Monday, March 12, 2007

First Andy, then Dominic, and now Marc Anthony


In what is fast becoming a nationwide epidemic, another celebrity is making sure his frank and beans are still there and well adjusted. I think Marc Anthony is telling the world he only has one bean. Quite possibly, J-Lo has taken his other one. He could also be telling the world how big it is which could be the reason why he and J-Lo are having marital problems.

14 comments:

Invisible said...

I think he is just a dick.

J-Ho likes them like that... she likes the challenge of castrating them... *shrug*

Morgan said...

This picture must be 6 months old, you can do better than that.

Pinky said...

EL - good stuff! The writing, not MAnt's bean...

ms_wonderland said...

Er, he's giving the finger to the paparazzi. Grabbing your nuts gives the same message. Dominic was doing the same.

Anonymous said...

pic is from a year and half ago

Invisible said...

anon 354 why are you her again?

negative shit jus doesnt play well on comments

just sayin

Anonymous said...

Very funny, El.

Anonymous said...

True 3:54. Actually "invisible" it plays really well, funny and honest. The whole point of this blog is comments for the ridiculous "writer" and those that defend it no matter how it defies logic. Please see the comments for the Mischa article above if you need it clarified further.

Stacy said...

Does he have socks in there or something? I refuse to believe Skeletor is packing that much heat.

Ewwww! I need my brain washed.

Anonymous said...

something tells me he has grabbed alot of male crotch...

Anonymous said...

old picture

Virgo74 said...

I am thinking why she is soo quick to jump in and out of marriages! This man not only has a shitload of kids (I understand 4), but he is well known in Puerto Rico for having a cocaine problem!

Why does she even wanna be bothered with all this?

vera said...

Anon 6:26-Is that you, Perez??

Anonymous said...

he's the answer t o this blind item..
He has to go everywhere she goes to keep an eye on him cuz he's addicted to cocaine. He's already been to rehab but she's afraid he'll relapse. Did you see him at the oscars he was twitching so bad,like he needed a hit.