Wednesday, July 02, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

June 21, 2014

This A list mostly movie actor is old, but apparently his sex drive isn't. He is still married, but has a girlfriend and when his girlfriend couldn't make it to an event out of town he found another woman for the night.

Clint Eastwood

48 comments:

T. E. Cuz said...

people having sex

jack ducky said...

Ew. He has old man balls

sandybrook said...

Viagra Enty, just be careful of erections lasting over 4 hours

Violet said...

45 Clint, 45.

Tongue N. Cheek said...

Well. Gotta get it Any Which Way You Can. But when his wife finds out, he'll be Unforgiven.

Regina Phalange said...

A cheating Republican? Since when is this news?

Count Jerkula said...

Clint Eastwood can do whatever he wants, as long as it isn't lil kids.

haydnhorse said...

May be the women are his carers - incontinence pant changes etc.

Tigercat said...

I guess he felt lucky.

JMY said...

Does he have to pay extra to have some poor broad suck the dust out of his saggy skin flute?

sandybrook said...

Does he wear a helmut or is he riding them Rawhide?

Amartel said...

Awesome. Love this guy.

OneEyeCharlie said...

Luckily, he's a celebrity, or it may have cost him A Fistful of Dollars.

Count Jerkula said...

I bet he tag teamed Sandra Locke w/ the Clyde. That broad loopy enough to go with it. Lil cocaine, lil "starring role, just right for you... Could be an Oscar." Next thing ya know, O-tang and Clint doing an Eiffel Tower.

Amartel said...

"A cheating Republican? Since when is this news?"

A fanatic progressive who reads politics into EVERYTHING? Since when is this news?

Christopher Cruz said...

Ew.

T. E. Cuz said...

dems cheat too.... more high profile scandals as well. arent the eastwoods divorced anyways?

Tongue N. Cheek said...

Celebrity or not, I'm surprised he found so many people willing to have sex with a Dirty, Harry old man.

OneEyeCharlie said...

Maybe he has a big, Pale Rider?

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Although his girlfriend said he cantaleavher, that night he just neded an Arm Chair.

Tongue N. Cheek said...

For protection, he must use a Magnum. Force something smaller on, and he might have circulation troubles.

Studio54 said...

Yeah, right wing hypocrite. What happened to the right wing family values? Is he only a repug because they are against gun control?

Julianne Brown said...

Good for him. Get it when and where you can.

astra worthington said...
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Gossip-Monster said...

Nailed it! As did Clint.

astra worthington said...

Oh yay, more political BS. Newsflash: Your "side" is just as corrupt and evil as the supposed opposite "side". None of them give a fuck about any of you.

NomNom83 said...

Meh.

Off-topic: I'll bet Clint could write a helluva memoir. He'll probably take it all to the grave with him, though.

Count Jerkula said...

I thought Clint came out as Anti Gun when he was Mayor of Carmel? I recall people being anti Clint because of it in HS.

Only thing better at culling the herd than guns is abortion.

meme deemed said...

Ewwe yuk. Sex with a Bag of bones.

Renoblondee said...

@JMY That made me laugh!

Sherry said...

Truer words were never spoke Astra.

Its just U said...

Clint could get it any time, anywhere, any way.

Regina Phalange said...

Such bitter comments. Smile, ladies, you'll live longer :)

Vera Christina said...
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Vera Christina said...

He's what? 89? I still would.

crila16 said...

God bless that man if he can still get it up at his age.

john b. said...

Clinton says hi

fancyscreenname said...

ROFL @CHARLIE AND CHEEK

FingerBinger said...

Good for him. Small minded people seem to think that when a man turns 50 he needs Viagra.Clearly this is not the case.

Sherry said...

Now now, didn't say he had sex just that he had another girl attend an event. Could have been quite innocent and here we are giving him more credit than he deserves.

astra worthington said...

Thanks, Sherry. It's just so stupid!

sugarbread maker said...

You guys are having trouble with the curve there.
Better get off his lawn!!
Have a seat in the open chair mmmkay?

Sherry said...

So true Astra. I hate politics though.

B. Profane said...

"This is a .44 Magnum, and it will take your head clean off."

Clint may be a very old man now, but he was a Marine and he will always be Dirty Harry.

Jacq said...

And old man buns.

I bet when he comes, it's like a handful of baby powder to the face

B. Profane said...

Whoops, sorry, because he trained at Fort Ord and was a swimmer, I always think that Clint was a Marine. He was Army.

clearly4you said...

I think he's the only senior citizen I'd consider doing it with.

KSierra said...

GAG. That is all. (How fame-whorey-desperate does some chick have to be to DO HIM?). GAG. No words.