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Ashlee Simpson says plastic surgery is a personal choice. True. We don't usually vote on who gets it and it's not usually mandated by the government. I guess that makes it personal.
Pimpa Joe figured out that pimping Britney Spears will look less creepy than pimping out his daughters.
Tom orders Katie to take mommy lessons. I guess she is not quite Stepford Wives material after all, or she is not fulfilling her end of their role plays. I haven't quite figured it out either.
This article assumes Joe Francis hasn't lost his anal virginity to his cop killer cell mate. I for one think Joe hates lights out and has assumed more positions than the Borat hotel room scene.
2 comments:
Joe Francis already did lose his anal virginity (click the link to Defamer).
C'mon Ent... you've been holding back on Joe's likely comeuppance in the pokey...
But oh how right you were about his very bad move in insulting the judge ... who could have knocked five days off his sentence to avoid a later potential mandatory sentence for his pending Fla. cases ... but chose not to. See, Joe. Manners really DO pay!
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