Today's Blind Items - Casting Couch King
This actor is foreign born. A- list probably. It is not that he is doing all that much right now or that any of his recent efforts have been that successful, but he is prolific. Our actor is also just as well known for things he does in entertainment outside of acting. He had one massive hit that left him filthy rich. He has followed that initial success with a variety of projects as producer and actor that have, for the most part failed.
He is always trying though. One of the things he loves doing is writing a new script for a pilot and then sending out a very wide nest for castings. Not through a traditional casting process. For scripts he thinks have a chance at succeeding, he does go through proper routes. For those iffy scripts though he has an assistant set up casting calls. All of these scripts call for nudity and sex scenes. He is definitely looking for a certain someone for these sessions. He then schedules the auditions several hours apart and makes it very clear to the actresses reading for the non-existent part that they will have to have sex with him if they have any hopes of landing the part. He usually waits to do this while they are running through the sex scene together. He has a bedroom attached to his office and he will keep repeating the process throughout the day until he has sex with sometimes four or five women a day. This is something he likes to do every month or so.
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Steven Merchant
Or Ricky Gervais God forbid
zach braff?
mel gibson
Hugh Laurie possibly too
Produced The Passion of the Christ
n/m missed the foreign born
born in America
Sting acted and sang, doesn't do much acting anymore
Jackie Chan?
hmmm. still sticking with him..He is always described that way here and has done a lot of "prolific" work
JAMES FRANCO
Kenneth Branaugh
This screams Antonio Banderas to me
Arnold Schwarzenegger comes to mind. but prob not him.
The Hoff!!!
j/k. He's not foreign born, but I could so him doing this.
I could so see him doing this.
Don't drink and type kids.
+1 to Ricky Gervais although I love him. But makes sense with The Office being his big hit.....
I will never believe Mel could have sex several times a day. He looks to hungover all the time
hmmm. Sticking with him even if it says foreign born. Why not use up three more posts of random names tho
I'm pretty sure this is someone who is, at least now, focused on TV, given the use of the word "pilot."
Isn't Chandler Bing Canadian?
This is major sleazoid behavior. If Michael Bay or Brett Ratner are foreign born I will go with them
Never mind, it said actor
Mel Gibson had ONE massive hit? mad mex franchise, leather weapon franchise, brave heart, Christ movie, signs - Wrong-O Derek as usual.
Don't think it's Ricky - Extras and Derek were both hits as well.
I guess them correctly often and he didnt PRODUCE THOSE MOVIES
ASSHOLE
I agree with the Ricky Gervais/ Stephen Merchant guess... Mel Gibson doesn't need to make that much effort to have woman sleeping with him.
Hugh Laurie.
Wildcard: Sam Neill.
I'd be really surprised if Hugh Laurie can still get it up. He has a really bad alcohol problem. He has form for screwing female cast and crew on his projects though.
This totally sounds like something Gervais would do.
Sacha Baron Cohen?
Doubt this is Mel Gibson, seeing as how they called his massive success "initial.". Also, "pilot" says to me that this guy is primarily television.
I like your thinking, it makes sense.
Hi Ugly Derek. It doesn't say he one hit was PRODUCING so learn how to read you sad, lonely little man
Definitely Zac Braff--there was a blind about him doing this for his Kickstarter movie....that every woman that had a small role in the film had slept with him and that it was part of the casting process...
oops, just notice the foreign-born part of the blind. Guess its not Zac even though he has this reputation as well.
"Our actor is also just as well known for things he does in entertainment outside of acting. He had one massive hit that left him filthy rich."
PRODUCING would make him FILTHY RICH. He gets most of the money on such a success FOREVER.
and UGLY? I can promise you I am the definition of conventionally good looking..hope that kills you inside...
Isn't Stephen merchant gay?
You're still reading it wrong you ugly dope.
kys derek
Louie C.K. was born in Mexico
This was my first thought too.
I thinks this is Kiefer Sutherland.
Foreign born. 24 was a massive hit and he was actor and producer.
Know for his behaviour more than his acting. And he seems like a douche.
The blind doesn't sound like a writer/producer. Where are you all getting Ricky Gervias from?? I'd say he's had more than one massive hit - Office/Extras/Night at the museum. Plus he's no lothatio.
BTW I know someone who's slept with Merchant. A she. Way too attractive for him but that is the way with comedians. Plus he isn't ..ehem.. packing.
^That
Hmmm, Simon Pegg?
Sounds like Russell Crowe.
Huge success: Gladiator
Extra Curricular things: producing some of his own flicks since 2002 at least. Playing in his own band and owning the South Sydney Rabbitohs for a while.
I remember reading another blind about a casting couch movie and the general consensus was that it was Crowe and his film The Water Diviner.
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