Wednesday, April 25, 2007

How ZX Spent Her Monday Plus An Update Shortly

Is this legible?

They turned off my power Monday. I came back from the read through, (which actually went well despite my prev. griping,) to find that lovely note stuck in my door. Gosh Darn it. And I had very busy day planned- I was going to help my new best friend, the interviewer, look into buying a new car. Despite my inability to pay bills and file taxes, I have been the car fairy to a few people in my friends and family, managed to have two cars stolen, and crashed a few others. So all in all, I have more experience buying new and used cars than other people I know and it's actually a lot of fun. My horribly atrophied right brain gets to play. Somehow, between taking the note off my door and climbing in my car, I must have wadded it up and tossed it on the ground because it just wasn't there and I didn't have the address where I needed to go to turn back on my power. In addition, my new phone decided it would only dial letters, no numbers so I couldn't dial information for the DWP. I pulled over in a tornado of epithets all the while taking me nearer to 5P when my efforts would be moot. Turned out the Sim card had come loose and was scrambling my phone's "brain". That's actually a direct quote from Stacy at Cingular. Everything worked out and all candlelight was aesthetic, thank God. Very boring day plus was so tired when Dad's Bags called me, I started whining and he said that I was too complicated and he should probably take some other girl to this concert on Thursday. I said he probably should. Jesus, I'm too busy for this rigmarole. Yipe, I have to go to a meeting!

31 comments:

Hez said...

ROFL! These posts are getting funnier all the time!

That was one of my favourite lines from the other day's post... "you were still in your dad's bags when I was in Baghdad". I would have started calling the dude Dad's Bags too.

PS: If you read the other thread, you'll know that Brendalove has us all referring to typos as "Laboutins" now. Thanks for that!

Anonymous said...

Wow ZX sounds like the beginning to a shitty day! Don't feel too bad everybody gets them once in awhile. In the words of Scarlett O'Hara "Tomorrow is another day". Hope it gets better.

HH

Anonymous said...

Give the girl a break. Who said actresses who shop knew how to spell... *cough* Blohan *cough*

I rest my case. Leave the girl alone, ya meanies!

Mel-mel

USA said...

Dominique Swain if ZX.

Pinky said...

Mel-Mel - they're laughing 'with' ZX not 'at' ZX. And if she's the one that sent the photo, she's got a wicked sense of humor!

Brendalove, another standing ovation for you - "Laboutins" is the best new vernacular since 'I got Plutoed.' THANK YOU!

hez said...

Oh, yes, definitely laughing WITH, not at. Was that not clear? I think ZX's posts are great!

bmini said...

Am also laughing with, not at..LOVE the pic of the shoe box!!!! Hehe

fo real said...

Thanks ZX's
lovin' your posts and love the pic so good!

Hez now that the Flames are out..
Go Van Go

Anonymous said...

OK you got us to laugh. Scene opens with: Jessica Rose, the "Lonelygirl15" actress, posting cropped eBay photos of shoe boxes that will prove her integrity and honesty as ZX.

brendalove@gmail.com said...

heh heh, thanks youse guys.

ZX, I hope you don't have any perishables in your refrigerator.

mary mac said...

Hey ZX...kick that loser to the curb...you sound just like me...I can have all the money in the world in the bank, but I still forget to pay my bills...I've had every utility shut off at one point or another, always with the money in the bank...doy!

Looking forward to your big post!

hez said...

Thanks, fo real! And I was born in CGY so I was secretly pulling for Kipper & the kids!

'NUCKS over Ducks (hopefully in 4!)!!

Pinky said...

Say, ZX - Enty is always describing himself to us (bald, overweight, old), but we don't believe him. Would you post a description? Come on, say yes!

Anonymous said...

Mary mac who ZX is driving me nuts. I've researched and am still confused. Can you send me who you think it is to tw1043@txstate.edu?

ZX ur hilarious! I hate it when those pesky "late" bills get "lost" in the mail. Okay I stack them in a pile until the stack is so high I HAVE to do something with them, u on the other hand are mad busy, so ur excuse is better. Keep the posts coming! And i hope ur day got better. Enjoy the week its beautiful outside!

TB

B :) said...

Enty: How are we doing this? Do we email you our zx submissions.

'Cause there's a few of us waiting to see the pool.


;o)

Anonymous said...

Hez...im in Langley,where you at?

jackie

my guess for ZX is Allison Lohman

Anonymous said...

I am convinced that Molly Sims is ZX after ENT's comment along with her picture, and that ZX and his car stealing friend is the same person. She fits every description as far as I can tell.

F.

B :) said...

Did someone kidnap Enty?

Amber Alert ya'll

Anonymous said...

ZX-

Been there with the utility bills. Automatic bill draft is a wonderful thing.

hez said...

I'm in the heart of the DTES, Jackie... a/k/a Cracktown. Right near the Woodwards bldg.

Never a dull moment!

allyuk said...

Like the pic ZX...very funny.

Hate those sucky days and yet we need them to recognise the fab ones and candlelight isn't a bad silver lining.

Anonymous said...

I too think Molly is ZX. Go to Molly Sims at wiki. Then go to her website. Look at the article from March.

Anonymous said...

If not ZX then Molly is def. AP!!!!

Anonymous said...

The comment about Pretty Woman caught my eye, the i started to notice all the M and o references. such as the three fingers and looking through the door or window in shape of an o. Lots of the pictures of Molly have been labeled Molly o Molly-MOM. Then again he never says anything to AP no matter what she does-and also never says anything bad about Molly because she is a FRIEND.

Anonymous said...

Also one of her Pics said something like Do you think they will figure out our secret or your secret?

Anonymous said...

Do you think they will find the clue? I know also a kindness answer:)

lc said...

Hey ZX thanks for your wonderful post...keep them comming.

Yes money in the bank....utility cut off...sounds familiar, LOL

Hope your day gets better.

Anonymous said...

ZX thanks for the pic of the Laboutin sign now I can spell it correctly even if I can't afford a pair of their shoes.

fo real said...

Hez,

I love your secret support... Kipper is da bomb.

Sorry bout the game last night
but I am supportin the 'NUCKS over Ducks

Melissa said...

You guys, Molly is not an award winning actress. And she doesn't have several movies coming out this year. Research.

Anonymous said...

Well, DS isn't making the talk show rounds either!