Wednesday, June 18, 2014

The Situation Gets A Shiner From His Brother

I hope that reality show starts paying off for The Situation because money is tight and things really got bad yesterday when The Situation got into a fight at the tanning salon they own. The business has been struggling to the point that employees are not being paid and the brothers started arguing over who was at fault and the next thing you know, punches were thrown and The Situation ended up with a black eye and a busted hand. Despite his injuries, it was only The Situation who was arrested and charged with simple assault. His bail was set at $500 which he managed to post.

59 comments:

TalksTooMuch said...

But he gave himself his own nickname! And it doesn't make any sense!

Either way, wasn't this all supposed to be publicity for his new reality show?

I can't really hate on him, though, he seemed kinda sweet but terminally dumb the first season and then the drugs. He has the oddest melon, totally looks as though it should be on a different body.

Violet said...

ooh, trying, trying. No. Can't bring myself to care.

LottaColada said...

Publicity stunt to get his name back out there.

FSP said...

He should've banged his head against a brick wall again instead of fighting.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Why are we still talking about this bankrupt super loser?

Morning campers!

OneEyeCharlie said...

Wait. That's allowed now? Giving yourself a nickname. In that case, I want to be The Conundrum.

TalksTooMuch said...

Good morning, Wigs!

GatorGirl said...

Gawd I still cringe thinking about that. .. He could really have done brain damage with that dumb move

SecretTorture said...

He was the popular guess for the reality star having sex with groupies in his car. I guess he really is flat broke.

TalksTooMuch said...

Oooh! I want to be The Confusing then!

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

Morning All!

Tru said...

As my Gram-Gram said, class always tells.

TalksTooMuch said...

Good morning Orvilla!

TalksTooMuch said...

Oooh,or how about The Phlegmatic??

rajahcat said...

I completely forgot he existed

Tongue N. Cheek said...

Oh oh oh! Can I be The Predicament?

auntliddy said...

Jfc, I am sure this show is one of the seven signs.

Kat has left the building said...

This is what his brother looks like.

TalksTooMuch said...

Only if I can be The Loquacious!

AJ said...

Hahahahaha.
Please folks DO NOT think this guy or the show on MTV is what NJ is like. The town that this happened in is actually a very quiet town. I went to HS in Port Monmouth that is next to it.
I have no idea why he decided to try and do a shop & show there.

rajahcat said...

then I guess I will have to be The Cynic

AJ said...

Hi Orvilla & TTM !!!

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

Hey AJ and TTM

TalksTooMuch said...

Hey AJ!

OneEyeCharlie said...

Dang it. I changed my mind. I want to be The Enigmatic... or do I?

ItsCourtneyD said...

I like the catalyst. I don't know why.

Kno Won Uno said...

Who's still photographing this turd?

Tongue N. Cheek said...

The loquacious? Dang it. I only know that word because I missed it on the SAT's...

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

agreed, Kno! hell, I never watched that show in the beginning. I definitely don't want to hear about these fools now.

Sugar said...

I will answer to "The Mercurial" now.

Riven said...

I want to be The Antidisestablishmentarian.

Sugar said...

Well, the charge was 'simple' assault. Sounds about right.....

TalksTooMuch said...

Oooh! And I will be The Existentialist!

Riven said...

His brother's defense should be "He's just got one of those faces, ya kno?"

Tongue N. Cheek said...

Wait… I thought you were the confusing. Or the phlegmatic. Or the loquacious. Dang it! To whom do I send The Predicpics?

TalksTooMuch said...

All of us, The Predicament! We share!

Sherry said...

I wanna be The Kerfuffle!

Tongue N. Cheek said...

Ok then! I better get to work on the Photoshopping...

Riven said...

Let our powers combine!

The Enigmatic!
The Predicament!
The Loquacious! Also known as The Existentialist!
The Catalyst!
The Mercurial!
The Antidisestablishmentarian!
The Cynic!
The Kerfuffle!

Go ...... Uhhhh so this is embarrassing. We don't have a Captain or a team name. Are we linguists or philosophers?

nurysp said...

they blew thru that jersey shore money, damn shame

crila16 said...

Yeah...he's looking for publicity since he and his brother's new reality show comes out soon.

TalksTooMuch said...

I would say we're all a bunch of cunning...no, that ain't right. Wordy mofos it is!

Tongue N. Cheek said...

Cunning Linguists? I thought we were The Master Debaters?

ItsCourtneyD said...

We have a lot of Master Baiters here in TN....maybe we should be something else

Lady Heisenberg said...

I am The One Who Knocks ;)
#banter

Tongue N. Cheek said...

Oh I like Knockers...

NATHANIEL MANELLA said...

Dumb Guido Fights Family! Front page, NY Post

Lady Heisenberg said...

bouncy bounce

Tongue N. Cheek said...

Clicked link... Never wanted to come back...

Ri said...

WHY? DEAR GOD... WHY????? WHY IS THIS TROGLODYTE STILL BEING TALKED ABOUT???!!!!!!!

Kat has left the building said...

Maaaan I guess nobody watched wendy Williams today and understood the kewpie doll which I couldn't stop laughing about today so I'm trying harder now.... I mean just LOOK at this guy!!! (My profile pic)

Sprink said...

TTM, you can't have four. Greedy moo.

Sprink said...

I'm toying with...

The Recurring Character
The Guest Star
or The Very Special Episode

OneEyeCharlie said...

I initially latched on to The Guest Star for you, Sprink, but The Very Special Episode has an undeniable charm.

Sprink said...

Tricky, innit, The Conundrum?

TalksTooMuch said...

Sprink, I wasn't being greedy, I was being The Undecided

Sprink said...

Ther needs to be a film called The Undecided.

Bitca said...

Darn; I always seem to drop in after the cool kids have taken off for the Post afterparty... :~{

The Cameo?
No.
The Listless?
Uh, uh; decent pun, but too symptom-ish.
The Peripheral Oedema is better (peripheral commenter who brings in bloated verbosity), yet even more downbeat. Hmmm.

The Wandering Epilogue.

Not awful. Might even present an opportunity to create a GIF of my youngest Dependent's meandering tail.

Talks To Self? ;-)

TalksTooMuch said...

I think The Wandering Epilogue is perfect!