Monday, May 14, 2018

Today's Blind Items - She Wants To Be Called Madam

She has done multiple cable reality shows and she has done porn. She knows she won't get anything other than a few one season type reality shows, and her yachting days will come to an eventual end. So, what does she want to do? She wants to be a madam. She has dabbled in it in the past with some success and one very big public failure which was previously documented here. Because of friends she has made, she has more connections with Eastern Europeans. This week, she has managed to assemble a group of about a dozen who will be fanning out for the next few weeks all over the southern coast of France. She has been remarkably efficient at this, I think because she actually has experience doing this. All of her past entrepreneurial endeavors have been doomed to fail because she didn't know what she was doing and has to rely too much on outside help. She knows this business model. It would not shock me to see her really succeed at this and make a ton of money. I do think her ego will eventually lead to her downfall, but for now, she really does have a good thing going. 

42 comments:

Lucy said...

Farrah Abrams?

MontanaMarriott said...

Can you get any more vague? Brittany Gastineau?

Muckduck said...

Farrah from Teen Mom

sandybrook said...

Kendra Wilkerson?Supposedly she already works in the Las Vegas brothel according to Enterns here.

Tricia13 said...

Stassi Schroeder?

rinaisrad said...

I'll say +1 to the vagueness of this blind

Star and Flurry said...

I think this describes Lindsay Lohan and she will be good at it and her ego will get in the way of her success eventually. Always does.

Lurky McLurkster said...

Helen Mirren

Tricia13 said...

Or Joanna krupa?
Not sure she did porn... stassi did a sex take though

Brayson87 said...

I'm leaning towards Farrah, she has tried more than a few businesses.

https://www.intouchweekly.com/posts/farrah-abraham-business-153957

lynn said...

Farrah

sandybrook said...

LURKY!!!!!!!😣😣😣😣😣

nonyabusiness said...

Nothing good about being a ho, but whatever pays the bills I guess.

Brayson87 said...

She'll specialize in cash only ATM.

Cary Gaul said...

Bacdkdoor Farrah was my first tho(ugh)t

GrgryPckry said...

Yolanda Foster Hadid

J said...

I don't know. I still think the conglomerate she's put together -- frozen yogurt and lifelike butt molds -- is pretty much can't miss.

Jen S said...

Naomi Campbell? Probably not, but that's all I got.

Brayson87 said...

@J, holy sh!t, frozen yogurt served in butt molds, that is genius lol

jenn said...

Paris Hilton ?

pwal said...

Tila Tequila.

J said...

Brayson, her best seller is peanut cluster rocky road. Most realistic.

mike m said...

Hildabeast Clinton, not your Madam President

gauloise said...

Tila Tequila, she's 36, so doesnt have many more years left for just trading her own body

FeistyPanda said...

Totally Farrah. She has tried multiple endeavors and failed. She was on 16 & Pregnant, Teen Mom and Rehab, I believe. She did porn and sold moulds of herself as sex toys. She yachts.

Plus, according to her IG, she is allegedly in Cannes right now, which fits the "all over the coast of France" for the next few weeks.

Sd Auntie said...

Farrah can yatch all she wants. Leave Sophia at home. Hope her stable looks better than her

Kno Won Uno said...

If she needs an office/records manager, give her my email address.
Discretion is my first, middle, and surname. D3 if your nasty.

Kno Won Uno said...

*YOU’RE
fml

Poppymann said...

Farah...hot dog/hallway.

Urban Rosebud said...

I thought Lindsay too but what reality show(s)?

Humor Me said...

Nicole Scherzinger (spelling?)

Itttt said...

Having read nothing more than the BI title, my answer is Bruce "Call me Caitlyn" Jenner

Genee216 said...

What is a madam?

Rafael said...

Melania Trump

Wendy said...

This has Farrah written all over it. Teen Mom, Marriage Boot Camp, Couples Therapy, Celebrity Big brother UK, etc. etc.....

she always claims her businesses are doing well but they probably aren't, and this sounds like something she would do, and dare I say, would be good at. She needs to be the boss and be able to be a bitch, and she can do that as a madam

Jennacheryl said...

I was thinking Blac Chyna.

Aoife said...

Nicole Scherzinger (sp) or Lindsay Lohan.

Hugo Pedersen said...

Has Lindsay Lohan done porn? I would actually watch it if it was a decade old. That ho was gorgeous in her day.

Cocobean said...

Yeah, Farrah is in Cannes right now. Also, her ego...

Epileptic Spudmonkey said...

sandybrooks mom

schweetyfleety said...

Lol!

KittensRUs said...

Joanna Krupa is engaged and marrying well. She doesn't need to do anything like that.

Farrah has never seemed stupid to me. Egotistical yes but I can see her succeeding with something like this. Lindsey I think is too much of an addict to be successful at anything

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