Thursday, March 29, 2007

At Least I Believe Halle Berry and Diddy Says He Goes For 30 Hours



Halle Berry says she tried to kill herself. I don't know if she went that far, but I bet she thought about it. She has been in some messed up relationships which means she probably was severely affected by them and could have tried to commit suicide. She is not trying to pull a Mandy Moore here talking about some imagined depression from a few years ago or some other celebrity who make up things for People and Parade to get pub for their new project. Yes, Halle has a new movie which gave rise to the interview, BUT, you have to admit she has been in some F-R-E-A-K-Y relationships and has been beaten and cheated on and god knows what else.

Diddy, Diddy, Diddy. 30 hours having sex with Kim Porter huh? Tantric huh?

1. I don't think Diddy has stayed in one place for 30 hours.
2. It's possible if the 30 hours includes him taking 3 hours to get dressed and undressed while he puts on music and has four or five women helping him.
3. It could be 30 hours if it includes time to answer his phone a million times.
4. Ummm. How many kids do they have? Have your kids ever left you alone for 30 hours?
5. Yes, they could've got a babysitter for the kids and gone to a hotel, but I think Diddy saves those for his other ladies.
6. 30 hours? Does that include naps?
7. He does know that often Tantric sex involves worshipping the woman right? Do you see Diddy doing that?
8. Can he go without a toothpick for 30 hours?
9. Notice he didn't say he and J-Lo went 30 hours.

10 comments:

brendalove@gmail.com said...

30 hours???

Talkin' bout a dry socket!!!!!

hez said...

#8 ROFL!!!!!

There's an old story around that when Halle went out with Wesley Snipes, he beat her up so bad she permanently lost some hearing in one ear. She's certainly had some losers...

mngddess said...

Brenda, that's awful!! (lmao) The only interesting thing I've heard ever about the "Triumvirate of Idiocy" (Brit, Lindsay, & Paris) is the one about Lindsay and Bruce Willis. That was a good one. Otherwise, they could fall off the face of the earth tommorrow and I could care less.

Cyn

mngddess said...

Brenda, that's awful!! (lmao) The only interesting thing I've heard ever about the "Triumvirate of Idiocy" (Brit, Lindsay, & Paris) is the one about Lindsay and Bruce Willis. That was a good one. Otherwise, they could fall off the face of the earth tommorrow and I could care less.

Cyn

amy said...

lol!! and how about a sandwich break while we're at it?

i am not envious of that poor girl.

Midge said...

I have it figured out. What he meant to say, is that it ADDS up to 30 hours! That being said, I can go 4(0) hours, but I'm a girl!!

Kim said...

Kim just had twins--there's NO way she's having sex for 30 hours.

operaghost said...

>>30 hours???
Talkin' bout a dry socket!!!!! >>

OMG! OMG! ROFLMAO!!!!

Around here, it goes without mention that a man who feels the need to brag with regards to his bedroom prowess really doesn't have anything to brag about...

Just sayin'...


O.G.

Anonymous said...

He is sooooooooooo gay! Just begging to be outed.

Anonymous said...

And not gay in a good way.... as in DOWN LOW GAY, no-condom skank. So used to raw dogging he tries it with the odd woman and he's a baby daddy again. Sad.