Tuesday, July 04, 2017

Blind Items Revealed #5

January 9, 2017

Golden Globes

A few weeks ago I ran into the daughter of this permanent A+ lister. We talked about what was going on in her world and then I asked her for any old Golden Globe or Academy Award stories her father had told her that I could use. She had a few, but she said the one he talked about the most was one particular year. She says it was special to him because he was nominated. It had been a few years since the last time and even longer since the time before that. She said he didn’t even remember the first two times because he was so wasted.

Anyway, he said that one year was the perfect blend of old Hollywood and young Hollywood with a “bunch of pricks in the middle.” There were two Academy Award winners yelling at each other. Both are permanent A listers. One is till alive. The deceased one will be permanent A+ list into eternity. They hated each other and would literally shout two tables away about how the other was an awful human being. You had this first time nominee who was probably more famous for a very long running network tv show that came after, doing lines of coke with the nominated offspring of a Hollywood legend. The offspring has often been the subject of where did she go rumors. In the middle were the pricks. All A lsiters. All thinking they are the biggest of big shots. The prime of their career permanent A listers. One was the celebrity offspring of an A lister. He was fondling women while his wife was there and making plans to f**k another woman the next day. He just acted like his d**k was bigger than everyone. He tried to hit on this winner from that night who had just won an award but her monster breakout classic film of all time was still a few months away from being released. When she turned him down, he called her a b**ch. They spoke one time after. Ever. And that was about a year later. She hates him to this day. Also with his d**k hanging out was another permanent A+ lister also at his prime. The thing is, they both were upstaged by this older than them, but so much more cool permanent A+ lister who didn’t need to take his d**k out for everyone to know he was still the best. Apparently there were some cranky actors who were nominated and thought this was the Oscars instead of a place to get drunk and find women to have sex with while seeing old friends. It was not what it is today.

Robin Williams/Laura San Giacomo/Bridget Fonda/Michael Douglas/Julia Roberts/Jack Nicholson

 

37 comments:

omaxem said...

It would have been nice to know who the screaming Oscar winners where.

sandybrook said...

Robin Williams daughter talks about him in that way-- a guy sitting with his dick hanging out?😥

longtimereader said...

Wow. Now THAT'S a reveal, well played enty.

snitty said...

Okay...I need someone to give me a precise recap of which actors are which players lol...

Barbara RiceHand said...

Didn't make much sense to me. Not sure how the woman reveals fit in to this.

Mop top said...

No, her father was a big star and told her this story about one year at the Oscars. Robin Williams was one of the people in the story he told his daughter.

Nadine said...

Bridget Fonda was one of the 2 women doing coke. People wonder whatever happened to her.

sandybrook said...

Robin Williams and Douglas have their dicks out. Douglas is insulting Julia Roberts. Jack Nicholsen is the coolest guy around. and Laura SanGiacomo was the first time nominee doing lines of coke with Bridget Fonda

Nadine said...

3 actors had their dicks out. Robin w is not one of them. #1 is m douglas #3 jack Nicholson #2 not revealed.

omaxem said...

Narrator - Robin Williams

Yelly Oscar winners - Unknown :(

1st time nominee - Laura San Giacomo - Doing coke with...
Nominated offspring of a Hollywood legend - Bridget Fonda

Pricks:
Celebrity offspring of an A lister - Michael Douglas, turned down by...
Winner from that night - Julia Roberts - before pretty woman ( monster breakout classic film? Seems a bit much )
Other prick, w/ dick hanging out - Unknown

So much more cool permanent A+ lister - Jack Nicholson

Ontoward said...

So poorly written that it's too tedious to try to figure out the players and the movies they were in at the time this took place, even with the reveal.

GingerGirl said...

So Michael Douglas is the one Julia hates if I'm reading that right? I agree I think we are missing the best part about who the screaming A listers were. What did I miss about Bridget Fonda?

sd auntie said...

Thanks o.

Low IQ Krazy Kellyanne said...

still alive A-list Oscar winner - not revealed
deceased Oscar winner - Robin Williams
first time nominee - Laura San Giacomo
celebrity offspring - Bridget Fonda
prick celebrity offspring - Michael Douglas
winner from that night - Julia Roberts
d*ck hanging out A lister - not revealed, and I don't think my boss was there
cool A+ lister - Jack Nicholson

the nonreveals don't make much sense. Year is 1990

meagain said...

This reveal/blind item reminds me of when I first started reading this site. Not as well written...perhaps Enty has had to switch to turkey bacon, which could be throwing off his game. Still, fun reveal and thanks to everyone who made it easier for me to attach the names to the reveal.

snitty said...

Thanks to all who tried to decipher this mess!

Low IQ Krazy Kellyanne said...

Narrator/father isn't Robin Williams, unless Enty's history is messed up. 1990 wasn't a few years since his most recent nom, which was 1988, and he only had cameos in 1989 releases. Plus Williams only has one daughter, and Enty doesn't usually out his sources (at least when he's sober).

shakey said...

Al Pacino could either be the Unrevealed, or the coolest one, depending how you view Nicholson.

Barbara RiceHand said...

Not sure why you got thumbs down. I like the way you wrote it out better then enty.

Marlin said...

Kevin Costner HAS to be one of the P@@cks w his D@ck hanging out. This is around the time N Cage was pretty big too. Maybe the daughter who told enty stories is Sofia Coppola. And the two screamers who hated each other could be women.

Marlin said...

Nobody does cool better than Jack N.

Allison said...

I can't absorb this reveal. Just tell me Robin Williams wasn't an asshole and I will be happy.

Allison said...

The easiest way to figure out the pricks is to find out which ones drive a BMW.

Biz said...

Brando for perm deceased A+ lister. Charlottes Heston for perm, still alive A lister. They both marched with King, but later Heston became a Republican - perhaps source of their yelling at each other?

This would be 62nd Academy Awards? Julia was nominated but didn't win. Robin was up for Dead Poet's Society.

Cindy Who? said...

47th Golden Globe Awards. This is a good reveal!

sandybrook said...

Because I think Robin is one of the guys with their dick out and the ones giving me thumbs down don't think it's him it's somebody Enty didn't name, although Robin fits. Kirk Douglas would fit as well if he still was 100% healthy at that time. Too lazy to look and see when he had the massive stroke.

Biz said...

Going to guess Mel Gibson or Arnold S. as one of the prick pack, along with Michael Douglas.

Laura San Giacomo could've been there for Sex, Lies & Videotape, but not nominated.

Bridget wasn't nominated that year, so I'm not sure how she fits. Jane was a presenter that year. Anjelica H was there and nominated, but she'd previously won for Prizzi's Honor.

Jack as the cool cat.

Hot Cola said...

Juicy Blind!
Me liking it a lot :-)

Dtown30 said...

This is truth. I had the good fortune of stumbling into quite a few scenarios in the mid-90s, in which I got to hang out with Jack Nicholson. He's nearly 4 decades older than I, but... yeah. I understand the appeal & his reputation is well-earned. He was arrogant but charming as hell. Coolest guy in the room, every time.

Biz said...

Heston has passed. So maybe Oliver Stone? Woody Allen?

andi said...

Sounds like I wanna meet with Robin's daughter, Zelda.

andi said...

Enty revealed all the names in order. Write it out if you need help connecting the dots.

Anonymous said...

The first time through, I counted eight. The second time through, I counted nine. At this point, I do not trust my own judgement (with numbers). How many people are we talking about? Excluding the daughter telling the story.(defeated sigh)

Biz said...

There are nine actors in the blind.

Robin is the storyteller.

2 permanent A listers yelling at each other:
Brando for deceased permanent A+
Not sure who the remaining one is.

Actress, now better known for TV show:
Laura SG

Offspring:
Bridget Fonda (although I've not found any evidence of this)

Pricks:
Michael Douglas
"Plus another A+ lister in his prime":
My guesses are Mel Gibson, Arnold Schwarzenegger, maybe Jeff Goldblum???
Warren Beatty was there but he and Jack and Brando were known to be tight, plus he was allegedly a smooth operator.

Cool permanent A+ lister, per reveal, is Jack N.

That's how I read it. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Biz said...

Zelda, daughter of Robin, for 9th.

Mark said...

I have to wonder who would have hated Robin Williams that much, though. What if, the reference to him is as Zelda's father (the source, maybe she wants to be outed to send a message that she knows some dirt her father had held onto), and the "into eternity" permanent A+ is Sinatra ( won for From Here to Eternity).

Mark said...

I think it is Robin, though. 2 years could be considered "a few," it was more (3 more) since his nom before that (85), and the "first two" he didn't remember were when he was in Mork and Mindy.