Friday, July 04, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

January 9, 2014

This former A list celebrity is world famous. If you want to talk about name recognition it is A++. It does not mean he is universally liked or admired though. In fact, he has a lot of haters. If they knew more about his personal life they would dislike him even more. How about the girlfriend who he forced to lose 25 pounds even though she was already underweight. He said it didn't look right for him to have a fat girlfriend. Apparently he doesn't see any issues with having a girlfriend who is slowly starving to death to keep him happy. He will never get married again because he says that girlfriends are hungrier and will do what you want because they always think there is a ring coming. Once they get the ring he says, "they aren't worth s**t." One celebrity girlfriend was promised a ring repeatedly and gave up her career for the guy. She had a great career and he refused to let her do anything but be with him. He said it was her job and because he kept saying and promising they would get married she agreed. When he found the woman half her age he dumped her by text and told her that her things were being boxed and shipped to her home and that the locks had already been changed. The guy is a tool who traps these girlfriends into horrible conditions and knows they won't leave him because he takes away anything independent they had.

Lance Armstrong

61 comments:

jack ducky said...

First?

Gossip-Monster said...

Another non surprise!

TalksTooMuch said...

Nobody can trap anyone else unless there are handcuffs involved.

Renoblondee said...

Tihrd.

Gossip-Monster said...

Oh and the celebrity/career woman is Sheryl Crow.

Erik said...

Asshole.

jack ducky said...

Fuck him and his one ball

James said...

'Roids

fancyscreenname said...

you'd be cranky too if u always had a bike rammed up your a$$. chaffed balls and all...

sandybrook said...

Hes not a tool hes a POS.

Alaina Reeder said...

yep totally not surprised...i guess

me said...

Cheaters never prosper. What a dick!

TalksTooMuch said...

Apparently it was Something Fishy who got it! And I said pretty much exactly the same thing back then too. Consistency!

texas rose said...

When first posted someone said he dated Thora Birch also.

Dena said...

Okay, I was gone for 6 hours and we're only up to January 9? Sandyboo was right. Could result in some better reveals tomorrow, though.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Texas I said that and I have no idea where I came up with it.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

I think I meant Tory Birch not Thora?

sugarbread maker said...

I guess she didn't feel bad telling all on him the cycling committees either boo.

Pink Cashmere said...

^5

Henriette said...

Must have been Sheryl Crow he screwed over.

texas rose said...

Trying to send me in the wrong direction again.

Erik said...

@fancy *ball

Jessie said...

Phew, I finally caught up! Happy 4th USA readers.

Happy Friday/Saturday everyone else!

sandybrook said...

I am so proud--i just did a blind reveal off this board to someone that was a shocker to even that person (too bad its a secret!)

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

You talking about me, Sandy?

Steampunk Jazz said...

I would have turned him in! She tried to get out of it and was noncommital when they cornered her. I would have roasted his other ball and speared it with his detached member...but that's me.

Sadie said...

Poor Sheryl Crowe. Why were there all those rumors that he was gay as he seems to have had such a steady stream of women? Was that just Ted Casablanca making up stuff?

Steampunk Jazz said...

Hey Jessie,you missed nothing but fellowship. How was the party?

Froggy England said...

If this is true it's really horrible. I do wonder about people sometimes and they way they behave,,,either in dishing this out or accepting it. If the celebrity was Cheryl crow, then she had a lucky escape, and if all it cost her was her career, then she still came out lucky rather than being with this man.

sandybrook said...

Its a secret!

bellaluna said...

What Steamy said.

bellaluna said...

I, for one, have always been aware he was an asshole.

Tigercat said...

What @jackducky said, comment #2.

fancyscreenname said...

oh FFS Erik.

i forgot about the fallen soldier.

ROFL

Tigercat said...

@Froggy Have heard through personal connections that Sheryl be rather crazy. Still, she don't deserve Lance's BS.

Luckily, he did the asshole Schlick on his own and it will forever besmirch his athletic / chemical deeds.

WritergirlinLa said...

He's always been an ass. Always. No one in Austin likes him.

Mark Kaepplein said...

We should be surprised that a man who rides a bicycle for a living behaves like a spoiled child? Lying to the world about his cheating was just the tip of the iceberg.

Snootches said...

Fuzzy ones? I'd totally give a crap is fuzzy cuffs were involved!

PotPourri said...

Uniball Cheater! Sheryl was beautiful and happy and you messed it up for her!

Runswithscissors said...

What an asshole! It could ask have been the designer he dated after Sheryl according to this blind he feels them so in and treats them like crap, each and everyone if them.
What a SOB.

auntliddy said...

Ass balloon.

auntliddy said...

Plus i dont get this guy's appeal he isnt good looking or pleasant, and he rides a bike for a living!!!!!!! Not reaaly such a catch.

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Prick

Bunni said...

I don't understand how a man can leave his wife & 2 kids, after they stood by him through Testicular cancer, to get with Sheryl Crow. Everyone forgets that. He's a gem.

Aoife said...

What a prince.

Unknown said...

Who would want to be with a balless cheat, who besmirched the Tour De France and stole all those wins from superior athletes? I mean I hope a woman wouldn't be with a man she knew was a cheat. Who is he with now, and how can they show their face even in Texas?

debsx said...

He is a sociopath...no empathy for anything he's done...only feels bad about being caught. He is a total POS.

wahoowifey said...

@debsx I have heard the "sociopath" thing about him before and I can't remember where but yeah after reading "The Sociopath Nextdoor"...he definitely fits the criteria.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Small twig and one berry.

No need to say much more; except for he's not even hot.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Jizz beatzzx

Where do u find these no names?

I like ya Enty. But these ppl seem to be no-names. Thanks anyway.

Sprink said...

"Stole...wins from superior athletes?" Erm, it wasnt quite like that.

There's a reason the titles Armstrong was stripped of weren't subsequently awarded to anyone else.

Also, the Livestrong Foundation continues to do very good things for cancer patients.

And Sheryl Crow is an attractive, talented, successful grown ass woman.

So that's all I got.

Hegg said...

Man, he has a lot more issues than I thought. He needs his girlfriend to be so despaired?

Nipple said...

How dare he do that to Sheryl Crow!

Tina Mallette said...

Pretty clear he was a Type A A hole before there were even hints of scandal. All the stuff coming out from the scandal just show how psychopathic this guy is.

Yeah Armstrong was a cheat in a sport of cheats but he took it to a whole 'notha level, he even made money off his cheating. His parents must be so proud if they are still alive.

Tina Mallette said...

Cancer he most likely got from his taking illegal substances in order to be the "best" at all costs.

My favourite dick move of Armstrong was actually suing people for libel and slander. I would say the guy had balls but do they remove those when you got testicular cancer?

AIP said...

There is no possible way for me to detest they scumbag any more than I do.

Emma O'Reilly has largely forgiven him, which makes her a far nicer person than I could ever be. Now whether it's truly or just to get a foreword to her book, I'm not sure. I hope it's the latter, he deserves every minor humiliation heaped on him.

Kat has left the building said...

All I can say is that livestrong.com is the first website I go to when I have a question and I'm grateful for it.

Amelia Merritt said...

*ball. Singular.

Suzzique said...

wonder who sourced this....hmmmm lance and ryan r should date

el80ne said...

As much of a control freak the guy is, the way he treated his love interests should surprise no one.

The irony is that even if livestrong is the only good thing to have come out of his career, it's still something that he did reluctantly, as he was known to despise having to do all the charity and philanthropic stuff. I'm sure it was a great tax write off though.

AIP said...

Meh, the Livestrong websites were ok, but most of it was just cadged off other, albeit reputable, sites. If I have a medical question the Mayo Clinic is the best. It has traightforward explanations and good advice.