Today's Blind Items - School

It really hasn't been an issue yet, but it will be this fall. You see, this married couple who have been married for nearly a decade have been keeping a secret. Several years into their marriage, the wife had an affair with a guy who just happened to also be her boss. During that affair she got pregnant. She probably got pregnant more than once, because the affair was many years in the making. But, this particular time, she kept the baby. Now, the baby needs to be enrolled in school. So, the big question is what is going to be on the enrollment forms. California isn't really picky about dads and moms and things like that. They don't really care. The one thing they do care about though is a birth certificate. It is true that you don't have to provide one, but one thing the mom and dad don't want to do is fill out a bunch of affidavits under oath. Yikes. The question is whether the state A++ lister is listed as the dad or not. The world wants to know.