Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Today's Blind Items

At a recent wedding, this former flame did not show up because the new husband did not want him to be there. Seems as if he has caught his new bride and her former flame still sparking from time to time. He was willing to put up with it when they were single, but not now as a married couple.

Remember this blind item from a few weeks ago--

This sometime actress and I am being generous there. This sometime singer and I am being generous there. This woman who rides on the coattails of __________. That is much better. Anyway our actress/singer/leech has a new love. Well, she thinks he is a new love. To him, our actress/singer/leech is someone kind of cool to say he had sex with and you can close your eyes and kind of imagine___________. Anyway, she thinks it is love, and everyone else including__________ knows it is all about sex and nothing else.

A little update. Two actually. He recently told her that he wanted to invite another woman over and join them. She said no and told her friend (never do that) what he had said. Well she found out she missed him so she went back and agreed to do as he wanted. As for imagining__________, she has drawn the line in fulfilling that fantasy for him. She does allow the other person in the background so to speak.

Remember this blind item from a few weeks ago--

First going back to Clive's - This aging, non-musical, star got him some special hand loving right there at the dinner table. No one was around and they thought it was safe. Unfortunately for the loving couple, someone walked by RIGHT at the most inconvenient moment and made sure to share the news with everyone.

He has been in the news a lot lately. His girlfriend was shocked and embarrassed they were caught and told her friend (again, never do that), but he still got her to do it again at dinner last week.

43 comments:

Anonymous said...

#1 is absolutely Liz Hurley, Hugh Grant, and Arun Nayer. It is well known that Liz and Hugh still hook up.

Pinky said...

Well, Enty L actually told us that a few weeks back...

As to the other one, Billy Master's site solved it as Quentin Tarantino, but he hasn't been in the news lately. Hmm...

Pinky said...

Okay, could it be Jerry Springer for the under-the-table and creaming guy? (with apologies to Dave Matthews...)

Anonymous said...

Simon Cowell for #2?

Anonymous said...

i would say jessica simpson for #2, but john mayer i consider a singer, her not so much. maybe then they are referring to nick and vanessa????

Anonymous said...

I know ray liotta has been in the news for dui but that seems like a long shot- maybe howard stern? He just got engaged 3 weeks ago

brendalove@gmail.com said...

#1 is totally Liz Hurley....that's the only one I feel comfortable with right this minute.

Anonymous said...

#1 is 100% Liz Hurley and Hugh Grant. I just read on another site that Hugh did not go to the wedding, despite being invited, because he said he didn't want to distract from her big pay...I mean, big DAY.
Don't know for the others.

supergirl said...

All those blanks spaces... this pregnant lady can't get around the new format of these BI's... I am so simple :)

Anonymous said...

the sometimes singer is ashley simpson. she was on 7th heaven and wasn't very good, she released an album and got caught lipsinking, and she became famous becuase she's jessica simpsons little sister.

Anonymous said...

Agree about Ashley Simpson. Jessica is the one he pictures and her music plays in the "background".

Anonymous said...

two could definitely be john/jessica- "riding on the coattails of ___" doesn't necessarily mean another person- all she does is ride the coattails of newlyweds- the only reason we still remember her name is bc of the show and subsequent divorce. though I'm not sure who he'd be imagining...

Virgo74 said...

#1 is Liz and Hugh. Hugh did not show up to her wedding and I read on another blog that he supposedly called her the night before to let her know.

#2 Does sound like Ashley Simpson. She acted in Chicago, had two albums. Not as talented as big sister Jess, but I could see someone wanting to be with her because of Jess.

#3 I really don't know. It could be a number of couples.

#4 It has to be Clive and Whitney.

Cali Girl said...

#1 - Liz Hurley/Hugh Grant/ and whoever she convinced to marry her
#2 - It's Jessica Simpson and John Mayer. Pimpa Joe is the person who knows it's only sex. The person JM is imagining is Jennifer Love Hewitt. EL uses the word "Love" three times as the clue.
#3 - i'm back to square one on this one with today's clues.

WTF said...

I think it's Jessica/John. She was in New York (?) without him for a little bit, then they were back together.

I don't think the clue about imagining is him thinking about another person. It's an act he wants them to do, that so far Jessica has said no to. "As for imagining__________, she has drawn the line in fulfilling that fantasy for him." Maybe Golden Shower??

Pinky said...

Last time we'd settled on Haley Duff and AJ DiScala for #1.

Lauren said...

I think that Jess and John and Love Hewitt are great guesses... maybe the comment about allowing that person in the background means that Jess allows him to watch Ghost Whisperer during sex... just a thought

mngddess said...

..rides on the coattails of _____....kind of imagine _____.... if 3x times 1 + 12 and 47xdived into c-squared +.... can't wrap my head around it...need an aspirin.....

Cyn

Dorothy said...

I thought of Simon Cowell for the last one but it says "non-musical" and he wouldn't apply, right?

Why is "RIGHT" capitalize? I can't figure that out.

Hmmm... inconvenient. Right=truth. Maybe it's Al Gore. Haha!

Cali Girl said...

mngddess - LMAO!

Anonymous said...

I kinda wonder if all the blanks are Hilary and Haylie Duff. Haylie is dating Jamie Lynn Sigler's ex...she is definitely a leech on her sister, and a very sometimes singer and sometimes actress.

Jem said...

The only one I know is the first one being Hugh Grant...thats all

Jem said...

Oh yeah, I like the Ashlee Simpson one for the second!

pusssykatt said...

wtf...funny you should mention John Mayer and golden showers...I've heard he likes them.

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ambersumiko said...

#1 - Liz Hurley and gang
#2 - Terri Hatcher
#3 - Don't want to think about an old dude getting jacked under the table, thanks!

Anonymous said...

How about Bill Maher for the last one? He's been in the news for saying it's too bad Cheney wasn't killed, and maybe the "RIGHT" is a nod to his Politically Incorrect show.

Anonymous said...

How about Bill Maher for the last one. He's been in the news for his Cheney comments and the "RIGHT" reference might be b/c of his show "Politically Incorrect".

Anonymous said...

sorry I posted twice - the first one came up an "error" but I guess it wasn't.

Anonymous said...

1. Definitely Liz/Hugh/Arun
2. AJ DiScala and Haylie Duff. Even though Jessica's star may have fallen, she is not someone who rides on anyone's coattails; and though I hate to admit it, Ashley has come into her own and can't be considered as someone who rides on anyone's coattails either. Also, Ent has commented on AJ and Haylie, I think during his Valentine's Day posts, commenting on how their relationship wouldn't last (accompanied by a picture where Haylie is smiling and AJ is just looking meh).

3. No idea

Anonymous said...

1. hugh grant/liz hurley/arun whatshis face
2. haylie duff and a.j. discala (playing hilary's music in the background)
3. ?

Anonymous said...

building on the mention of three "loves" by EL.... john mayer has 3 songs with the word love in the title "city love" , "love soon", and "love song for no one"

brendalove@gmail.com said...

If some elderly fart asked me for a hand job in between the won ton soup and the sha cha shrimp....well, I'm sure you can imagine the look he'd get!

Snoop Dogg said...

Filling in the blanks for #2:

"rides the coattails of HILARY DUFF"

"close your eyes and kind of imagine HILARY DUFF"

"everyone else including HILARY DUFF knows it is all about sex"

"As for imagining HILARY DUFF, she has drawn the line"

"allows the other person in the background so to speak (HILARY DUFF's music)"

Ya think it's Haylie Duff???

Anonymous said...

I think #3 is Sean Penn:
1) Aging & non-musical
2) Special - "I am Sam"
3) Right - wife Robin Wright
4) Inconvient - supported Gore and the Democrats
5) Been in the news lately regarding political things.

Anonymous said...

robin wright penn is sean penn's wife, not girlfriend.

bill maher on the other hand is a total ass (know this from personal experience) that i could completely envision getting hand jobs under the table.

Anonymous said...

I agree Haylie Duff......AJ wanted to have a threesome with HILARY, and she wnet back and said she's do it, but with someone else while playing Hilary's music and her movies on mute.

vera said...

I'm going for Bill sho'nuff now.Oh yuk.
Brendalove,honey! LOOK? No, sugar. You dip his pecker in the won ton soup THEN skewer the sha cha shrimp right into the pecker, just to make sure he gets the point. Then you rise gracefully after flinging your napkin over the offending appendage.

Anonymous said...

I think that the girl is number 2 is Ashley, with Pete Whateveritis from Fall out Boy. Ashley is riding on the coat tales of Jessica, obvi. Maybe our fall out boy is imagining a dude. I could totally see Ashley thinking it's love, esp. now that Pete has stated how he doesn't take her seriously. So, he asked her to have a threesome with some girls, and then his fantasy is having a threesome with Guys! Ashley has said no, but is letting them watch, aka in the background.

mmmh.

Anonymous said...

anonymous -- Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn are actually married (they married years ago, after they had their kids).

Anonymous said...

Hqndjobs suck: They shuld hqve fucked in the mens room

Anonymous said...

1 - Liz Hurley/Hugh Grant/ and her new hubbie
#2 - It's Jessica Simpson and John Mayer.
3-i have to go with quinten tarrentino

Anonymous said...

#2 - I thought about it and could it possibly be Nicole & Joel Madden? She is sometimes singer/actress riding on the tails of Paris?
Just throwing it out there.

Anonymous said...

Hqndjobs suck: They shuld hqve fucked in the mens room

...someone's never had a good hand job.