Today's Blind Items - Classic Hollywood

So you have this A list singer and B list actor who for some reason had this very strong attraction to a waitress. They had a thing, but how he could even remember her, I have no clue. Anyway, it turns out the waitress ended up getting married to a cop. Our singer/actor ran into the waitress shortly after her marriage and wanted to be with her for a night. She told him she was married now and also told her husband the cop. The cop and the singer get into a big argument and the singer tells the cop he is going to get it. Two weeks later the cop is dead and our singer/actor goes back to the waitress the next day and says he wants to see her that night.

Random Photos Part One - With Several Reader Photos

So, today, and for the rest of the week I have several reader photos for each day. If you want to have your photo in the big reader photo spectacular on the 4th, then make sure you e-mail me your reader photo by Thursday.


Why not start out with some Sean Connery. You really just can't say anything bad about the career of the man.

When you see a photo of Brendan Fraser these days it really is like your own front row seat to a mid-life crisis. I think he is going to be the James Woods of this generation.
Barack Obama made an appearance at the Pride Parade in New York. His face seems oddly enlarged.
You don't know this is do you? The man on the right is Benny Andersson. Still don't know who it is? I'm disappointed. ABBA. Executive Producer of Mamma Mia.
With anyone else, you would think the smirk would probably be interpreted as they think they are better than us. With Andy Samberg and Seth Myers I think it has to do more with one of them probably just farting.
The lovely, and I mean lovely Alexis Bledel. I can assure you that unlike Ben Affleck there has never been and never will be a blind item about Alexis.
If this was the only photo I had seen of Charlize Theron in a month I would say she's pregnant. Of course it could just be the fact she is standing next to the very pregnant Camilla Alves who is going into the 14 month of her pregnancy and her baby daddy Matthew McConaughey.

Chris Rock - San Juan
Well one can't say that Colin Firth's wife Livia doesn't have a sense of humor. At least I hope that is what she was intending.
Don't make me go through all of it again. This time it is Bjorn Ulvaeus. We really need to talk about your suit though Bjorn. I'm thinking Dancing Queen and the whole Mamma Mia thing have made a few bucks so maybe take more than $10 and spend it on a suit. You know I love you and so don't want people to laugh at you.
Bat For Lashes - Manchester

Eva Mendes has made this Monday a much better day.

Dita von Teese looks great. I notice that when I haven't seen her in a few months and then she is out again, she is always a breath of fresh air. She is just so unique.
The one and only Dominique Swain.
Do you feel like you are watching the start of Iron Chef? "Who do you want to shave against? Today's ingredient is papaya juice. Who will use it to shave the smoothest?"
Yes, D.B. you were in Eight Men Out. We got it. We also see that the uniform doesn't come close to fitting. Of course compared to the Grey Goose straight out of a bottle drinking, linen suit destroying Jeremy Piven you look like a million bucks.
Liv Tyler and her half sister Chelsea.

"For those of you who guessed that I actually died four years ago, you are correct."
The damn I'm a good looking couple photo of the day goes to Luke Goss and Anna Walton. You can claim your prize by looking in the mirror.
Who the else brings you Jeffrey Tambor? Larry Sanders show on DVD. Memorize them and your life will make sense. Not really, but I wish it were true since I have them memorized.
Josh Kelley - Chicago
I know, I know, and this was just the semi-final. After yesterday Princess Letiza probably had an orgasm. It's like a Christmas miracle in June. She's alive. She's alive. Thanks vicy.

I think this is the first time for Peter Berg in the photos.
Pierce Brosnan and his very lovely wife.
Olivier Martinez. So do all of you see in him what Kylie does? At this point she is practically stalking him so what is it about him that makes her do it? He kind of looks like a French David Spade to me.
I really thought about putting Meryl Streep at the top, but I think she has been there before. Plus, she made that film with Roseanne Barr so there needs to be some type of consequence for that behavior.
Our lovely reader is the one on the left.

Our lovely reader and breast cancer survivor.
This reader has been around almost from the beginning.
Unlike say, Jessica Seinfeld, Rosie actually did all these crafts with her kids and other kids and the kids from down the street. The woman loves crafts.
Radiohead - Manchester
S-C-I-E ...you get the point.

Vanity Fair has their annual, take the young people out and show the world who is going to be shoved in their faces for the next few years issue. Their main criteria seems to be that someone is young and has a film or hit television show already out or about to come out. In this photo, from L to R, Amanda Seyfried, Emma Roberts, Blake Lively, and Kristen Stewart. I do encourage you to go to their site and look at the interviews. It is pretty easy to spot who the obnoxious, spoiled ones (Olivia Thirlby) and the "hey, she's down to earth" people are.
Kind of makes the two lumps I did with my bucket as a kid seem pretty insignificant. Well actually much of my life is pretty insignificant so why should a sand castle be any different.
I don't know how Selma Blair ended up at the bottom. Sorry Selma.

Daily Mirror Blind Item

Which famous festival-goer couldn't believe his luck when a fan surprised him with a big bag of Colombian marching powder? No wonder the quirky star scurried off to his Winnebago so fast...

It's About This Big

So, there certainly seems to be something funny going on here. On the one hand you have Verne Troyer suing TMZ for $20M saying that his reputation was damaged, and on the other hand you have his current, still live-in girlfriend on radio and television morning shows talking all about the sex tape and Mini-Me's Mini-Me. In an interview with a Tampa morning show Ranae Shrider said it was proportionate for a man 2 foot 8. Well what does that mean exactly? So, it is about half size? Are we comparing it to someone who is average or some well below the average like me?

Anyway, she says the sex tape was stolen from their apartment. Nothing else was stolen except the tape which was marked Sex-Tape, Please Steal Me.

I think the only reason Verne Troyer sued anyone is that he was pissed that his sex tape was only worth $100,000. By the time you get done with taxes, agents and Ranae, there isn't going to be much of that left. So, instead he sues TMZ for more money then he has earned or will earn in his life, and seems to forget that his reputation isn't that stellar anyway.

My guess is that if someone raises that $100,000 to about $250,000 that all of a sudden the stolen tape will be promoted non-stop by Verne and the lawsuits will just magically disappear.

Sienna Miller Wrecks Another House

First Sienna Miller was the final straw in the Sean Combs break up with Kim Porter. Now, Sienna Miller has done the same thing again, only this time she decided to break up the marriage of Balthazar Getty who walked out leaving his wife and four kids behind.

Well, Sienna finally got the rich guy she has been chasing and if she had to destroy another happy home then she doesn't really care. Apparently the couple met on the set of GI Joe and were introduced by Matthew Rhys who also used to have sex with Sienna on a regular basis. Actually at this point, it may be easier for guys to raise their hands if they haven't slept with Sienna.

Now, you may be saying to yourself what about the guy? Hey, Balthazar has a special place in hell reserved for him. Look, he has four kids including an 8 month old. I understand marriages sometimes don't work. I understand that very, very well. Fine, if they don't work out you get divorced. I think you should do everything you can to save it, but if it doesn't work, then say bye.

What I don't understand is how a man or a woman can disrespect the person they had four children with by having an affair that you know will be all over the internet and in every paper in the world. How big of a prick do you have to be to do that to someone with whom you have four kids? What are the kids supposed to think? Daddy was lonely on set, had some sex and now ruined everything in our lives.

And Sienna? Please she invented the word trash.

I hope Rosetta Getty gets everything she can.

It's Complicated

I entered the world of Denise Richards and lived. Of course the fact that it was just a television and me on a couch probably had something to do with my survival. Alone in a room with her, I'm not sure I would have survived. She just has that kind of kill or be killed mentality.

Anyway, in order to judge fairly and accurately because you know I am all about fairness here, I watched 3 episodes back to back last night. Yep, two older ones and then the new one.

For those of you have never watched the show. Don't. If you have, and do so regularly, then you must know even more places than me that sell cheap booze because we really have no life.

As I was watching each episode, I took notes. See, I'm a professional. These are my unedited notes from the first episode.

Sho, Stripper pole, sex toys, play house, two assistants?

I didn't really have any problems with the episode except for the obvious lie they attempted to perpetrate on all men throughout the world. Denise ordered one of those backyard playhouses for her kids. It came completely unassembled with no instructions and about a million parts. Denise said she put it together by herself. Umm. There is not a chance in hell she did and to say otherwise just puts guys in a bad position because wives everywhere are saying, if that idiot Denise Richards can do it, then you can do it too.

Did anyone else catch the fact that she knew her way around that stripper pole? For those of you who didn't see the episode, Denise had some friends over and after they dolled themselves up they all took turns on a stripper pole. There was no awkwardness and for a second she dropped her guard and she was at home on the pole. She also seemed to have a very good grasp on the sex toys that were on offer at the party also.

From what I gather Denise has at least two assistants and someone helping her with the kids. It isn't any wonder she doesn't sleep at night because she doesn't do anything all day except change from workout outfit to another.

OK, Episode 2 unedited notes

Dr. Katz, insomnia, (camera in house), kat von D, Michelle was crying, Denise has no tear ducts, memory of mom, plug of james bond.food in cupboards, camera in bedroom at mom's house. she says she gets up at 530, then why blindfold? How many dogs did she bring to her mom's house? Irv, I feel for you.sister cries. Denise fake crying. I hope she is a better actress when she is having sex. who taking care of girls? So, assistants and nannies.Dogs were not in car. Shipped separately. Bear thing is a great idea.

You know how Rod Serling used to introduce Twilight Zone or how Some dude would be in the corn in Hee Haw or how an announcer introduces guests on a talk show? Well apparently this guy Dr. Katz does the same thing for Denise. Apparently he was her divorced mediator and now his function seems to be this. Denise has a problem and goes to Dr. Katz. He calls her crazy and gives her something to do which is what each episode is about.

In this episode, Denise visited her mom's house for the first time since her mom died. Look, I think Denise's dad Irv and Denise's sister Michelle who is way hotter than Denise and actually nice have been truly affected by the death. Michelle's tears were real and Denise's dad was just a broken down mess. Denise on the other hand didn't shed a tear. Oh, she tried and tried but those little tear ducts are all dried up. Seriously, she is very, very cold.

This episode was so staged and in no way approached any kind of reality except for the emotions of Irv and Michelle. Apparently no one had been to the house in six months but there was still fresh food in the house for Denise to cook with. All the sheets and linens were clean. Inside the house were four dogs who had not gone in Denise's SUV so I'm guessing they flew. There was food for them, the house was spotless with no dust. Denise and her family packed box after box up of possessions but there was no indication of how they got to where they were supposed to. We are supposed to believe Denise has insomnia and it is because of her mom's death. I think it is because of the crew of four who are in her bedroom.

I do want to say that the bears made out of the clothing of the deceased is one hell of a good idea and if they need some money, let me know.

OK, before I get to the final episode of the night, there are a few things in general about E! and their productions. Did anyone notice that according to E!, the Kardashians and Denise live at the same house? Why does E! need to have a show called the 12 sexiest wet and wild jobs? Isn't it just porn for 13 year old kids?

OK, on with the final episode. My unedited notes.

bathtub reading a script. Not for her though. A little white trash? denise suggests sister and hubby on side of road.Brandon guy cracks me up. "I'd let a stranger watch my kids at this point." Camera crew. Playboy.poor guy. aunt naked. embarrassed. what a coincidence. so surprised. I will say she seemed to be pretty good at spitting. guy lived in a trailer dan.

By far the best episode. Denise's brother Brandon is one hell of a guy and Michelle, who is Denise's sister is great. Make the show about them. They seriously are great together. Meanwhile while Brandon and his wife are gone the crew plant a Denise Richards Playboy on one of her nephew's friends. I guess this was supposed to allow Denise her moment to be all motherly and concerned. All it did show me was that she doesn't care about her nephew because he clearly was embarrassed to be talking about it in front of the world and that she enjoys being naked for guys. She thinks she is better than everyone in the world and probably thinks her sister can do better than Brandon. He seemed to be doing ok as far as I can see.

Overall, the show isn't bad, but it just seems forced and contrived and Denise is going to be a bitch no matter what. I will give Denise credit for one thing. The opening montage of the show in which she calls herself everything I have called her and worse. She does seem to care about herself first, even more than her kids. They pretend she doesn't, but it does seem like she does.

I don't feel like I wasted 90 minutes of my life, but I won't be back for more unless they do a Brandon and Michelle show.

PiddilyDiddily And Another 18 Year Old

I don't know exactly what PeddilyDeddily sees in all these young girls. He is going to be 40 next year, but you always hear about him with girls who are never even old enough to drink. Do you think that he has had sex with every girl that has been on his MTV show? I would say yes, but honestly there have been some people on his show that were a little sketchy even for him. For the rest of us, every girl on his shows have been sketchy, but WiddyDiddy has different needs.

The reason I wrote this little post was not to describe IttyBittyDiddy but a conquest from last year. Seems that Doody and Diana Bianchi got it on last summer. You remember Diana don't you? She was the innocent babysitter that brought down Christie Brinkley's marriage. Wait a second. That is unfair. I think you have to put the blame on Christie's husband. He was the one who should have been adult. He wasn't and is now paying the price.

I do wonder now though what her intentions were with Duddy. Did she think, "hey I could use another $300,000," or did she really like NuttyBuddy? Whatever innocence she had before seems to have gone by the wayside.

Now, StayPuff says that he and Diana are only friends and they just hung out. I got it. She was just one of the women who help him get ready, wax his balls and prepare him for??? Staring at himself in the mirror for hours? I'm guessing they had sex.

Michael Lohan Reverts To Form

The jerk is back. You know on Friday when I wrote about Michael Lohan and his love child, I thought I was fairly nice to Michael. I mean at least the guy had stepped up and admitted the kid was his and was writing her notes. Sure he hasn't paid any money to her and the Freaky Friday lunch box he sent was a cheap shot. But what little girl wouldn't want the I Know Who Killed Me stripper pole that he sent. I mean that is every 13 year old's dream and Michael made it come true.

Anyway, all that goodwill and tolerance I had for Michael has gone out the window. I guess that since he figured that he might have to actually pay some back child support, Michael is doing the I only had sex with the woman a few times and there is no way the kid is mine dance. Now, his lawyers are handling everything. Look, I understand that the child might not be his. I mean a woman who would actually travel to different parts of the country to have sex with a married man is not really that high on my list of moral leaders. That being said, I think the child is being tossed and turned. For much of her life the 13 year old thought that one man was her dad. Then in 2005 she was told it was Michael Lohan and he wrote her a bunch of letters and probably made a bunch of promises. I'm sure he would have visited for a quickie with mom, but apparently she isn't the looker she once was.

So, now the girl is confused. If Michael wants the lawyers to handle it. The cool. In the meantime though he should be saying and doing the right things. Like, assuming the girl is his until proven otherwise. He won't be on the hook for child support if she isn't his, but until a DNA test is done, treat her like your daughter. Make her feel special and loved and not someone that you obviously don't care about and wish had never been born.

Guys. If you are going to have unprotected sex, then you need to be prepared for taking care of a child for a minimum of 18 years. Step up and act like a man. Don't be a Lohan.

Jay-Z Is A Funny F**ker

Am I the biggest Jay-Z fan in the world? No. Do I like his music? Yeah, I like it, but I don't love it. But, that being said, I didn't see what all the fuss was when he was booked for Glastonbury. Music is music is music and all music played today basically comes from the same source. Just because you don't happen to like a certain kind of music doesn't mean it shouldn't be on a bill.

So, when the Noel Gallagher started spouting off about how Jay-Z (read black people) don't belong at Glastonbury it kind of pissed me off. To me, the best music festivals are the ones that have something for everyone and introduce people to music they otherwise wouldn't have listened to. Plus, with the advent of ipods, everyone has some seriously eclectic crap they listen to and I wouldn't be surprised if people who listened to Oasis also listen to Jay-Z and Kanye. So, Noel as much as you hate the thought of a black person playing at Glastonbury, it happened, and will probably happen again.

The organizers at Glastonbury took a chance on Jay-Z and I think it paid off. The part that I liked best though is in the video below. Sure, Noel will get a little bit of coin for the song performance, but also knows that Jay-Z could buy and sell Noel 50 times and that in the music industry, Noel is Jay-Z's bitch.

NY Daily News Blind Item

Which posh Hamptons club called a car service and a private doctor to sneak out a drug-addled starlet last weekend so that local police wouldn't get wind of her conking out in the public bathroom?

Four For Friday - More Soaps

So, one week from today huh? To give you an update on what will happen next Friday. There will be reveals done, just the way they have in the past. In addition there will be some BIG FFF, and there will be one huge post of every photo that a reader sent in. So, if you want your photo included, you need to e-mail it to me prior to next Thursday the 3rd. K?

So the soaps seemed to be popular the other day so I called around and got a few more. I will say now that the cast of All My Children are safe...for now. The rules are the same as earlier in the week.

#1 - CBS actress. I didn't do them earlier in the week, but apparently this actress will because she has done almost every guy and even some of the girls on her show and others. She is single.

#2 - ABC actress. Divorced. At last count has been under the knife of a plastic surgeon 7 times and she is under the age of 40. She tells everyone that she has had only one operation, but everyone just goes along with it. Oh, and when she got divorced, everyone sided with the husband.

#3 - NBC actor. Not his first starring soap role. Been around forever. Also has a drug habit that has been around forever. Lives in a dump of an apartment because he would rather spend all his money on drugs.

#4 - CBS actor. This actor left his show recently even though he was a very popular guy. He said it was on his own terms, but he was actually fired. Seems that he had several warnings for sexual harassment but just kept doing it. Since then. Crickets make more noise than his career.

Random Photos Part One

Denzel Washington and his wife Paulette get the top spot. 25 years of marriage in Hollywood is like 4,000 years in the world of "everyday people." Congratulations.
Judging by the number of fans in this photo, I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that the singer Alizee is fairly popular in Mexico City.
It has been a long time since I have seen Candace Cameron Bure out. She looks fabulous. She actually looks better than she did a few years ago.
It was like a Full House reunion. The only thing missing was Bob Saget running around in his underwear screaming, "look at me."
This is David Coulthard. Kind of an unfortunate last name and probably not true at the time this photo was taken, because Elton John personally checked to make sure that David was wearing his kilt in the traditional manner.

I'm guessing that Chris Tucker hijacked the dessert cart for himself. Must be method acting. Heard he is going to play Rerun.
Coldplay - New York
Courtney Hansen looks a great deal like Jessica Simpson. Sucks for her.
Bebel Gilberto - New York
I think the look on Elton John's face says it all. I'm not actually sure what the look is saying, but I'm pretty sure it says it all.

You know something? Eva Herzigova is not an unattractive woman.
On the other hand, Mischa Barton. Not so much. She's like a damn cockroach that shows up everywhere.
David Walliams and Naomi Campbell. Notice the camera in Naomi's hand. Don't you think that as part of her probation she should only be allowed to carry a nerf wallet.
Daisy Lowe looks like she is having so much fun that I will refrain from commenting on her horrendous pants. I think they are plastic. I keep looking for the drawstring, but don't see it anywhere. So, her father Gavin Rossdale has been in the UK for a few weeks now. No photos of the two together though.
I keep hoping that someday Holly Robinson-Peete will decide to divorce her wealthy former football playing husband and come live in my basement. Hope is what makes life worth living even if there is not shot.

One of my favorite Korean actresses is Han Che-Young. I love this photo.
If you are like me and have no life and find yourself alone on a Saturday night, in front of the television. Booze in one hand, Ben & Jerry's in the other, I recommend highly that you turn on BBC America and watch the Graham Norton show. Yes, it's British but he almost always has an American celebrity on each week. Watch it. If you hate it, then just drink more.
I'm guessing Eric McCormack would like the opportunity for a retake of this photo. Looks like he just left the dentist's office.
I know that some of you despite my best intentions still have a fondness for Elizabeth Hurley. So, every few months I decide to post a photo of her. I thought I could counter that with a photo of Elle Macpherson. You know. Someone who actually is pretty. Then of course, wouldn't you know it, Elle decides to take her curtains from her hotel room and use them as a shawl and stole a headband from Mischa Barton.
I guess I'm confused about what constitutes sobriety these days. Has the definition changed?

When you see Joely Richardson like this, you just say wow.
When you see her with Evgeny Lebedev you ask if it costs extra to see the man with four heads or if it is included in the price of admission.
I think Jim Gaffigan is hilarious. I also think that this photo shows the world of Jim and the world of Mary Kate Olsen. Jim is walking and Mary Kate is about to hop inside that limo. You can just make out her head. She must be standing on her tip toes.
Hey now. Mullets aren't just for the guys anymore are they. I like how dickweed also keeps the "lady" in the middle of the street while he is nice and safe up against the curb.

This is Michael Chugg. Most of you don't know who he is, but he is one of the best, if not the best concert promoter in the world and one of my heroes. He will kill you by the way.

Maroon 5 - New York
I know Laura Dern has been in a couple times this week, but hey, she's pretty cool. The only negative about her I can think of is that she voluntarily had sex with Billy Bob Thornton. More than once.
"Do you think a beard makes me look more manly?"
Kelly Preston at the premiere of Tenth Circle. I kept expecting it to say Tenth Circle From Hell, but no such luck.
I didn't even recognize Petra Nemcova. I think she came to the party with some 70 year old guy so he probably doesn't even care who she is.

Rolled out of bed and came to a party. I need that kind of life.
No exaggeration. I think the necklace on Nathalie Imbruglia's neck goes for around $1M.
You know a trend is f**ked up when Mark McGrath is also wearing a Captain Kangaroo jacket. The a-hole who started this trend must just be laughing his ass off. He used to only be able to rent them at Halloween.
I posted this photo of Mary Kate Olsen because I can't remember the last time I saw a photo of her where she looked genuinely happy.
Zhang Ziyi looks great.

"And the winner of the free stress test goes to..."
Vanessa Amorosi - Melbourne
Soul Asylum - Los Angeles
Well at least he isn't sucking on her breasts in this photo. If you have to ask, I'm sure someone will post a link in the comments. I don't do that kind of thing because this is a family site. Oooh. Big peen coming up in FFF.