading fail.

AJ said...

Does anyone remember when Clooney was on The Facts of Life with a mullet ?

Frufra said...

Hot mugshot guy speaks! http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/jeremy-meeks-hot-mugshot-guy-speaks-im-married-not-a-kingpin-2014206

keetz4 said...

Does di rossi ever dress casual?

Layna Day said...

Mugshot Supermodel has a teardrop tattoo. He's either killed someone or was part of a prison marriage. Maybe both. Fair warning, girls and boys!

Riven said...

Oh man DM is hilarious... There's an article now called "You've seen America's Handsomest Criminal, But Which One Is The Country's Ugliest?"

Barb Barbara said...

Mugshot Guy is NOT hot at all in other pics I've seen today. Gold teeth (or no teeth, was hard to tell) and basically just trashy and felon-like. It was a lucky pic!

sugarbread maker said...

Can someone accidentally run over gaga all ready? ?

SecretTorture said...

Mr. Mugshot is playing for the other team, ladies.

http://i.imgur.com/oPLf4HX.jpg

rajahcat said...

I can't believe Mr. Mugshot is getting all of this attention

LET'S NOT GLAMORIZE BEING A CRIMINAL PLEASE


Cheryl Cullison said...

Dude doesn't do a thing for me. I like the big, hairy, knuckle-dragging Paul Bunyan type.

Frufra said...

@Cheryl - ditto

Eros said...

Cheekbones amighty.... Yes, that is one helluva goodlooking dude. Piercing blue eyes has always been this girls weakness..

Hes married with kids and just made some bad choices or so dm tells it.

Frufra said...

and it sounds like he's a serious criminal gangbanger type. So there's that. But, bless her heart, his mom says he's a good boy who's gone straight.

Frufra said...

which may be true - who knows?

Frufra said...

I've always heard - at least where I'm from - that the teardrops signify how many stints of prison time you've done. And now I've officially given entirely too much thought to Mugshot Guy!

Tillie said...

OMG those pictures are hilarious!

Hammer_Girl said...

He can call me in 5 years when he grows his hair out nice and long. Hammer needs something to hang onto!

Jessie said...

That guy is insanely hot and terrifying.

Maggie said...

That criminal guy looks like a contestant from antm last season when they had guy competing against girls.

Sugar said...

I'm sure he made a stunning bride, Layna.

MadLyb said...


Part of me hopes this crazy internet fame will help turn this guy's life around, and I'd wish that for anyone.

Ben Stiller looks like he's had his face pulled.

Why did Portia have to cut off her hair? :(






MadLyb said...

Clip on earrings hurt. Fuck you, Gaga!

Snapdragon said...

While clip-on earrings on a dog are stupid as fuck...

If PETA stops killing cats and dogs that they can't home, then they will have credibility with me. Otherwise, they can suck it.

Renoblondee said...

Love CC.

PJ said...

It's good to see Christine is eating again; she looks great. (She was making Victoria Beckham look plus sized in comparison for a while there...) Idk who the criminal is or what he's accused of doing so I don't quite feel comfortable on commenting on how absolutely STRIKING he is. Damn. But at $1,000,000 bail I assume it's pretty awful so...

PJ said...

Teardrop always means murder.

texas rose said...

I'm assuming that the thug that everyone thinks is so cute will be quite popular behind bars.

Lady Heisenberg said...

CONVICTS: Just like us....only much much hotter apparently.
I could overlook a criminal record, but homeboy rolls with the Brand... White supremacy ain't sexy y'all

Dena said...

Stiller looks kind if like the Muppet that anchored the news on the old Muppet Show.

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Handsome FELON. Emphasis on FELON!

texas rose said...

I'm pretty sure he is half black Lady.

Lady Heisenberg said...

You're right. He's a Crip...AB does have a member if the same name. I fucked that one up. Sorry Meeks. I'll totally take that cavity search now

texas rose said...

He's the one that will be getting his cavities explored often when he gets to prison- all you gals fantasizing about him should be thinking about that.

Riven said...

@TexasRose I'm thinking of it. ;)

(Ok no not actually, I can see the appeal but he's not any of my types. That was said as a Hey-Oh to the gender queers!)

Lady Heisenberg said...

LOL Texas
Don't be jelly...I'll see you in the prison chapel for a quickie in 10 ;)

Erik said...

Meh. I like the hot mugshot girl from a while back.

texas rose said...

Well I guess he is a bad boy so most you can't help yourself:)

Riven said...

...that should read "Hey-Oh to my fellow sexual and gender queers." I'm not quite sure what happened there.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

I'm the only one who thinks he has serial killer eyeballs? Like he'd skin you, then crawl inside you and wear you like a leotard with nipples. Just me?

FlirtyChick74 said...

Mugshot guy is too hot! He's a cross between Dudley O’Shaughnessy and Jessie Williams. Yes, I would even though he's a felon.

JSierra said...

You mean like that nipple shirt Portia is wearing? I think someone stitched one of the nipple in the wrong place though.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

I was thinking something creepier. I mean he is the maniacal mugshot model.

Part Lion King on Broadway, part Demi Lovato back up dancer.

Aoife said...

I still can't believe that normally sane people are going nuts over a career criminal.

As for the rest of the folks in this series, meh.

The Enquirer said...

Ellen could use a better bra.

texas rose said...

As unlikely at it seems it appears as though the best picture he has ever in is this particular mugshot. Check these other pics of him before you cream yourselves too much.... Your Crush

Sherry said...

Wait we have Gayeld close by too Sugar. We should all meet at the gate. LOL.

sugarbread maker said...

how long till rihana is all over mug shot guy.. she'll probably bail his ass out too!!

Lady Heisenberg said...

@sugar: homeboy is married too, if being an incarcerated documented gang member and self-proclaimed murderer is just not sexy enough...

Lady Heisenberg said...

Sorry. @sugarBREAD
BUT I miss sugarbooooo

Lady Heisenberg said...

Booooooo where is everyone?! :(
What say you on rumors that Blue Ivy is expecting a sibling?

Steampunk Jazz said...

when does Sat begin?

TalksTooMuch said...

In an hour, Steamy

Hammer_Girl said...

But we wanna play nowwwwww

TalksTooMuch said...

IKNORITE???

dang different time zones and "weekends", whatever those are

Violet said...

Oh look, you're all so desperate. Not me, not at all.

TalksTooMuch said...

Oop, Violet totally wants to play too!

Steampunk Jazz said...

is it an hour yet? *whine*

TalksTooMuch said...

Almost! Finish your homework! And I told you to go before we left!

Steampunk Jazz said...

But I din't HAVE to then....
I'm thirsty!
Make me some coffeeee plEAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZE? (voice rising to a shriek)
I SAID PLEASE!!!

TalksTooMuch said...

I would also like coffee

Violet said...

I've been abandoned. The stars finally aligned and all 3 V jrs are away for the weekend at various camps and friends. And, damn i was excited. But now I'm missing them just a tiny bit. Darn kids, they wheedle their ways into your affections. I need sex, drugs and rock n roll gossip to take my mind off them for an hour or 2 until I go out and actually make the most of being free.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Violet, is that a chocobot in your avi? I recognize the rollo feet and hands :D

OneEyeCharlie said...

Good morning, Ladies!

Violet said...

I'm way past coffee. I need alcohol. Gin and tonic. Am on a 3 hour countdown.

Hammer_Girl said...

Did someone say coffee???? I've only had 3 cups, I can share. At this point it may be in my best interest.

Violet said...

Steamy - wtf is a chocobot? No it's The Iron Man. In honour of the esteemed RDJ.

Hey Charlie!

TalksTooMuch said...

That's happened once or twice to me too and it's always such an adjustment. Wander around the first hour or so feeling guilty for only wiping my own nose or bum and don't even have to raise my voice or anything! Then they come home and it's all noisy downhill

Steampunk Jazz said...

What you miss is the chaos.. No wonder you're here, lol.
We shall overcome...
Boredom and willful denial of "better" things to do, lol

Hammer_Girl said...

I like the way you roll woman. Pinkie Up!!

TalksTooMuch said...

Good morning, Charlie!

Steampunk Jazz said...

Sorry Violet, the lack of red and gold wrapping is what led to my mistake, I assure you...(backs slowly away)
Spitting image...
Don't know what I was thinking...

Hammer_Girl said...

Heyyyyyy Charlie;)

Violet said...

That was an entire mornings work - V jr 3 thought it was the best thing we ever made. It is meant to be representative of the Ted Hughes Iron Man book cover (we are very cultured).

Hammer_Girl said...

I second your motion madam Steamiest! I don't wanna grow up, I'm a Toys r us kid!
Mainly I'm putting off grown up decisions like a job offer. Ack!! I wanna stay in my underroos till noon everyday dammit!!!

Steampunk Jazz said...

Morning Hammer!
Gimme Gimme!!!
This chore denial thing is draining without Massive distraction...(sigh)
If you listen, you will hear the periodic grunts from being stabbed by guilt...
More coffee!
Repel all invaders!
Forcefields on full massage mode!

TalksTooMuch said...

I shall now have to stop hiding and go make massive breakfast.

Pros: food! Coffee!

Cons: Noise! Said aforementioned nose / bum wiping!

TalksTooMuch said...

Don't do it, Dirty Bird! Stay here on the dark side with us!

Steampunk Jazz said...

Hammer, enjoy the Sally Field moment and let it go..
Money, position, drama..Hell Woman, you get that HERE!
well, you get stories About people that want those things...but
PISH TOSH, I say...: D

TalksTooMuch said...

I would like to add a PFFT to that pish tosh, if I may

Steampunk Jazz said...

TTM, go now !
You have 20 minutes for an Eggo to table with a side of bacon (canadian, of course)
Go Woman! we'll keep the guesses warm for ou if you're late........

Hammer_Girl said...

As much as I LOVE to boss people around (ahem ball gags), it gets tiring having to tell grown people get your shit together. This would be on a smaller scale and I wouldn't be trying to dig out of a hole created by the previous admin, but :((((

Steampunk Jazz said...

Besides, if you hang around TTM, Charlie will start on about the gourmet Goat Milk cheese Fritata / and who needs that when an eggo fits the culinary bill?

Steampunk Jazz said...

Hammer, if you have that skill (and it is a great one) that allows people to re prioritize and have the strength to be the "bad guy" for MORE money and less scope...
Do It!

Hammer_Girl said...

Eggo with cream cheese and strawberry jam. Nomnomnom

TalksTooMuch said...

Steamy, surely you jest! I can out-gourmet that mofo any.day. jk, but honestly I make the best waffles in the WORLD and eggo is kind of a dirty word. Yo

Steampunk Jazz said...

I'm a terrible manager,lol.
I use Big Heisenwords so they can TRULY UNDERSTAND why they are incompetent..... : D : D : D

Tongue N. Cheek said...

It's Saturday, but I see everyone is in here. Good morning all!

Hammer_Girl said...

I'm mulling it over. I interviewed yesterday and they called me last night to offer me the job. I've got the weekend to decide.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Shit TTM, Eggos allow you to be somewhere in 3 minutes, whereas waffles from scratch , all light and airy and tender, take time.
Convenience and no clean up WINS the DAY! (for me) unless there is fresh cut fruit and whip cream...

OneEyeCharlie said...

HA! Only if the cheese was created using sustainable farming practice, and the goats were given daily rub downs.

Actually, I'm frying up redskin potatoes in duck fat. Adding coarse sea salt and a touch of rosemary

Steampunk Jazz said...

COOLLLLLL, I LIVE procrastination...
Morning TNC!
Charlie pass some fritata!
Violet, loosen those fingers up..
Count Down to GO time in....

Hammer_Girl said...

Lol, when I started out I was a little too straight forward and told a nurse "Let me dumb it down for you."
I've gotten a little bit better, but not much:-)

Hammer_Girl said...

Hey hey hey

Violet said...

Ive moved on to actually trying to guess the blinds. None of this OT stuff.

Tongue N. Cheek said...

Hey hammer. :)

OneEyeCharlie said...

Stuff? Stuff?? I believe the term you were searching for was malarkey.

Tongue N. Cheek said...

Hi steamy. They started without you.

Violet said...

I would have used malarkey Charlie - that was until i realised there's some American chef who was on that programme with Nigella called Malarkey - and I wondered if it meant the same in the US, or did the poor chap just have particularly stupid parents?

OneEyeCharlie said...

Stupid parents is a safe bet.

Lucas said...

Don't forget that everyone must have been paid a living wage, Charlie.

And there is nothing wrong with Eggos, TTM. Sometimes quick and dirty is the way to go.

Nemesis said...

You know what? Fuck that beautiful dude! He's always been beautiful. BUT HE CHOSE to be a lowlife thug. He's killed people. Don't let him be a celebrity. I'm a Leo, people like him only misery to folks that try and do right. He's not a nice guy and does not need to "glamorize" raping, robbing, murdering and stealing.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Yeah, it's a NO to the lowlife criminal. (Plus I like more hair! Lol).
He has great facial features but he also looks like he stinks. Prob does.

I think Ellen n Portia look really cute!!

cowbulls said...

Snapdragon
You are 100% correct. PETA has been proven to be worse that any of the people or group's they target.

AJ said...

I spend the day away and y'all went OT crazy. Looks like everyone had fun today but boy do I have A LOT of catching up to do on CDAN.
Mwah everybody. Hope you are all having a fabulous Saturday night !!!

DrMnemonic said...

Strange that a negro has a rap sheet.

New Life and Attitude said...

I'm right up the road from Stockton too. Grew up in Lodi and Stockton was my old stomping ground. I think it is funny how much coverage this has gotten.

Sprink said...

It's his surname. Malarkey.