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Ashlee Simpson says plastic surgery is a personal choice. True. We don't usually vote on who gets it and it's not usually mandated by the government. I guess that makes it personal.
Pimpa Joe figured out that pimping Britney Spears will look less creepy than pimping out his daughters.
Tom orders Katie to take mommy lessons. I guess she is not quite Stepford Wives material after all, or she is not fulfilling her end of their role plays. I haven't quite figured it out either.
This article assumes Joe Francis hasn't lost his anal virginity to his cop killer cell mate. I for one think Joe hates lights out and has assumed more positions than the Borat hotel room scene.
