Friday, March 30, 2007

I'm Sure This Will Set 30 Million Readers After Me, BUT I Need To Do It

If Perez wants to be a celebrity then he will need to take the heat when he dresses like absolute crap. This outfit doesn't match and doesn't fit. He gets his clothes for free. The least he could do is pick some ones that don't make him look like Kazoo from the Flinstones. If they are going to give away crap clothes, then go buy some. You make enough money. BTW, Kathy Griffin just looks pretty good. Not I want to sleep with her good, but would go over to her house and drink with her parents kind of good. Thanks to flynet for the pics.


33 comments:

sb said...

I actually thought it was a point of pride for him to dress and color his hair in the most absurd manner possible.

kchal11267 said...

Confused why you think this would make YOUR readers upset - not to speak for them all or anything but past comments indicate most of us dislike Perez and try to avoid at all costs. Bloggers are great - bloggers who want to be a celebrity and are more concerned w/promoting THEMSELVEs are not. I personally prefer the anon bloggers like you - really, fantasies are typically better than reality - no offense.

Anonymous said...

First of all, Perez is not a celebrity. He's degenerated into self-absorbed, self-promoting wannabe territory. Second of all, the only thing that's maddening about your commment/photos is that he's worth a story. He's not remotely interesting.

Anonymous said...

maybe the shout-out (even negative - there's no such thing as bad publicity, after all, especially for Perez) is to get in Perez' good graces and get some link/tips, etc.?

ukgrrl said...

That's the worst thing u could say about Perez?! I'll just assume there just wasnt enough time in the day to list his many 'charming' qualities.... or you broke a finger....something bad right?

Humour me;)

Be Adequite! said...

For some reason, everytime I see his fugliness I think of Shrek.

WTF said...

I agree he dresses himself in the dark or something. This isn't as bad as some of the stuff I've seen him in. At least the top and the bottom are both shades of blue. And the blue hair is slightly better than the pink.

girl said...

http://celebritysmack.blogspot.com/2007/03/perez-hiltons-yearbook-photo.html

too funny

Anonymous said...

We've surely gone to hell if you are now posting pictures of a blogger. A Fat narrow minded shit disturbing blogger that is.

His site royally blows now that he's too busy with his nose up celebs asses trying to restart his 15 mins.

Be Adequite! said...

It's not the ass-kissing that bugs me so much, it's the hypocritical nasty things he (I'm assuming still) writes and says.
And Ent doesn't steal and take credit for copyrighted pics which is another plus in my book.

Anonymous said...

Whoa! Perez is definitely off the meth then, huh? I wonder if he's still stealing checks from people and forging them for cash. Probably not. The only thing he steals now is gossip.

Stacy said...

I love you an all EL, but if you print another story about this jackass (other than he is dead or on his way to jail) I will stop reading you too.

Anonymous said...

LMFAO! Kazoo!!!!

F'in sweet - Kazoo!!!!!!

amy said...

whenever i see him, i think he's a complete dork whose 15 minutes are almost up. i keep thinking about the burt lancaster movie--the sweet smell of success and can't help but think he'll end similarly.

hez said...

I can't believe the designers who donate those sausage casings actually want to be associated with him. I believe I last saw that colour combination on a My Little Pony.

And P-girl, that posture would earn you a Ty-rade for DAYS. Hands on those hips and work it, ho!

I'm glad my preferred blogger owns his own tux and is not afraid to use it!

Anonymous said...

His mouth is always crusted with something...I wouldn't let him get anywhere near me with his nasty mouth. He always looks dirty, and he's just gross. EL, I don't know why you would think anyone would disagree about your comments of him. Of course, I like his web site, not as much as yours, but he needs to be heard and not seen.

Anonymous said...

I'm w/ sb, it's part of the persona. He took being the "gay hairdresser friend who gets away w/ saying outrageously catty things" to new heights because a lot of it was true and most don't have the nerve to say it. I see a lot of imitators of his style since he started and it IS a business. GAC

Anonymous said...

Hey Perez, give my grandpa's jeans back to him!

Midwest Surfer

drcocks said...

He looks like a bag of skittles, ugh.

Anonymous said...

Fat Boy Perez has a stupendous double chin.

brendalove@gmail.com said...

HEY! Quit dissin' Kazoo!!!

Anonymous said...

Kathy does look very nice. Why is she hanging with that thing?

ambersumiko said...

1. I thought they were fighting, and Perez hated her ass.

2. He dresses like that for ATTENTION, not because he thinks it looks good.

Anonymous said...

10.54 "His mouth is always crusted with something" I nearly lost my shit over that - you're so right. Did you see the clip of him being served with his lawsuit? He never stopped eating, tucked away in his corner at the Coffee Bean.

I have a mental picture of him, living with his Mom, his room littered with junk food. He should take some of his money, get a trainer and a personal stylist, and take a shower.

Or maybe it's Karma - there has to be payback for the poisonous vitriol he unleashes every day.

Anonymous said...

4:17 Are you talking about the posters on his site? You know I have to say that the "poisonous vitriol he unleashes everday" is from the commenters. I looked a couple of times and it was crazy w/ hate and I would never comment there for that reason. I go for the scoops and yes the humor. We don't get all vicious and hating on EL, A Socialite Life or Dlisted authors/bloggers for saying the same things, making the same catty remarks and jokes. The comments here I see can get pretty vicious here too but not the same degree of loco.

Anonymous said...

You're right - the commenters ARE just awful, but you have to agree thathe has the power to delete comments, and chooses not to. I commented once there, expressing my dismay at the level of hate, and guess what - he deleted it.

So, he's creating a vehicle. I no longer visit.

I much prefer the reason, wit and mystery I find here.

Anonymous said...

kathy looks great for just losing her father. I'm sure she is still grieving.

WTF said...

Kathy's dad died?! Oh no, her parents were so funny on her show.

Anonymous said...

He's a hypocrite. He's always badmouthing people who aren't out of the closet, and he was all over that guy from Grey's Anatomy. Yet, he still splashes his mealticket Paris Hilton's fugly mug all over his blog when she deigns to take a picture with him. She is the biggest homophobe of all. For shame!

Anonymous said...

Okay, so I have to admit that I read PerezHilton.com but, that embarrassment revealed, I have to say: his snarky comments about celebs would hold a lot more weight if he didn't post pics of himself. I mean, how can you trash Sarah Jessica Parker, Kirsten Dunst, or even Paris Hilton when you expose yourself to be a big fat Easter egg?

Anonymous said...

Perez is a walking colostomy bag; just always full of shit. He's talked so much shit about Kathy Griffin over the last few months, even decrying her love of gays by calling her a hyprocrite who abandoned her "gays" when she didn't perform at some stupid show he wanted to go to. He needs to just hurry up and have a meth and fat-induced heart attack and make the world a cleaner place. The same goes for his boss, Paris Hilton. (For those naive few of you that don't realize such, he's employed by both the Valtrex Diva, UsWeekly, In Touch Magazine, and,lately, TMZ seems to be sucking his porcine little piggy dick also because they just report shit stories straight from his site and post them onto theirs. Fast Bastard!! Looks like Petunia Pig and Forrest Gump's retarded love-child!

Anonymous said...

Perez Hilton only disses the celebs that hate him, who he or his "boss" Paris Hilton hates. [you are so right 9:30] What good is that? His site is full of self-serving bullsh*t. I no longer go there or anywhere else that kisses his a$$. EL?

bionic bunny! said...

kazoo!
oh, my, i'm getting old!

i worked (in a non-compensated way) as a liason between a very large fan club base, and the entertainer's management company, so i get the assininity that is perez, and support the suit(s) against him. i've turned in a few copy-right infringers myself in my day. so i boycott his site altogther. its a small movement. LOL!
and personally, i like kathy griffin. even if she does associate with the likes of him.

sorry. blasted cough syrup.