Friday, July 07, 2017

Blind Items Revealed #5

July 5, 2017

This former really bad B+ list actress/celebrity offspring turned reality star who is still terrible at acting has decided she is going to have lyme disease and try and get a reality show about it. Yeah, she doesn’t have it, but is desperate for ideas.

Tori Spelling

9 comments:

Clara Bow said...

Lyme disease is sooooo early 2000's, use autoimmune disease instead.

Isn't Candy paying her now for every child she has? I would expect her to just keep popping out kids. I lived next door to a family that had this sort of arrangement with the wife's dad. He was the head football couch at one of the Big 10 universities. He wanted lots of grandkids, and paid them. They had 10 kids, but the biggest fanciest house in the neighborhood.

Lee Hart said...

I never thought I would be nostalgic for Tori & Dean's version of reality TV, but it sure beats The Kardashian's!

Allison said...

Why doesn't she just claim to have that Super Gonorrhea that's going around. She could blather on about her diseased twat for ratings. Maybe even leak a sex tape to give it some cred.

meagain said...

Oh don't put that out there. A Tori sex tape is not what the world needs.

Paige said...

What do we have to do to make her go away????

Same Houston said...

Why? She already has lemon disease.

Anjelicka said...

Put the Kardashian Clan and Tory and her brood on a island somewhere problem solved

omaxem said...

Yup. And just TELL them there are cameras, but don't actually install any.

Jennerationb said...

Omaxem-😂 Just picturing that whole scenario!!