Thursday, April 26, 2007

So Felching Isn't A Crime, But Kissing A Woman Is?

Richard Gere has a warrant out for his arrest in India. BTW, the above headline is in no way supposed to imply that Richard Gere has ever felched or is even aware of the term. I was simply making an observation that felching was not mentioned in the article but that Mr. Gere could spend up to three months in prison for kissing a woman.

Drew Barrymore is the Most Beautiful or in this case, the one with the publicist who was owed the biggest favor by People.

Justin's fans can touch him, but cannot grab him. They can fondle him, but not grope him. They can kiss him, but not tongue him. They can show him their sunglasses but not make him wear them.

Tyra Banks grabs Rosie's breasts.

LA jumps on the send Joe Francis to jail bandwagon. I won't rest until all 50 states come up with something to charge him with. I don't care if it's mopery, come up with something.

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Cause I know I'm not the only one who wondered:

Mopery is a vague and obscure legal term, used in certain jurisdictions to mean "walking down the street with no clear destination or purpose". Like loitering and vagrancy laws, it can be used by law enforcement to detain unsavory types before they have committed a clearer or more dangerous crime.

Anonymous said...

This is in realtion to the Justin Timberlake article. I attended his concert in Charlottesville, VA in March and I had tickets on the SexyBack dancefloor. We were never told what we could or could not do. I took many pictures of Pink (the opening act) without incident but as soon as I tried to take a picture of Justin, my camera was knocked out of my hand by a big security guy. If I didn't have the wrist strap on, my camera would have fallen to the floor. I was pissed and the guy told me that if I didn't put my camera away he would take it from me. If they had told us we couldn't take pics that close I wouldn't have, but no one said anything to us and I was ASSAULTED (had red marks on my hand where the guy hit me)!

imcshe said...

Thanks 11:36; now if you could do the same with "felching," I'll be all set! (...though I can only imagine!!)

hedda said...

Wish the "writers" had credited their source for the Gere bit here or gone further & checked if the info they borrowed ( The Hollywood Gossip 12/06 & 4/07)was correct. Felching has nothing to do with gerbils and these "writers" are unoriginal w/ all the recycling of others work.

spaztastic said...

"made my peacock feathers shine in the golden-hour light and extend to the heavens,"

Quit bogarting that joint Drew!

brendalove@gmail.com said...

That's no joint - that's LSD!!!

Anonymous said...

From Wikipedia:

Felching is a sexual practice in which semen is sucked out of another person's vagina or anus (with or without a straw), or out of a condom. The individual sucking the semen may swallow it or pass it, mouth to mouth, to a partner. The colloquial term for the latter act is snowballing.

I thought is was a gay term and was wondering about Ent's sexual orientation a bit but apparently it also has a place in hetero sex as well.

imcshe said...

I am SO sorry I asked! LOL!

Anonymous said...

Oh God, I could have gone without knowing that. Especially just after lunch!

Anonymous said...

UGH!

I need to scrub my mind with cleanser now.

Anyone have any comet handy?

brendalove@gmail.com said...

I was thinking about cooking some New England Clam Chowder for dinner tonight.

Anonymous said...

big ewww! to felching..;-)
Richard Gere was an ass - if he'd done any research on India before he went there, he'd have known how conservative it is as regards public behaviour and dress. I had a holiday there last year, couldn't wear most of my (perfectly respectable here) tops because they were deemed too low!
And Indian cultural mores being what they are, they'll blame Shetty as much (if not more) that Gere.

Anonymous said...

India must be paradise if this is all they have to worry about.

Anonymous said...

1:53: they did blame shetty as well...warrant out for her too, i heard

anyone remember that line in dumb and dumber where they were talking about a girl named freda felcher? :) ewwww

Anonymous said...

EL I have hated Joe Francis not so much because he makes soft porn, but because he such a pompous ass and the crappiest businessman. There are hundreds of guys and even gals making porn out there but they no better than to try to pull the shit that Francis has pulled. He can cry me a river all the way to his little cell.