Friday, January 26, 2007

Forbes has released their Web Celeb 25. This is their list of the 25 most influential people on the web today. According to Forbes it seems as if Perez has found himself doing number 2. Seriously though, whether you love him or hate him, everyone reads him or it least seems that way. I guess I am a complete moron because I only recognize about 6 of the names on the list. Isn't the idea that they are supposed to be the biggest web celebs and therefore the names should be fairly easy to recall.


One person who did not make it on the list is new blogger Victoria Beckham. I am linking to the article which has her web address, but I thought I would take a few minutes to give you some highlights about what I found when I went digging through her blog and also found some things that did not quite make it in.



November 4, 2006 - Heard the most awful sound in the house today. Turns out it was one of the cooks humming "Wannabe." He was flogged and then dismissed. Help is so hard to find these days.



November 19, 2006 - Was forced to spend five minutes with the children today. I do not know why I ever let David talk me into buying them. There is so much more I could do with the money.



December 18, 2006 - I heard about Melanie and Eddie Murphy and almost smiled for the first time in five years. I think the effort though ruptured a stitch somewhere.



December 25, 2006 - David slapped my tits for hours, but I won the bet we had. They did not even move an inch although I did have to sew back on one of the fake nipples.



January 12, 2007 - So David is going to play in LA. When I raised my one eyebrow that can still move to show my indifference or displeasure, he told me he is going to be the highest paid athlete in history. I told him that I still do not think he has anything to be proud of until he catches that Harry Potter woman. I mean she was homeless for gods sakes.



January 19, 2007 - Saw Katie and Tom. Katie and I went shopping. She i becoming so good at the always looking depressed look. I am so proud of her. I get along well with her as she does not mention Spice Girls and I do not mention Dawson's Creek. Tom tried to get us to involved with his church. I told him we would not get involved in any religion. If anyone is going to take half of David's money, it is going to be me.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Funny, I think you got the dates wrong. We know you meant to write 2006 and 2007.

Anonymous said...

Especially since Katie was still with Chris K in Jan. 2006...

Jo said...

so funny but dates are wrong!
thanks ent!!!

ambersumiko said...

Aww, I like Victoria..

There are some videos on YouTube of her that are hilarious.. she really makes fun of herself quite a lot, and seems to have a pretty good sense of humor.

Anonymous said...

omg i love this woman!!

nat

ms_wonderland said...

Victoria and David have so many nicknames over here. My fave is thick and thin.

Anonymous said...

Dont forget to change the other dates. I think Eddie was still married in 2005!!!

cindie said...

Katie and Chris split up in Feb/Mar '05.

betsnup said...

Perez is reporting on his site that Mariah Carey is posing for Playboy - Ent, didn't you say something about a superstar posing? I can't remember when it was for the life of me, but I know I saw it here first!

ent lawyer said...

I am a moron. Thanks everyone for correcting me on the dates.

Anonymous said...

Very funny, Ent!

Soxy

ellebee said...

I like VB but that was hilarious Ent!

schneefloeckli said...

That Posh-blog is hilarious!

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