Tuesday, November 28, 2006

This item is extremely juicy, but also very long. I was going to make it two separate small, blind items, but decided to combine them and just make one big one. Also, I think someone needs to come up with some definitions for A List - D List celebrities.

To set the stage here, this all takes place in Malibu so look up which celebs live there and that will give you a head start. We have a vixen who is mid to late 30's who might have been A list for about five minutes.Faded teen starlet who hit it big on tv, but now is strictly movies (when she can get them) who tries to stay in the mix but really lives well beyond her means, especially considering her lack of work and lack of marriages. As far as I know she has not been married.

Along comes her neighbor, a nice 16 year old boy with a typical surfer look (my client), but a dad who made it very big in the music business as a producer and has been married and lived with multiple women many of whom are very well known actresses.

16 year old boy gets arrested for possession of cocaine and dad wonders where kid got it as dad has been clean for a very long time. It turns out it was given to him by Vixen the neighbor lady who has introduced Surfer Boy to the wonders of the white powder and has also introduced him to other intimate activities. Surfer Boy thinks he is in love of course and dad is pissed to say the least. Surfer Boy starts discussing things he has seen at the house which explain how Vixen has managed such a nice place to live on a little amount of film and tv work and no live in or former husbands around. It seems that everyone in this little neighborhood knew to come to Vixen for all their pharmaceutical needs and Surfer Boy has not only seen who was coming in and out each day, but also how often and how much they were buying.

Surfer Boy originally told the police he got the coke from a friend and would not give up the name. It was not until he and dad came to my office that the whole story comes out. This is a no brainer and we call the DA and Vixen is arrested. If you look hard enough you will find the arrest in the newspaper. Surfer Boy makes a deal and is shipped off to New York to be with his mom and away from Vixen. Meanwhile Vixen is so far up the pipeline that she cuts her own deal of which I am not familiar with the details. I do know that within 48 hours of her deal the Mexican police acting with DEA officers made a sweep in the LA area and on the California/Mexico border.

The VERY interesting thing about this is that Vixen kept very good records and also paid taxes on her earnings. The records have some very interesting names and it is those names that helped her stay out of the public eye during this, EXCEPT for the actual arrest. The people Vixen was supplying were not only celebrities who often paid with funds from their employers, but also maids, drivers, bodyguards, etc. and Vixen knew who each was buying for.

Surfer Boy escaped from New York (wasn't that a movie?) and actually was found the next day at Vixen's house (next door to dad--well I never said he was smart) Vixen's corruption sexually of the boy was never made an issue, but dad made it an issue at that time so Vixen found a new toy and Surfer Boy went back to NY with a broken heart where he has subsequently (within the past couple of months) been photographed with a VERY A list female but with no idea of how it came to be. They should have read it here first.

39 comments:

Anonymous said...

think it would be easy, 30ish former teen tv vixen now movies not much work, malibu
stumped
WR?
MS?

wink

Anonymous said...

While the details don't exactly match up, I'd have to guess this was Tawny Kitaen. She was an 80s vixen who's faded from popularity, though according to IMDB, she's hardly done anything at all really, and has been married twice.

The main thing of course is that she was arrested recently for cocaine posession, which is what made me think of her on this one.

Then again, could all just be wild speculation...

Anonymous said...

yasmin bleeth ;)

Anonymous said...

I thought Yasmin too, but she was arrested in Michigan.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Could David Foster be the dad?

Anonymous said...

tawny kitaen has been married, which our heroine supposedly has not. it is quite possible that the never-married bit was disinfo.

Anonymous said...

Daryl Hannah? Not everything from the story fits, tho.

Robyn Tippins said...

Yasmin came to mind for me too, but her nor Tawny would be a former child tv star? Well, possibly Yasmin I guess, if you count being an old teenager...

I'm stumped, but i'm dying to know.

Anonymous said...

this is tough. The never been married thing is really stumping me. Tatum O'Neil? Doesn't quite fit. Brandi? She was briefly married, I think, and too young. Maybe Yasmin Bleeth was arrested in California as well or maybe the place of arrest has been changed in the story...Elizabeth Berkely or any of those other saved by the bell chicks?

Anonymous said...

Is the son Cisco Adler (Lou Adler being the dad)?

Anonymous said...

Daphne Zuniga?

Anonymous said...

Boy = Cisco

Anonymous said...

http://www.accesshollywood.com/music/ah2788.shtml

EA said...

I really think it's Yasmin Bleeth. Everything about the blind item matches her. Tawny was married to a famous ballplayer and she has kids and she has done TV work recently (Surreal Life) and she is well over late 30's, she's 45. Look up more on Yasmin and I think you'll reach a hesitant consensus.

EA said...

P.S. It's not Cisco Adler either, he's about 26 and even if this was 5 years ago when the incident occurred, he wouldn't be 16 then either.

Anonymous said...

Cisco is 21...


There's an article about his engagement to Mischa...scroll down this link a bit
http://www.mischanews.com/category/gossip/page/4/

Anonymous said...

ent lawyer aren't u afraid of being caught by some of ur celeb cliets?

Anonymous said...

What about Shannen Dougherty
teen star???

Anonymous said...

Yasmin Bleeth was a teen star. She was on Ryan's Hope back in the day.

Rhianna said...

No guesses on the person though Yasmin seems to fit.

Perhaps you can do a poll, of sorts, to see what your readers think are A, B, C, D celebs. IE, I'd put Nicole Kidman in the A catagory, Tom Cruise and his babymama in B, "Fergie" in the C- to D catagory, a definate D would be 'Flava Flav' et al.

Very happy to have stumbled upon you, if only to try to match the blind items to the salicious details of the traveling strumpets and 'studs'.

Anonymous said...

I thought Shannen Doherty for a moment, too, but she's been married twice, once annuled.

Anonymous said...

It's Lara Flynn Boyle, isn't it?

Anonymous said...

YES! Laura Flynn Boyle. That's it! Good call!

lostintranslation said...

It can't be Lara Flynn Boyle..she was married from 1996-1998 and she has been on a popular TV series lately "Las Vegas"

Sarah said...

My Money's on Neve Campbell

Anonymous said...

Miss Oh has the craziest waist I
have ever seen. So tiny! What? Oops
off the subject. I meant to tell
you to be careful Ent. Lawyer!
Obscure and obfuscate and oblique
are the watch words. We don't want
you to get caught.

Nothing else to do in the Mid-West
but read your blog for fun..

lostintranslation said...

Can't be Neve Cambell because Party of Five started in 1994-2000 when she was 21 thats not a "teen star" and plus she was married from 1993-1998, the person Ent. Lawyer refers to has never been married. Plus she has turned down numerous Lead Roles in order to promote other things or due to scheduling conflicts.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000117/bio

Anonymous said...

Could the son be Evan Ross? Hasn't he been link to Lindsey Lohan lately?

lostintranslation said...

it could be..but he is 18 and the blog said the boy was 16 and his father was in the music industry..

plus Lindsay has never been arrested for drugs and she is only in her early 20's not mid 30's...

this one mind boggling...

Anonymous said...

Tawny Kitaen?

Anonymous said...

Does Alyssa milano live in Malibu? She was married once...............

Anonymous said...

Natasha Lyonne?

shawndavid said...

This screams Nicole Eggert

Anonymous said...

Its definately Tawny Kitaen. The story about her arrest was on court TV.com in the celebrity section today.

Virgo74 said...

It cannot be Natasha Lyonne, too many other issues going on and she never lived in Malibu, I don't think that this is Tawny she was never Alist, not even for the quick minute mentioned here in this blind item.

Anonymous said...

Vixen= Tawwny Kitaen
Surfer Boy= Brody Jenner

goheels83 said...

Interesting

goheels83 said...

This comment creeps me out, for some reason:

" Anonymous said...
Miss Oh has the craziest waist I
have ever seen. So tiny! What? Oops
off the subject. I meant to tell
you to be careful Ent. Lawyer!
Obscure and obfuscate and oblique
are the watch words. We don't want
you to get caught.

Nothing else to do in the Mid-West
but read your blog for fun..

4:07 PM"