Thursday, March 15, 2007

I Am Tired Of These Couples, So Enjoy The Photos Because They Will Be The Last, Plus Reese Looks Great And Why Tony Parker Should Never Fall Asleep





10 comments:

brendalove@gmail.com said...

God I thought Eva Longoria was holding a huge vibrator for a second.

Please don't stop with the Pete and Kate. A lot of raccoons died so she could wear that coat. You owe it to the raccoons.

Don't give up on John and Jessica either...you know that one isn't going to last anyway.

Lorena Bobbit said...

ha, she'll cut your dick off

WTF said...

Thank you for no more jessica & john picturs.

Invisible said...

faux-mance= jess/john is just soooooo bile inducing...

LOL@eva

Anonymous said...

why do jessica simpson and john mayer always look unhappy in these pictures. never seem to be really into each other and the only time anyone ever says they are physically affectionate with each other it is always "reported" but no one ever gets photos of it? There are camera phones, hello?! It's always reported in some publicist-ish statement or story in PEOPLE (publicist mouthpiece. Why can't anyone ever get it on camera (except in those awkward "handholding" pictures from Rome that looked really weird)? everyone thinks these two are going to get married, but why do they look they don't even like each other all that much?! This is the weirdest shit!!!

ambersumiko said...

I think it's funny when people comment on some celebrities not seeming 'into eachother' or 'affectionate' in pictures. I'm pretty sure I would not feel at ease with my significant other with like 50 paps around us taking pictures, with flashing lights etc. Bet it's harder than you think to act non-chalant in front of paparazzi, especially during private moments.

Anonymous said...

when you are a couple it just normal to want to touch look at each other. Jessica and John don't in fact he looks at her like he can't wait for her to leave

Anonymous said...

Thank God...please don't promote that "fauxmance" between Fugs and Jugs. They get enough press from Perezhilton.

Anonymous said...

Reese is butt ugly. She has a Jennifer Anniston chin.

Anonymous said...

Reese is butt ugly. She has a Jennifer Anniston chin.