Tuesday, August 26, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

April 20, 2014

This foreign born B list mostly movie actor with the funny first name, who is an Academy Award winner/nominee was sporting a huge black eye this weekend that he said was because of an incident involving a woman and a bedpost.

Chiwetel Ejiofer

22 comments:

jack ducky said...

Sounds like a fun night

Sincerely,Your Friend said...
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Freya said...

Did the woman have a dick?
Hey, it's Hollywood. You never know.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Go Terese! Poor chiwetel,
When I was like 17 I was so drunk at a show at the Che Cafe that I had to head to my friend's UCSD dorm. As I drunkenly struggled to take my shoes off, I actually fell face first onto a bed post and got the worst shiner in my life. Pretty much no one believed my story, but I got the biggest tips of my life that week, lemme tell ya...
True story.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

@Freya. Maybe "bedpost" is Hollywood speak for "penis".

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Lol @ LadyH. I luv drunken stories of yore.
Ya, I got a black eye from a fight I had with a wave and the top of my surfboard. My BF got a lotta if side eye. And I felt people didn't believe me either.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

"Tip" of my surfboard

Lady Heisenberg said...

@Freya & @SYF:
As our friend Sigmund suggested, sometimes a bed post is just a 3 foot long double dildo...

@SYF: Ouch!!! Must have been so uncomfortable for the bf! Glad you're ok!!!

Brea Lowe said...

;)

All Lace no Leather said...

Have I missed gay blinds about Chiwetel? I don't get gay vibes from him at all, but my gaydar could be broken.

rolotomassi said...

she/he was tryin on his "kinky boots"

Jessica Larson said...

Unfortunetly it was probably just tripping while still half asleep & tangled in blankets. I've gotten the worse bruises that way.

Jonathan Andrew Sheen said...

Wait, way, "Chiwetel" is funny but "Ejiofer" ISN'T?????

jack ducky said...

Heeey, brea :)

auntliddy said...

Hot!

FrenchGirl said...

Chiwetel ejioFOR !(not Ejiofer)

FrenchGirl said...


http://stargist.com/2014/04/11/chiwetel-eji0for-oc-ukeje-donald-duke-others-at-the-half-of-a-yellow-sun-cocktail-event-photos/ 04/11/2014 no black eyes

Yoj said...

ENTY! Stop calling non Anglo-Saxon or Celtic names "funny" or "strange". His name is Chiwetelu Umeadi Ejiofor because his parents are Nigerian-born.
This is his stunning girlfriend, who looks like Nicole Kidman circa 1998.

ericaomega said...

Oh my, I would have loved to have been a part of that escapade. He's such a great actor!

Freya said...

She resembles Jessica Chastain.

rocky boy said...

Is Chiwetel as funny as Schwarzenegger?

Bee Haven said...

Bed knobs and broomsticks. Not just for the kids.