Saturday, July 26, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

February 26, 2014-Answer In Random Photos

He went to two parties last night gathering phone numbers and trying to get someone to go home with him. Everyone kept asking him about his girlfriend. Said they split. End of the night he was texting her and making plans to meet after he struck out with every other woman.

Joe Jonas

15 comments:

sugarbread maker said...

Lotta. Gotta get it.

texas rose said...

I thought he was supposed to be getting guys numbers??

All Lace no Leather said...

He's ruining the sanctity of purity rings everywhere!

Count Jerkula said...

Fame aint the same when yer lame.

QueenAnne Guido said...

Is he the one who looks like mr. Bean?

Seven of Eleven said...

Fun fact: he was a "Voice" meets "Dating Game" type show called The Choice a couple of weeks before Sox Kardashian.

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

Yeah?!! Like who wants to bone that!

Tricia S said...

In addition to all you spit (rap) too..??
Ure a renaissance man:)))

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

"How uuuu doin Miss? Uuhhh, by any chance r u packin a penis in that skirt?"

Emily May said...

Ha ha ha brilliant

MinPinGirl said...

He does look like a young Mr. Bean. What a future he has in the movies!

Jerry Seinfeld said...

Mr. Bean.
Hahahahahaha!!!!!

lc said...

Hey QueenAnne Guido, was in your ' hood yesterday...I live on the "other" hill in Seattle.. First!

Anna Katherine Nonymous said...

Not surprised, scumbag

Brian said...

C'mon, there is no shortage of women out there who are willing to fuck anybody remotely famous. I have a hard time believing that Joe Jonas couldn't get laid.