Wednesday, July 23, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

April 18, 2014

You would think that after his last disaster of a movie which he headlined, this A- list mostly movie actor would be on his best behavior. Nope. Casting on his latest movie is in progress and our actor is insisting that all the women being considered for the lead need to have dinner with him so he can judge their acting abilities. So far he has slept with several of them but then told the producers they just weren't right for the role.

Aaron Eckhart

37 comments:

Jessica Larson said...

Playing a little lose the the grading system again.

gay tallywacker said...

so much class...

Jessica Larson said...

I wanna know if they all had clefts in the chin.

derek harvey said...

dude cant keep it in his pants these days

surfer said...

Wasn't this the guy who threw the girl out, because he didn't like the way she gave a beej?

CindyK said...

I used to like him. Now, I am disgusted.

CindyK said...

I used to like him. Now, I am disgusted.

Seven of Eleven said...

Nick Naylor would never!

So this is supposed to be his character in "In The Company of Men". Right.

Count Jerkula said...

I don't know. The fact that a guy who is 3rd billing at best in any of the memorable movies he was in gets to casting couch bimbos almost makes me feel sad for the bimbos. I was with him on the BJ deal, but on this one I think he should count his lucky stars.

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sandybrook said...

Yeah surfer this is the same douche. A list actor? Bwahahaha

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

At least they got dinner.

Jessica Larson said...

Enty has called him B list before who had a shot at A, or was A briefly/ That's why I stated Enty is playing lose with grading again.

Bunni said...

How is he an A? I barely know who he is.

msgirl said...

Agree with Jessica, he's not A-

bunny honey said...

He's a dog to the 10th degree.

figgy said...

I'd say he's the definition of a B- list. Not A-.

G said...

I agree that his rating is too high. Care to justify ENTY?

And eckhart isn't even all that attractive.

Glitter said...

A list?????

Cheryl said...

He looks like the guy at work who gets handsy in the break room.

Dingle Barry said...

WHO? An A-list as in Asshole not talent.

There. Mystery solved.

The Real Dragon said...

I never liked him for some reason.

Jordan said...

Every woman who calls him a gross or a jerk, would fuck him in a second.

Nolesgirl said...

I don't want to believe this about my butt-dimple-chin :(

Bubbles said...

He's a pig and a shitty actor to boot...

Lots of hot air said...

OMG, having just crawled out from under the rock I have been living under, I had to IMDB Aaron Eckhart and saw that he was once engaged to an Emily Cline. I once knew an Emily Cline, I babysat her and her brothers back in the day. I clicked on her name and lo and behold, it's her!! Glad she didn't marry him.

8====D KermitGossnellKnobjob said...

Harvey Dent has a really good life.

Essie said...

A list? Seriously? This guy was in a movie with Jen Aniston that made about 5 bucks and he was in a supposed to be blockbuster that made 100 bucks. How is he A list?

auntliddy said...

What a turd! Disappointing!

ethorne said...

So no one got this. Not surprising since he's nowhere near A, even with the -.

Haywood Jablomee said...

Sounds like another success story from an alumni of "The Way of the Count" seminar series.

Count Jerkula said...

@Haywood: Yep. No Buttsecks, No Job.

"Listen honey, there are 50 women willing to fuck me to get this role. Now, if you are willing to show some real passion for it, show me you have what it takes, the way to do that is with yer fart hole. Now, are we stopping at CVS for lube and an enema on the way to a hotel and a shot at fame, or are you going to blow me for this dinner on the drive to drop you off at home? OK, suit yerself, but if you use too much teeth, I'm gonna put you on the curb w/ a $20 for cab fare."

Unknown said...

He headlined the I,Frankenstein movie. with a 65 million budget and a 74 million ww gross. Plus I always heard he is into guys.

Count Jerkula said...

eFrankenstien may have done better. Many of us don't want to be trapped in the Apple Ecosphere.

cowbulls said...

I think you guys are being a little rough on Aaron. He didn't make the rules, he's just exploiting them. As long is there's no physical force then it isn't his fault.

fancyscreenname said...

he is doing what they allow him to. i am all for men respecting women but respect starts at home

Lula Surber said...

I liked him in Erin Brockovich but that's about the only thing. He sounds like a real pig.