Tuesday, November 14, 2006

A couple of things..First I promise some stories about some of my male clients..I do not want you to think they do not have issues because they do..they just happen to be different issues than I usually face with my female clients..First going to try a new feature called..

JACKASS v KINDNESS

I want to show you the extremes of celebrity behavior..I will try and stick with incidents in which I was a witness, but you never know..

JACKASS - Male rock star..I want to say 5 number ones, but Google says 6..solo act...hotel elevator after a concert..groupies (Band-Aids to my buddy Cameron and to my friend Kate who always makes me smile) pressing items to be signed into the elevator...(1) a woman in her 70's is on the elevator and a hotel guest..(2)me.... (3) singer's manager..the woman in her 70's has no idea what is going on and would rather be anyplace else..(btw I have no idea what she was doing up so late) girls are screaming and trying to claw their way to the elevator..singer grabs his crotch and says, "yeah girls want some of that don't ya?" and then turns to the woman in her 70's and says "I bet you could use some too huh?"..By this time he has accumulated a handful of Sharpies and begins to throw them out the elevator and the girls go scrambling for them, falling down as they do so..The manager hits the close button on the elevator and the singer reaches over and pushed the door open button and says.."not so fast..I love to watch them crawl..right where they belong.."then he lets the elevator door close..

KINDNESS - Female actress --- top 20 ish tv show---on her way to her FIRST late night talk show appearance---I was driving, and she was in the passenger seat--a friend of hers was in the backseat----on the side of the freeway is a woman standing behind her car which has a flat tire--the woman is holding a 6 month old in her arms---late afternoon--rush hour--it feels like a sauna outside and no one is stopping to help the woman--we are on the far side of the freeway so there are three lanes between us and the woman and we are about 100 feet back or so and traffic is stopped---actress is appalled that no one has stopped to even see if help is on the way..--we have been watching the scene for 15 minutes..like I said, we are not going moving at all..---she wants me to pull over to the shoulder which is going to take a miracle all in itself--she gets out of the car, and walks across the 3 lanes of traffic to the woman and her baby..turns out there is another 3 year old in the car we could not see from our angle or the lighting as well as a dog--the mom did not have a cell phone and was willing to change the tire on her own, but it was so hot she did not want to leave the baby in the car even with the windows rolled down and even if she did, everytime the woman stepped out of the car alone, the baby would scream which caused the dog to bark which caused the 3 year old to cry..---she was waiting for someone to stop or a policeman to come by or something and was hoping that maybe her baby would fall asleep if she held it long enough and then she could change the tire..(I am still trying to get over to the shoulder)--actress, not in the clothes she was going to wear for her tv appearance, but does have hair and makeup done for the most part, opens trunk and starts taking everything out to change the tire---now you have to realize that probably 200 people have seen this play out as actress crossed the freeway and everyone has been staring at the woman with the baby while waiting in traffic for a very long time..---all of a sudden, like a gate has opened 4 cars pull over to the shoulder to help..--unknown if they were shamed by actress walking across the highway or maybe thought she was attractive or finally realized no one was going to help--but you have never seen people move so fast--and within 15 minutes at the most, the tire had been changed and everyone was back on the road---I had manged to pull over, but during this 15 minutes of changing the tire, traffic moved maybe equal to where the woman's car had been originally...---actress although not actually having to change the tire looks a mess and she is sweating, and just does not look like she is going on tv later....when she gets in the car, her friend says well at least you will have a great story to tell tonight---actress says, no because no one would believe her and would think she did it to have a story to tell..(that is how hollywood works)---so everyone kept it quiet until now...

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

jenna fisher right?????

indie said...

interesting. your stories always intrigue me - they're like long blind items. i'm going mad trying to guess who the rockstar is.

btw, if i give you a name of a celeb, would you be able to tell me whether he/she is nice or not? i've always wondered about certain people and perhaps you know...

ent lawyer said...

That is a very interesting guess..Whether a celeb is nice or not is really subjective..Some might think the rockstar is nice..(naaahh), but you know what I am saying so it would not be fair, especially if I do not know them personally or had much interaction with them..

taya said...

is it Ashley Tisdale? She's only had one late night performance. Bahh but she is not in a top 20 show. Is it a show that is in the top 20's of lateley?

Anonymous said...

Adam Levine...Maroon 5

Has to be that dumb ass pretty boy.

Martina said...

I love how you tagged this entry "Kate Hudson"...

Anonymous said...

Hmmm.... rockstar: Billy Idol

Anonymous said...

fred durst?

spambiscuits said...

meatloaf for the guy?

Anonymous said...

ENT - Good luck with your case!
You wouldn't have that problem with the judges here in Texas - they are all mean so they put their foot down on procrastinators really quick!

I don't think Vin Diesel is A-List, but I could be wrong?
-Lucky