Friday, May 18, 2018

Blind Items Revealed #4

May 10, 2018

This permanent A+ list singer is on two dating apps but uses the picture of one of her assistants. Apparently, a first date is an invitation to the singer's home where the surprised men are subjected to a good hour of questions from the singer and a NDA to sign.

Madonna

38 comments:

sandybrook said...

If they stick around after seeing this 60 yr old woman they thought was a 20 something hottie.

Brayson87 said...

I hope they ask for her STI test in exchange. I don't think Bath and Body Works makes a hand sanitizer bottle big enough for that meeting.

Bumtitty said...

Like a weird version of 'To Catch a Predator', where the host is the Predator.

Unknown said...

Exactly... specifically the Predator from Predator vs. Alien.

Now! said...

I’ve noticed that we haven’t heard much about Madonna’s love life recently. No parading of 23 year old half-nude hunks.

Rosie riveter said...

Holyshit, it would be a terrible disappointment to have the door open to her. Yuck

longtimereader said...

Bitch just pay for a trick if you are that desperate.

cheesegrater15 said...

Lol, this is beyond pathetic, even for Madge.

filmfanb said...

Bet she is on Grindr too....just for lolz.

Newbomb said...

If it was Like a Prayer Madonna I'd be all over it.

cheesegrater15 said...

Imagine thinking you're hooking up with Judy Landers, but you end up with Madame. *shudder*


Google it, kids.

Miss Gloss said...

I have a hard time buying this one

Mhdz said...

Eww.

Chase said...

Let me wrap my veiny shredded arms around you, Sonny!
I just got grossed out writing that.
She is skeevy as hell.

Kimberley said...

Eewww @Chase lol!

Sara, Making It Work said...

*snort*

Sara, Making It Work said...

+1

DDonna Tarttty said...

"Open the door, for your......Mystery Date!"

>Opens Door<

"Aiiieeeeeeee!!!!!"

Bumtitty said...

Like A Virgin indeed.

Borderline.

Not Very Beautiful Stranger...

Etc.

kelli grrrl said...

@Bumtitty -- hahaha!!!!

Bumtitty said...

If she revealed herself in that nasty aerobics gear from the Hung Up video I would probably be physically ill there and then.

schweetyfleety said...

No way, man. The fellas find her grill totally hot😎

B626 said...

I remember in her Truth or Dare movie Antonio Banderas wasn’t impressed with her

CJ said...

If Madonna or any celebrity is really serious about finding a new boyfriend, she'd be better off going to a fee-for-service matchmaker who'll screen out all the men who aren't her type.

Unknown said...

Id fuck.....

....dont @ me

Itttt said...

UGH, who wants this dried up, disease ridden old hag???

Saw her a few years ago at a Grammies after party just sitting fiddling on her phone, ignored by everyone. Looked like the washed up, used and abused, irrelevant old broad she is.

AppleThief4Elliot said...

Apparently, there needs to be a Raya for the people too big for Raya.
M, if you're reading this... hmu.

Someone Else said...

Huh? My first thought was... Fuck it! At least I could say I fucked Madonna, but then my second thought was.... who would I tell without them giving me shit.

Fifi LaRue said...

Is Madonna on Our Time, Zoosk, or Match?
Or, is that high-end Kelleher?

Sharon Mitchell said...

OK, why is late 50s Madonna desperate when 70s Helen Mirren still has much younger guys fantasizing about her? For that matter, when Eileen Atkins was pushing 70, Colin Farrell spent several hours (unsuccessfully) hitting on her.

Someone Else said...

@Violet, Good for you! I agree. The age isn't so much the matter as it is Madonna and
a. how haggard she is looking by....
b. how hard she tries to look and act like she is still in her 20's.
We have all seen that one woman who doesn't age gracefully because they don't dress their age and cringed. That's Madonna.
Helen Mirren and so many more are sexy because they are being beautiful and mature women. I don't know how old Susan Sarandon is, but I would brag to the world if I hooked up with her any day.

Mr Selfdestruct UK said...

I'd nope right out of that! Besides I think the sex would kill her ha ha

Count Jerkula said...

I'd let the old bag blow me, if she took her dentures out, but if i had to see her naked, i'd just leave.

Sharon Mitchell said...

@Someone else--I know a musician in his 40s who would gladly make some memories with Sarandon, Mirren, or Atkinson, but he would rather chew granite than be in the same room as Madge, let alone hook up with her.

Southern Man said...

I could stick my winkie in a petri dish, or madge i guess... what's the diff?

KaiserWilhelm'sGhost said...

A record producer friend who had some big hits in the early 80s told me that back when she was still starting out, she'd fuck anything that moved. And to say that you "fucked Madonna" even by the second album, was not considered any kind of badge of honor because she'd basically fuck anything she could to get what she could use to her advantage.

He told me she offered to fuck him once and he turned her down. He said he knew a lot of record people who actually turned her down because she was so well known for fucking anything that walked or crawled that most people were loathe to touch her when she hit on them because she was considered a walking STD.

That was her in her 20s. I can only imagine her cooch resembles a festering bag of sour cottage cheese.

Sharon Mitchell said...

The petri dish would be tighter.

Urban Rosebud said...

Madonna has moooooonnnnnnneeeeeeeeyyyyyyy. She could finance the whole medical industry to manufacture her a brand new 14 year old vagina if she wanted. WTF.

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