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Sunday, October 04, 2026
Blind Item #12
This one named foreign born DJ who died under very mysterious circumstances said that he hooked up with the alliterate one once but he says that she was paid to hook up with him and at the time he couldn't figure out why.
Blind Item #11 - Fan Theory
This A- British actor from Netflix’s wildly popular Regency gossip hit is said to be circling a steamy HBO limited series opposite a former Transformers bombshell, with filming eyed for spring 2027. The only concern? Both potential leads have had their share of messy PR.
Blind Item #10
Why oh why does the former boy bander look so much happier without the energy vampire in the building? That’s not terribly romantic, is it? I guess a break from work will do that to you…
Blind Item #9
Allegedly, one ambitious pop princess is pulling every string possible to lock down Album of the Year. Word is her camp is quietly footing the bill for a late soul legend’s estate to go after a rising British songstress over alleged melodic similarities. The whole smear operation was carefully staged the moment whispers started circulating that the UK newcomer actually had the stronger shot. And wouldn’t you know it—said pop princess also slipped a lengthy “for your consideration” letter to the Academy just a couple of weeks ago.
Blind Item #8
The shippers might want to look away for this one. That actress from one of those ridiculously famous series is, inconveniently enough, in a relationship. I can’t tell you exactly how long they’ve been together, but I’m told they were introduced through a female singer they’re both close to. Turns out fictional couples do occasionally remain fictional.
Blind Item #7
The A+ list singer could have let the state actress have her moment in the sun and done the birthday thing afterwards. But, the A+ list singer loves the attention and it is award season.
Blind Item #6
She laughed at it before, but this former Teen Mom would probably beg for the sizzurp singer to fly her out somewhere right now.
Blind Item #5
The videos this three named celebrity sold of the things she did to her ex will make your skin crawl.
Blind Items Revealed #4
The thing the alliterate one is most scared of coming out are not the films or the pictures or the bad grades or the horrible audition tapes. It is not party pictures of her with coke or booze or pot. It is not the photos of her out with guys three times her age where she is pretending she is having a good time. No, the thing she is most afraid of. The thing that keeps her up late into the night some nights is that the secret adoption might not turn out to be so secret.
Back in the day when she gave up the baby, a secret was a secret. You had your open adoptions and you had secret adoptions. That was before 23andMe. There is nothing that freaks her out more. Literally nothing.
Meghan Markle
Blind Items Revealed #3
This permanent A list rapper has his surrogate farm up and running again full steam ahead.
Jay-Z
Blind Items Revealed #2
The new CEO brought the new phone to after parties of the award show, but even though celebrities said they liked it, no one actually wanted one.
John Ternus/Apple/Foldable iPhone Duo/Emmy Awards
Blind Items Revealed #1
Get this French legend on camera and talking about her personal life, she won't talk about the child she had with the permanent A list actor.
Marion Cotillard/Brad Pitt
Blind Item #4
This soccer WAG was drunk and being racists at a Fashion Week event. She is going to get him released from his team.
Blind Item #3
This seasonal reality star says the political nepo baby was a freak in bed and couldn't release unless our star was handcuffed to the bed.
Blind Item #2
The break-in that caused this millennial A-lister to move into the Gen-X A-lister's house-- the one that also had a break-in-- might have been the result of a vengeful ex. The surviving kid of the supermodel and the liquor tycoon is getting a lot of sympathy these days. But she doesn't feel certain emotions as deeply as others would like to believe, including those from her brother's sudden and recent death.
Blind Item #1
I know we're supposed to believe that the latest report has resolved the post-mortem of the 2025 wildfires. Except, none of the reports want to mention that one of the earlier after-action reports was conducted by a firm that was exposed for unregistered lobbying in 2014. If you want to know what kind of crisis management they do, the real life inspiration for ABC's most memed political heroine has given seminars with this company. That's a clue as to how this was really handled.
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